Playing the REAL Verity Mod... transcript

[screaming] No, no, no, no, no, no. Verity, I didn't do anything. Hey guys, look out here. Today we're going to be playing the Varity mod. And it's a mod that a Minecraft YouTuber named That Mod played. And I'm fortunate enough today to be able to [music] try out his mod. So, let's see what's inside this box. Yo. Yo. Ow. Oh, hello. I'm Varity, your personal helper friend. Ask me anything. I know everything. >> Everything?

No, you don't. >> I'm for real. Stop laughing. >> You don't know everything. >> Yo, chill, bro. You're already crashing out. It's been like 10 seconds, man. By the way, don't think I trust you, man. You're hella sus. I know you got something up your sleeve. >> What? What do you mean? I'm only here for you, friend. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you're lying. Anyways, do you really know everything? >> Yep. >> All right, then.

What's the name of the person watching this video right now? >> Andrew. Andrew is watching the video right >> now. >> No way. All right, then. How do I kill your annoying ass? >> Oh, trust me, you don't want to do that. >> All right, I'm just going to slime you out now before you can do anything. >> What? Why can't I hit you? [laughter] >> I will remember this. >> Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure you'll remember this, man. You seem like a pretty smart guy.

I don't really like your vibe, man. Okay, I'm I'm going to go get some wood, but I I guess I'll take you with me. All right, Varity, we're going to go get some wood. Okay, no funny business. >> You got it. >> Got to get some wood. I'm thinking today I'm going to make a nice house. You know, try and get stacked. Maybe get like full diamond or something. I don't know, man. This is taking so long, man. All right, Varity, you're going to help me mine some wood.

Varity, can you help me mine this tree? >> No. This vessel, it limits me. >> Vessel. Yeah, that's that's not offputting at all. Yeah, vessel. Look, man. Look, Barry, I know you're up to no good, but you know, for the time being, I'll just pretend you actually want to help me. I'll let you stick around. All right, dog. Okay. I don't like how you're not agreeing with me. Man, I do not like Varity's vibe, bro. So, my boy that mob, you know, the guy who created Varity, he uh if you didn't see his video, you should really check it out.

Um because he's the reason this video is possible today. Maybe he wants to slime me out, but bro, okay, you know what? I can't say >> talking about me. >> All right, V. I'm going to be back again. Okay, you know, maybe Varity is thinking about slimeing me out. Um I'm literally going to slime him out first. Like, I mean, he he was invulnerable. Well, I couldn't do any damage to him, but you know, there's got to be a way.

There's got to be a way to get rid of him. All right, so I'm thinking I'm going to get a flint and steel, and I'm going to see if Varity uh is resistant to fire. I think that's what I'm going to do. All right, so we're just going to keep mining, and I'll get back to y'all uh once we get some some more iron. All right, Varity, I'm back from mining. I got some iron. Um I have a little surprise for you, bro. >> Really? Yeah, for me.

I have a little surprise. Gone. >> Nice try. >> Are we serious right now? Okay. You're a little more resistant than I thought. All right. Um I'm going to go build a house. I I I guess I'll take you with me. All right, Varity. Let's go build a house together. All right. I'm going to put you right here. There you go. All right. Thinking, you know, we'll do some wood, some cobblestone. Uh I got to level out this terrain first, though.

We're just going to make We're going to make something really nice. All right. [music] Okay. [laughter] Okay. But you know, I don't think this is too bad. Bro, can you stop looking at me, bro? Dang. Doesn't help that he doesn't say anything either. Uh, I need to get some more wood. Freeze over here. My house. What's that sound? Varity, what's going on, bro? Can you stop playing that music, bro? All right, bro. It's just trolling at this point.

All right, I see how it is. Guess what, Barity? I actually like the music. Yeah, I like it. Keep playing it. Play louder. Keep playing it. Try me. Yo, I can't lie. Varity's taste of music is kind of fire, bro. I I really like this music. I didn't know you could play sounds. Just kidding. I did. You have no surprises for me, Varity. I know everything about you. I know more about you than you know about me. Okay, you can't fool me, bro.

Keep playing it. Yeah, keep playing that music. See what happens to you. Keep playing it. Keep playing it. [snorts] Stupid yellow bubble. Stupid All right, we're going to make the Varity Shrine. It's going to be made out of birch or he's going to be here when he's in timeout. He's going to be here when he's been a bad boy. And then we got to get some wool, make a bed, and get some glass. Put some torches around my house.

[music] Put some in here. Bro, Barity, when are you going to stop playing that music? My gosh, bro is rage baiting me. >> [music] >> I mean, to be fair, I wasn't I wasn't too nice to him either. But, >> bro, finally he stopped playing that annoying song. Anyways, let's go check on Varity. >> Wow. [laughter] This house is looking great. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quit your glazing, bro. I know what you want to actually do, man.

All right, Varity. Good night. You're going to sleep outside. >> What? You can't leave me out here. I'll be so cold, and you wouldn't want that. >> I think I want it, man. I I I think I think I want that to happen. Good night, bro. >> Don't leave me out here. >> Zesty, I'm leaving you out there, bro. I'm sleeping myself. Dang. [laughter] I'm Oh, okay. I'm going to bed, man. Going to check on Varity. >> Well, hello. Good morning, Lookout. >> How'd you get in MY HOUSE?

HOW DO you know my name? >> Remember? I said I know everything. >> All right, that doesn't really explain that, but okay. All right, man. It doesn't matter. You're going to help me go mining today. All right, Varity. I heard from my boy Mob that you can tell me where diamonds are. Where the diamonds at? >> Do I really want to help you? [laughter] >> Yes, you do. >> Stop. STOP. [screaming] HELP. >> Let's go. You going to tell me? >> There are diamonds 32 blocks to your left at Y level 16. >> Let's go.

Finally. Let's go. You know what? While we're at it, play some tunes. Let's go. This song slaps, man. Let's go. You got such good taste, Varity. I like it. >> Yo, he wasn't lying. Let's go. Yo, Varity, you're Was your face always like that? >> I've always looked like this. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you did. Yeah. Oh, boy. Varity is about to get freaky. All right, let's go back to base. All right, Varity. I think I know what to do with you.

All right, Varity. You made it apparent I can't trust you. So, I'm going to banish you to the Nether. Goodbye forever. >> What? >> Something is coming to touch you in 3 days. >> Hey yo, bro, that still doesn't give me a good reason to not banish you in the Nether. >> If you throw me in the Nether, I'll just have to touch you in real life instead. >> Yo. All right, bro. I guess I can't argue with that. All right, before Varity does anything freaky, I'm going to gear up.

Get ready for whatever's coming in 3 days. >> I know where you live in real life. >> Okay, pal. Get graveled. >> I know where you live. Look out. Look out. [screaming] >> I'm going to check on Varity tomorrow. H. All right. I guess I could get more diamonds, get some diamond gear, and uh, you know, be ready for whatever's coming in 3 days. Where are all the mobs? I mean, I'm not complaining, but just seems a little unusual.

I'm not in peaceful mode, so I don't know why they're not spawning. Whoa, this cave is huge. Let's go. Let's make chest plate, helmet, and boots. There we go. I think it's time we check on Varity. Where' the gravel go? YO, MY GOSH, IT'S SO [screaming] LOUD. MY GOSH, he's so loud. >> I am going to touch you. >> Hey, just take the house, man. Look, I'll come back one more time and if you're not chill, I'm leaving forever.

We're going to make a base somewhere else. My gosh, I wish I could have asked Varity where the nearest village is. Now I just got to find it myself. What is he talking about? A helper friend? He hasn't even helped me a single time. I mean, I guess the diamonds, but I had to kind of force that out of him. All right, it's night time. I'm not trying to sleep in my house. Varity is way too noisy. Just going to sleep out here.

All right, maybe maybe since it's been a day, Varity might have calmed down by now. I'll check on him one more time, and if he's not chill, I'm going somewhere else, making my base, and getting ready for whatever's coming in the day. All right, maybe Varity is actually chill now. This is his last chance. What's going on? You chill now? >> I know where you live in real life. >> Oh, nope. You sold. You just sold in like a second.

Yeah, >> I am going to touch you. >> Look out. It won't BE SOFT. >> YO. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. I'm out of here, bro. I'm never coming back. I'm never coming back. This should be far enough away. My old base is all the way over there. Is Varity not in there? Okay. Anyways, that's my old base. I'm building this house so we can see the land. And whenever that thing comes towards me, we're going to be ready. We're going to see it come towards us.

And we're going to have a base. Put a little balcony so I can see what Varity's doing at my old house. that don't have enough wood. I got this nice little little back room. Um, I'm actually going to put my bed in here cuz I want to put some more storage here. So, I actually went to the Nether off camera. I got some glow stone. And of this, I think I can make Yep, redstone lamps. So, what I'm going to do with this is I'm going to make kind of a detection system if anything comes my way.

I'm going to put some pressure plates with some of these redstone lamps. So if anything comes near my base, they're going to step on this and activate the light. So I'm kind of going to set up a perimeter of these so I'll kind of know if something's on its way. I don't know if whatever's coming is going to step on them, but you know, there's a good chance once they get to around the base, they're definitely going to hit some.

Everything's set up. I think I'm going to go to bed. Nothing's going on. I think he was bluffing. I think bro was just bluffing. What? Oh boy. [sighs] Oh no. Oh no. No. No. NO. [screaming] NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. VARITY. VARITY. Please calm down. Please. I didn't do anything. Please calm down or else I'm GOING TO HAVE TO TOUCH YOU. COME AT ME, VARITY. I'M NOT AT ME. Come at me. Let's go. He's dead. Let's go. I killed Varity.

Woo! Yeah, that's what you get. Let's go. Yeah, man. What do I do now? Let's go. We did it. Varity is no more. Let's go. Huge shout out to that mob for creating the Varity mod and letting me play it and make a video on it. If you enjoyed this video, please subscribe to that mob. His videos are absolutely insane. And subscribe to me if you want to see more videos like this. Can't believe you did it. What a beautiful sunrise, man.

Can't believe what the heck. Oh no, not another one.