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Every Shitty Video Essay Ever transcript
School Zone · @schoolzone3211
Published November 5, 20191:512.9M views
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Channel today I'm gonna talk about your favorite band or maybe a movie you like here's a bold claim about them that I can't possibly justify but would make a good title to a YouTube video here's some information I found on Wikipedia about the band I didn't really bother to
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here's a bold claim about them that I can't possibly justify but would make a good title to a YouTube video here's some information I found on Wikipedia about the band I didn't really bother to dig any deeper his why should I now I'm
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is chell and this is my video I say Channel today I'm gonna talk about your favorite band or maybe a movie you like here's a bold claim about them that I can't possibly justify but would make a good title to a YouTube video here's
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Words
313
Runtime
1:51
Speaking pace
169wpm
Reading time
1min
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Opening (first 30 seconds)
then here say she loves you hi my name is chell and this is my video I say Channel today I'm gonna talk about your favorite band or maybe a movie you like here's a bold claim about them that I can't possibly justify but would make a good title to a YouTube video here's some information I found on Wikipedia about the band I didn't really bother to dig any deeper his why should I now I'm gonna miss use a handful of big
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| Measure | This transcript |
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| Average words per sentence | 313.0 |
| Longest sentence | 313 words |
| Questions asked | 0 |
| Sentences containing a number | 0 |
Most used terms
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- academic2
- beatles2
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Filler phrases
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Transcript
then here say she loves you hi my name is chell and this is my video I say Channel today I'm gonna talk about your favorite band or maybe a movie you like here's a bold claim about them that I can't possibly justify but would make a good title to a YouTube video here's some information I found on Wikipedia about the band I didn't really bother to dig any deeper his why should I now I'm gonna miss use a handful of big words and sayings to cover up the fact that I don't really have that much to say on this topic The Beatles titular album revolver was entirely detrimental to the rock world and they worked around every clock to come up with the follow-up the follow-up in question being Sgt pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band here's an isolated track from a song you know bet you never heard an isolated track before now I'm gonna make a bold statement that's just my opinion but frame it like it's a fact there are three key aspects in every hit song to make it a hit the lyrics the beat and of course when all else fails the guitar by the way how about these sexy motion graphics huh they're the only thing that's preventing you from realizing this is a ninth grade class presentation why am I talking like this I heard a professor talk kinda like this once sounds pretty academic furthermore remember that bold claim that I made at the beginning of the YouTube video did you expect me to prove that claim and that's how the Beatles invented music I hope you like this thing is it an opinion piece in video form is it supposed to be like an academic journal what the [ __ ] is this I don't know I have a patreon
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