The Best Male Hobbies (according to women) transcript

- This video is sponsored by SimpliSafe. There is no safe like SimpliSafe. Can your hobbies make you more hot? Can they make you less hot? Recently, an organization called Date Psychology surveyed 840 men and women asking them a series of questions to find out what the most and least attractive male hobbies are. And today we're gonna go through it. We're gonna look at the least attractive hobbies. We're gonna look at the most attractive hobbies.

And let me warn you now guys, some of these hobbies on this list are gonna upset you. And some of these hobbies on this list are our hobbies. Number 10 least attractive hobby that a man can have according to women is makeup. I mean, yeah, okay, what's number nine? Crypto. Ooh, dude, I am all about blockchain. Like the idea behind it, I'm into it. Dude, decentralized stuff. Keep people from taking crap away from you. I'm all about it, but it's not my hobby.

It's like one of those things where if it's your job and it's a good job, then that's one thing. But if you are like a sous chef and then you're like, oh, I'm into crypto as my hobby, it's kind of like, all right, I can see how that's unattractive. Crypto, fine. Self-Identifying as a crypto guy? Not very attractive. Again, not up to me. This is what the girls said. Number eight, cigars. Cigars as a hobby. I get it. If you're just like smoking black and milds, constantly like hanging out the side of your window 100%, that's super weird.

This is an easy thing to not look cool while doing. Are you guys familiar with the Italian term sprezzatura? It's the ease of which you do things. So you can have an outfit and if you look like you're not comfortable in it, then you don't look cool. But you can take that same outfit and put it in a guy who's like chilling in it and he's got sprezzatura. It's like chillness and you look natural doing it. If you look natural smoking a Oke, then you're Arnold Schwartzenegger, you look cool.

And I don't care who tells me different. The Governator looks cool while smoking a stogie. I smoke my stogie anywhere I want because I'm a stud. But as a hobby, like your whole hobby is cigars. Mm, that's accurate. Don't smoke anything. Life's hard enough. Alright, number seven, clubbing. Clubbing. Eight. A hobby. Dude, clubbing is a lifestyle dude. I don't necessarily know if like going to a club and dancing is a very un unattractive thing.

Girls love dancing and girls love a guy who will go dancing with them. But again, I think these people are imagining that first date you're sitting across from each other at a restaurant, you're getting to know each other and it's like, so what are you into? If off the bat some dude is like, I like clubbing, I picture Jersey Shore type guy. You know a guy who's like maybe doesn't have their priorities straight. I like clubbing, but that's not to say that going to clubs and dancing, like if this were dancing, I think it would be much more attractive.

So what do you like to do? I like dancing. That's something to think about. So what do you like to do? I like clubbing. Ooh. It doesn't have the same ring to it, you know what I mean? Number six, marijuana as a hobby. Marijuana is my hobby. What are you into? Marijuana. It could potentially enhance your hobbies. Going to a movie, smoking a J, cooking after smoking a J. You know, like it used to be kind of like an outlaw thing and allowed you to be sort of a rebellious person.

But now that it's legal, it's just like drinking. It's like being into drinking. And so like if you were like, Hey, what's your hobby? Oh, I like drinking. It's like, yo, okay, this'll be our last date. Again to each their own. But as a hobby, just my opinion. And 840 women, the number five least attractive hobby that a man can have according to women is Funko the first brand name on the list? Collecting little things with big heads is the number five least attractive thing that a man can do as a hobby according to women.

Surprised that it's above marijuana. I'm surprised it's above cigars. I'm surprised it's above makeup. I wonder if this one is associated with the other things that it suggests that you like. Funko suggests I like entertainment stuff so much that I have created an entirely new hobby just to show people who come to my house how much I like that stuff. And while I'm not one to judge, I could see how a woman walking into your house and seeing your wall of Walter White dolls might be like, I don't know if I want this guy to be the dad of my kids dude.

But like anything in moderation is totally reasonable. I have little toys hidden all over my house, so there's like Hot Wheels here. There's a tiny little Paul Walker above a door frame watching over us, blessing us. There's a Tekume Fujiwara hidden somewhere. If you ever come, I'm taking everything. Don't let this happen to you. I'm excited to announce a special discount from our safest sponsor. SimpliSafe Home Security.

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And I did speech and debate in high school. It could be argued that this is a synonym for Reddit. Again, I like Reddit. I think Reddit is one of the best platforms on the internet. One of the few bastions of what I think the internet should kinda look like is Reddit. But my hobby is not arguing with other people on Reddit. I'm not damning the things it's, it's if it's your hobby. I will admit that I did argue with a few people when we uploaded our first few videos, argued with a couple guys.

I don't know if I argued with 'em. I, you know, that's how guys who argue online probably think too. It's like I'm not arguing. I'm getting, I'm getting them. That's what a lawyer does. I like arguing in person. That's not a hobby though. That's a job. He's getting paid for it so it makes it better. Yeah, that seems like a number four. Makes me really excited for one through three. All right, number three, poor being poor.

Oh, but Jesse didn't wanna write it. We might get demonetized if we write. Should I say corn? That's what they do on TikTok. Alright, Korn, dude, if that's your hobby, get help. And if that is your hobby and just like right out of the gate you're like, this is what I'm about, kudos to you for bravery. Much better to just come out with it and admit stuff and be about it than to bury it. This one's real tricky, dude. This one's real tricky.

It's your hobby. You know, I'm not a guy who's like, dude don't goon, don't goon. I'm too old for that, right? Dude, as a hobby, I think in general, if that's your hobby, I don't know if that's healthy. Number three least attractive hobby a guy can have is any sort of number two. Gambling. No surprise here. This is one of the ones that I saw when we first found this list and I asked Ri if it was accurate and she was like, well it depends if you win.

I'm just trying to put myself in the head of the people who took the survey and I think, oh yeah, that would be unattractive for a guy to just be like, Ugh babe. Babe, let me hold four grand. Let me hold another 4K babe. Like let me hold another 4K, babe. I could totally see as a potential partner, if you're looking to have a life with someone to build an empire together, I could totally see how gambling is a, a hobby that puts that at risk.

Like it's gonna take a lot of fungos to lose the house. You know what I mean? Like gambling. You could do it in a hand, you could put it all on black and be like, yep. Well hey, remember how we've been working towards a future? Yeah, we're not doing that no more. But if you let me hold 4K, I think I can get it back. And then some. Not surprising. Alright, we are now at the number one least attractive hobby that a man can have according to women.

I really don't have any idea what it is. Heroin, get a little sip of coffee. I hope it's not caffeine. The number one least attractive hobby that a man can have according to women is manosphere. Huh? Is that like guys on the internet, stop standing like a nerd. Don't be a balance broke six pack, you're gonna have a hard time. I mean, what do I have to say about this? 98% of our audience is male and a lot of 'em are young men.

And I do acknowledge that there are specific challenges and hardships that young men have to deal with. And I don't know if they are currently given the amount of attention that I think they should, but like I think that like this just pres on that fact and is sort of a perverse, nerdy way of handling that stuff. So I don't know, one of the reasons we started this channel and more and more I wanna like have those conversations with you guys and help you navigate some of those things in ways that like either did or didn't have people to help me navigate those things when I was younger.

So yeah, luckily they are attracted to some stuff though, huh? Guys, we are here. Guys. There is hope not. I'm not just telling you what's wrong with you. I'm giving you some stuff that might attract the opposite sex. All right, number five, most attractive hobby a man can have according to women is woodworking. Dude, this is like, again, they were, everyone was given a list and they had to be like, okay, yeah, that would be attractive if someone did that.

Like of course woodwork like working with wood. Wood, a super attractive thing. Nick Offerman woodworks number four, cooking. I totally get this. It's attractive to be able to feed your mate, to feed a potential family. Dude, cooking is so attractive. I just read two Anthony Bourdain books that I was thinking. Andy Morain is so known The bear. Ah, girls love the bear. We're all buying expensive white T-shirts 'cause of this guy Maddie Matheson, not a traditionally attractive man, but he's got zady status because the Moha knows how to cook.

This one makes sense. If anything, I'm surprised. It's at number four. Makes me salivate for number three. Number three, most attractive hobby according to women playing instruments. My jealousies bubbling up a little bit. I think this is a best case scenario, worst case scenario. And quite honestly, I'm surprised that cooking is not above playing instruments. I think when someone sees, oh, playing an instrument, they're thinking John Mayer, they're thinking, this guy's gonna doodle on a guitar and he's gonna, Dominic fike me a song like I'm in euphoria or something.

But guess what else is an instrument? The trumpet. Guess what else is an instrument? The tuba. I'm not saying those are unattractive instruments to play, but a guy who's good at guitar, 100% attractive. A guy who's bad at the violin, maybe not being bad at an instrument quickly goes from being very cool to being annoying and douchey. Number two, foreign languages. It's more of a thing than a hobby, isn't it? And I think we're getting into like twilight novel arena of women imagining men that don't exist.

This is the first one that I'm like, all right, okay, you're getting fooled. If some guy's like, oh yeah, like my hubby's learning foreign languages. He's trying to appear like he is something that he probably is not. Sorry ladies. That guy does not exist unless you're jma, NYC, you're probably lying guys. We've made it. We went through all of the non attractive ones. We've gone through a bunch of the attractive ones.

We finally reached the number one most attractive hobby a man can have according to women. If you do this, you're probably doing okay gentlemen. And if you don't do it, maybe you should pick it up. Number one most attractive hobby that a man can have according to women is looking on Facebook marketplace at old Japanese cars that are broken. All right? For real though, the number one most attractive hobby that a man can have according to women is reading.

Dude, this one's free. You ever heard of a library? This one's awesome. This one's easy. Easier than woodworking. Definitely easier than cooking. Cooking's a good one though. Playing instrument definitely easier than playing. We can all do it. We just gotta do it. Should I start sharing books that I'm reading with you guys? You guys wanna start a book club? Should we do that? Is that, should we start a discord? Are we becoming best friends right now?

Dude, if you can prove to me that you read 16 books by my birthday, March 19th, I will buy you a pizza. I'll do it, dude. I'll figure it out. Guys. Let's get hotter together, dude. Let's make the boys smarter. We're bettering ourselves together. I'm surprised exercise didn't make the list, but I encourage you to do that too. I've been running lately and I love it. Read. Let's read Cook Woodwork and let's stop marijuana.

I love you.