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Boxing & MMA Chaos · @BoxingMMAChaos
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634
Runtime
9:17
Speaking pace
68wpm
Reading time
3min
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Opening (first 30 seconds)
[laughter] >> This is some superstition from Bullshido Masters. This Kung Fu master claims he has mastered the diamond body technique. Anyone who masters this technique will have a body as hard as bronze
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| Measure | This transcript |
|---|---|
| Sentences | 63 |
| Average words per sentence | 10.1 |
| Longest sentence | 69 words |
| Questions asked | 4 |
| Sentences containing a number | 2 |
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[laughter] >> This is some superstition from Bullshido Masters. This Kung Fu master claims he has mastered the diamond body technique. Anyone who masters this technique will have a body as hard as bronze and iron invincible against all attacks. But that diamond body was sent to the shadow realm in just 30 [music] seconds by this kickboxer. >> [screaming] >> Come here. I've never seen a Kung Fu master with a head that looks like a bunch of grapes except for this one.
The funniest part is he tries to block punches with his face instead of defending himself. >> [groaning and screaming] [music] >> This Wing Chun master claimed that he challenged Mike Tyson and knocked him down with just three hits. However, his claim angered many mixed martial arts and Muay Thai fighters who were Tyson fans. It even made a Muay Thai enthusiast so angry that he traveled thousands of kilometers to the master's home to challenge [music] him to a fight in his own gym.
In just 18 seconds, this boastful master was defeated much to the delight of many Tyson fans who believed it was the price he had to pay for underestimating the boxing legend. >> Stop punching me. It really hurts. My nose. Help me. I'M FEELING IT. >> [screaming] >> UNBREAKABLE TITANIUM DING DONG. >> Welcome friends to the world of China's number one kung fu master for super martial arts and farting techniques. >> Oh my god. >> Totally. >> The master of super martial arts and trickery, Ma Baoguo, made a huge mistake when [music] he tried to show off in front of his followers by challenging mixed martial arts fighter Wang Qing, but he suffered such a humiliating beating that the final knockout sent him straight to the shadow realm where he [music] remained for nearly an hour before the medical team finally brought him back. >> I am not dead. >> I am a Luigi, number five. >> [screaming] [laughter] >> Why are you running?
Come here. >> Stop hitting me. Stop hitting me. >> Please, SHOW SOME MERCY. >> FALCON >> [screaming] >> OH, SOMEBODY, please think of the children. >> A [ __ ] old master entered the gym and provoked UFC fighter Alistair Overeem only to be badly beaten. >> This eccentric and deceptive Kung Fu master is trying to look cool and impressive in front of his students by challenging the MMA fighter Morrison Butler. Just look at his fighting style.
He's walking around so calmly [music] as if he's in his own living room. But in the end, this Tai Chi master is going to have a very bad day at the hands of this fighter. I don't think he'll ever step into a gym again after today. >> [snorts] >> That's my boy. That's it. Good work, partner. Good work. >> Yeah, BABY. YEAH. >> YEAH. >> [cheering] >> GOOD WORK. >> WHAT DO WE HAVE? >> HIT THE GROUND. >> GOOD FIGHT, GUYS. >> Good work.
Good work. >> I've never seen anyone try to catch a punch except this kung fu master. This is what we call martial arts nonsense and the crazy world of Systema. >> Aikido is better than Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. >> This Aikido master showed up boasting about the superiority of his martial art and challenging an MMA MMA club. But after the humiliation he's about to go through, I don't think he'll be mocking anyone again. >> This was a mistake. >> Looks like you're about to get pwned. >> Don't you touch me. >> I'm out. >> What's the matter?
You're the one who started this game and now you don't want to play anymore? >> Come here. >> Don't you touch me. >> All right. >> [screaming]
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