We Weren’t Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club! - Genshin Impact transcript

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to go fight a big monster Ah that's I thought you were going to say that you have a tail oh okay that's that's a that's a kinky move that's good news too yeah yeah yeah place a song Brock yeah you want you want a song I would love a song a deer a female dear Ray a drop of golden son me a name I call myself a long long way to run so a needle pulling threadit wait La a note to follow so okay I said it wrong so tea a drink with jam and bread thirst to this is a trap remix Mumble [Music] rap boom like music to my ears dude suck at rinks freaking own you more like stinks am I right look at this guy over here arrow on his head let's talk to him up dude oh yeah I see that guy see this guy no Rock you're in my cut scene oh sorry every time I change camera angles you're in the cut scene hello you're you're running into this lady oh sorry excuse me I didn't see you oh see this robot see this robot yeah I see the robot take this move Rock heal me I don't have a heal rock hit it I'm trying marel Bo do it we do it is it dead I see one of the big the big ones I'm going in okay oh it's it's a big big one okay don't choke I'm a look at me I'm like a dolphin I'm in this cut scene you're just walking around as a giant monster if you wish to open this St seek out an unveiling strip got to find a script I found some cake I just had to look at you you know what I mean double Caked Up can you ride that that big that big thing right there I sure can you can in yeah I'm going get one and come back to youing fing riding this little thing it's like a lava rainbow it's called the spirit way so I'm assuming that it's made out of spirit oh that makes sense yeah forget what I said dude did we beat the game are we just going to heaven the upper sanctum oh now we're going down woo SPO boost I'm going up the up second with you brck I'm trying to get up you some serious spoon boosts I'm trying to go to the upper sanum I see you oh oh oh oh you uh you finally here sorry I fell asleep I got I got to cut seat again check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out though check it out though what's up oh wait how do I do it I thought I could run on water you have to Sprint oh I have to Sprint wa no no you have to be in your other mode now do it there you go oh let's go see look you do have a goddamn heal I said I did I already healed you oh I see Brock you see this yep go go go [Music] go uhoh oh yep there we go we're good collecting all these little orbs I don't know what they're for but we're grabbing them all I see a rift in the dimension over here Brock oh yeah that's a demential riff if I've ever seen one switch tracks switch tracks switch tracks again again oh it's too many switching and then switch tracks again and again oh I'm not going to make it and again I have to touched it Brock I touched the butt where'd you go oh what did you do I don't know bro help Taste My Pain let me out of this body and my pain yeah one of them's got one we got this we got this we got this we got this light work big kicks big kicks big kicks big kicks and the and kapuya boom big kick did it easy pece has been restored the water level has ridden the Springs I would know I'm walking on [Laughter] it you wait right here I'm just going to go talk to it okay maybe maybe it just wants to give me the items that I need yeah excuse me robot I would like to converse with [Music] you I think he's agreeing yeah I think so too um I was wondering do you think maybe I could have he's not agreeing big kicks tail kicks small kicks other kicks like this that don't do anything at all I'm going to die I need to get out of here oh my God it kicks oh my God what is he doing what is he doing what is he doing I think we have to break these we do I can't climb it um yeah I don't know if mine's working ah he just killed her I missed no run away run away where's your healing girl at Brock right here I died wait that didn't heal that didn't heal that's the wrong one switch switch switch how do you you have two abilities you have two abilities press is it like your ear or shift or something I didn't know I didn't know my my e or shift or something Brock whatever your ability is switch stances how do you switch stances I don't know you have two stances is it like right click or something rock you have two these little guys whatever that whatever brings those out it's like the switch buttons yeah I don't know that that whatever you just did oh God uh I need to heal again [ __ ] I need your heal lady where's your heal lady where's your heal lady where's your heal lady where's your heal lady where's your heal lady bring it out bring it out bring it out bring it out bring it out I can't hide I'm I'm too scared bring it out bring it out bring it out bring it out bring it out that's the wrong one that's the wrong one that's the wrong one that's the wrong one that's the wrong one it's the wrong one same thing I always did it didn't work hold on hold attack hold attack I got to wait 10 seconds oh my goodness patience is a virtue Marcel he's full health oh that's not great how do we break these uh we got to use oh we got it we got it we got it we got it easy easiest fight of my life oh I was never scared not one time oh oh let's go purple turtle oh my gosh this was a mistake what is he weak against I mean I broke those things with fire so maybe fire I barely hurt this [ __ ] thing oh God uh dude he's so strong uh food uh revive how do we hurt him wait I don't know he's a little bar building up on him what does that mean what is he doing what is he doing what is he doing what is he doing [ __ ] what is he doing what is he doing heing can't hurt me if I may out a rock paper scissors [ __ ] there's a bunch of mini ones he's overloaded he killed me he's over stemmed I'm dead dead dude there he has this will take 3 hours oh my gosh he just obliterated me it has 3 million HP Rock we can kill it Marcel it has 3 million HP you know what I'm just going to keep these and uh just give up on the turtle I'm giving up on that dream Marcel me too we are not turttly enough for the turtle club that's what it comes down to I mean that's what that's what it boils down to how did he die I don't know I oh that one did a cool trick that was me oh really that wasn't that cool come on man it was still pretty cool right like like time to break out my secret weapon in it I'm dead never mind uh Brock I give up I give up I give up I give up I am on the mini map um yeah you do you the teleport right here no hold on I'll just walk there right here I see you I see you oh my you're such a little jokester I freaking got [Music] you dang it can we restart