ICE and Grease - Hopdoddy Ride Along transcript

[clears throat] I got FIRED FROM ICE. >> NO. [screaming] NO. >> WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING BREATHING? [laughter] >> We better get out of the car before we get surrounded. [clears throat] >> Sorry to hear that for you. >> You know. Yeah. Sorry. >> It was my lifelong dream. >> Better luck next time. >> You know, >> my lifelong dream is to wash my hands after eating that >> I washed my hands like 14 times. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. >> I I went to that I went I I washed my hands cuz I didn't want to touch myself, >> right?

Then I went to the bathroom. Then I washed my hands. Then I touched myself. Then I washed my hands again. >> Then I stood there for a while. >> I had a very similar experience. >> I won't tell you what was similar and what was >> Well, I heard you. You kept rattling the door. I [laughter] thought was weird cuz you were in there before me. >> Let me out. >> This is all like a lot of this is so new at Mueller. >> This is crazy. >> Is crazy because >> it just keeps expanding.

And when I think they've like done it, >> built everything that they want to build here and it seems like a well like built out community. They built something else. >> They just throw more shit up. >> Yeah. >> We should all crane was an actual >> We should all move here. We live on the same block. >> I think one of the things that's great about >> says, "Okay, I'll move again. Why not?" >> Why not? We're due. >> Get enough. >> My yearly move. >> My No.

No. Don't make that a thing. Um, >> you you just SAID it doesn't even doesn't even make SENSE WHAT HE SAYS. DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE WHAT HE SAYS. >> PERPETUATE THE THING I came up with. >> You're fired [laughter] from ice. >> NO, [screaming] >> YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING. [laughter] >> Fuck my family. >> Go home to your family. YOU'LL NEVER COMPARE. [laughter] >> YOU'RE NOTHING to me. >> I used to be respected. [laughter] >> Not by you. >> IT'S WEIRD.

WHY DO YOU KEEP saying that with a question mark? >> Why does the boy keep looking at me and laughing? [laughter] >> I think one of the great things about Mueller is that it's so cheap, too. So, >> yeah, we can definitely all move here. >> Yeah. >> Well, we can all go live in that little like grassy area. >> What is this now? It's a different thing again. >> So, this used to be Rebel Rebel Cheese. Uh they still exist.

They're less of a restaurant now, but focusing just on like the cheese part, the cheese mongering. >> Yeah. Um, so like you can still get Rebel Cheese there, but now it's a different like vegan restaurant that actually has some of the same menu items as the other place. So honestly, you know, it's a it's a go-to spot for Holly. Like it's it but the fact that it still has some stuff is is good for us. >> Isn't there a place like called Jordans right around here somewhere? >> Jordans? >> Yeah, >> there's Barbara. >> Barbara Jordan. >> No, >> that's who Barbara and me are named after. >> Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] It's on you. So >> it's on a building around here somewhere. I don't know if it's like an apartment building. >> Oh, I think you're right. No, >> I know I'm right cuz I onehe past all the time when I used to get to work and then people wouldn't show for hours [laughter] to get on my onehe. I could be here in like 2 minutes. >> Did I ever tell you? >> And every time I rode by it, I'm like, "Jordan, >> there he is." There was a um like a construction company or like some wellto-do family in the city I lived in in Georgia uh when I lived there and their last name was spelled J O R D A N.

Mhm. >> Uh, but it was not pronounced that way. >> Oh, >> it was pronounced Jordan. >> Jordan. Oh, nice. >> So, I ran out loud in it. >> I ran into this thing where like people who are from there would see my name and go, "Oh, Jordan." >> And I'd [laughter] be like, "What are you saying?" >> Jordan. >> Hey, so what's wrong with everyone? >> Yeah. And then and then uh that's crazy. >> The Auburn stadium apparently is named Jordan Hair.

And I don't know if it's the same family or not, but >> Jordan >> uh I wanted to go back this way >> cuz I want Nick to get mad at the pizza place again or whatever. >> Well, it was either go by this pizza place that will never open or go by uh stage five. >> Stage five, which will never close. >> Which will never close. [laughter] >> We'll go see Drew. >> Yeah. Oh, >> I missed him last time. Well, well, he'll forget about us. >> Yeah, he'll pretend to not see us. >> Yeah, [laughter] >> he laughed.

He >> What the fuck? >> Those guys, huh? >> You guys let him off too easy. >> I think so. >> We couldn't get close enough to like, you know, not >> Yeah, we just kept waiting for him to come over and say hi. We should have out. >> Yeah. >> Never heard someone hits the gas that [laughter] hard. >> Yeah, he like drove over another car. >> You guys didn't know. He' just been let go from ice. [laughter] >> He had to get home and tell his family goodbye.

That's a joke THAT YOU WOULD MAKE TO HIM AND he would go, I don't want to play anymore. >> I don't want to [laughter] play. I don't want to play. I don't want to play. He wouldn't even He wouldn't even want the context. >> Even when I >> Where do you want to go? You want to go to Hanks? You want to go TO AL'S FUCKING BIG AL >> BIG AL'S PIZZA. OPEN. OPEN. OPEN. TAKE THE LADDER DOWN. PUT THE PIZZA IN THE OVEN. >> ISN'T that the Isn't that the shop in Ratchet and Clank?

Big Alves. >> Uh, >> is it? I think so. >> He's like this dude that sells you gadgets. But are they open in plank? Oh, then it's different. >> Yeah, it's quite different. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Isn't it Big Al's toy toy barn in >> Toy Story? >> Yeah. >> Maybe that's where they stole it from. >> Maybe. >> Probably. >> There's a lot of hats in this [clears throat] car. >> There's a lot of hats in this >> space bastards. That >> car's got a lot. >> It's wearing a lot of hats. >> That ice could go nuts. >> Wait, can you see their driver's side mirror?

[laughter] >> Oh, what the >> What is that? Is that taped? >> I think it's bandaged. >> It's like It's like taped and bandaged on. This is crazy. >> That's nuts. >> They can't see out of any of their mirrors because clearly the hats are blocking the rearview mirror. >> The hats are people. [laughter] >> THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE. >> WE'RE stuffed in here like a crowded car. >> It's too many people. Call Ice. >> I was going to say >> I CAN'T.

I'M FIRED. >> ICE COULD GO nuts and ratcheting like a lot of aliens. >> They blocked his number. >> Aliens, >> dude. They blocked his jump. Speaking of uh not wanting to play, when I was editing the behind the scenes for the road trip, I left out all the stuff where Drew did not want to play. [laughter] It's quite a bit in >> It was quite quite a lot. >> Yeah, the drive-thru. We really let him have it in the drive-thru. >> Yeah, he did not want to play. >> The more you don't want to have it, you're going to get more. >> You got to get more. >> Well, to be fair, >> we should we should do a cut.

Don't release it. But we call it Let's [laughter] Play. >> I don't want to play. [laughter] We kind of forced him to go there because of the >> It's hot chick. >> Yeah, it was the L forced us to do everything on that trip. >> Yeah, the things he wanted to do and then didn't do >> and then he didn't want to do them. >> Guys, I'll eat it later. >> Guys, this place is haunted. We should get some haunted foot. Never mind. >> You guys are having too much fun.

[laughter] >> Go ghost stole weed. >> I'm going to firehouse. >> Yeah, [laughter] >> I've been waiting for firehouse subs MY WHOLE LIFE. HE TOOK ONE BITE OF THAT SANDWICH. WHAT? >> MAN, >> just like Big Ray who's going to throw up. >> Is that chicken? [laughter] >> That uh [laughter] >> just like no base understanding of what we're doing or what this is. Magic bar. What the fuck? >> Anytime we're required to pull out an ID now, I I I always go, "Yeah, you don't you don't need that to fly, do you?" >> Oh, man. >> Fuck.

I don't we ever really talk about that how like someone on the crew forgot their license. >> Oh yeah, they it had to be mailed to one of our upcoming stops. >> There's so many things I'll never forget that I'll just like say like without context of anyone who wasn't on the trip to just go chicken. [laughter] >> Make me laugh forever. I'll be an old man chicken. >> There's a problem with the tail light. Peanut [laughter] butter.

Peanut butter jelly and bacon cuz that chicken on top of that. >> WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT. >> WHAT ARE YOU FILMING? >> WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? >> 30 FUCKING MINUTES. >> HE WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION. He wasn't He's not watching us. He's filming >> a Fortnite tournament. >> Yeah, he's thinking about his Fortnite tournament. >> Standing at the ground kicking [laughter] rocks, >> thinking about Fortnite in a stolen bag of weed.

[laughter] >> We were playing Diablo II remake on the trip. Man, now I'm ready for Diablo 5. >> I got sucked back in when the when the Warlock came out and then thankfully it's like something else came out and like a bird like I saw something shiny. I'd be still playing. I was thinking about the other day. I can't pick that game up otherwise it's like a month gone. >> Yeah. Oh yeah. >> Well, they announced Diablo 5, right?

And it comes out like 2029. >> Until you motherfucking make Diablo I again, I don't care. I just >> like four. I I haven't even finished four. I can't bring myself just come out. Uh, not a couple years. It's a few years. >> Yeah. They even did like a big expansion recently. >> And it's fine. Like I like Diablo 2 is just the one I want and they're never gonna make that again because it's too old. >> Like that's fine. I just I don't think I'm ever going to care about a new Diablo. >> And then these fuckers again, they made new content for Diablo 2.

Yeah. Like >> you got me. >> They knew hooked. They knew people were waiting. >> It was a good story. It was a fun game. >> Like if they made a completely new Diablo but it was Diablo II mechanics, I'd be all over that. >> Yeah. I just I see it when I close my eyes. >> Well, they announced Diablo 5 and they also announced that Starcraft like >> for 2030 >> 4 years from now. >> That's so insane. >> Is that a Starcraft 3 or is it just >> Starcraft? >> No, it's just Starcraft cuz it's not an RTS. >> Mhm. >> I think it's I think it's a >> some kind of shooter. >> Wasn't that the problem with Ghost, too?

Didn't they announce it like years before it was like Nintendo fuckers? That's what I said. Yeah. I was like, is this Star Trek? Is this Ghost? >> What the fuck? >> Um, people had reserves for years of that back when you'd get like a ticket. >> Oh, right. Don't lose this. >> It's the only way we can look you up. >> I'm just going to go. >> Yeah, that's dude. I always felt like a king if I reserved a game and paid it off in full.

Hell >> yeah. >> A free game. Like as a kid, it's like I like I wouldn't have money. >> So it'd be like an investment. I'm like, I pay it off now, I can't spend it. That was the best fools be putting their $5 reservations down. I would pay that shit off in full anytime I could. >> Plus, you supposed to, not always, but like you'd get stuff. >> Oh, here's a thing. Like a physical thing. >> It used to be a physical thing to get like when you would reserve the game.

It would be like a t-shirt or some other like, you know, whatever. >> A little figure or something. >> Something like a plushy. >> Mhm. >> Just give you whatever. And >> I got a little mumbo jumbo doll when I fucking got Banjo Kazooi. >> Hell yeah. Eekum God. Yeah, >> Banjo Kazui. >> I was literally driving to the office today and I don't remember what I think I was like listening to a game ranks video. >> They were talking about something else, but they mentioned Banjo Kazui and I went I'm going to play that.

[laughter] >> It's literally like an hour and a half ago. I was like, I haven't played that in a while. >> I should play that. >> It's such a good game. >> It's so short. What's that? >> What's your method of playing? >> I'll probably just play on Xbox. >> Oh, right. >> My method. How do you play it? >> Well, no. I was I was just curious cuz they they have it on the Switch 2 uh 64. >> Oh, you're right. Thing, >> but isn't that just a port of the 64? >> Yes, it is. >> Inferior to the Xbox One in my opinion. >> I never played the Xbox. >> Well, it's whether you want to go pro or not because I will say the N64 version.

The only difference really >> is the notes thing. >> Is the notes thing where if you die mid-level, you lose every fucking single note. >> It's like in the original on the Xbox, you save them. >> Oh, that's nice. >> So, if you die, it's fine. Rusty Bucket Bay on N64. I tell you when you fucking you go inside that ship >> and you got those little fucking spinning. >> Yo, motherfucker. You do that first. >> You do that first every time. >> It's like, "OH, I FUCKING MISSED ONE." It was like sweating bullets.

It's like fucking 27 minutes down the drain. [laughter] I um I got into an I got like a mention in um a Nintendo Power once. >> Oh, really? >> For speed running a level. >> What? >> I think it was Mad Monster Mansion. It was just like like a challenge like hey take a literally >> get your fastest time cuz the game displayed the time like in the game and on the menus. It told you. Oh, you're right. It was like 100% the level >> clearing the level.

Yeah. And and the the prerequisite, this is the '90s, was like have your TV screen, your Nintendo 64 and all that shit in one like shot together so you could see it was plugged in and take a picture with a Polaroid and send it in. [laughter] And that was Yeah. And that was it was like >> And you won. >> I didn't win, but it was like I was like I was like way at the bottom, but I got like five bucks in like reward points or something.

It was like I bet I might not even made the magazine. I don't remember. But it was like I made I made a list. Damn, that's cool. >> Where it's like I got like $5 because even Nintendo Power is like you got $5 for the Nintendo store >> and it was like a little gift certificate coupon. >> Hell yeah. >> But I'm just like that's the crazy thing about that was their that was their just like uh their verification process. It was like make sure we can see all the wires and shit [laughter] like so we know it's plugged in >> and it's like you you know it's real and then take a picture with a Polaroid set.

[laughter] >> Polaroid. >> That was it, man. >> Wild. >> That is crazy. Uh, are you guys going to play the Wolverine game or No, >> I'll play it. >> Yeah, I'm going to play it. >> I probably won't. >> I I was not at the top of my list. >> Uhhuh. >> But like I imagine I'll enjoy just running around killing people cuz I don't >> I'm like not be I feel like I'm better off not giving a crap and not being like comic book person.

I feel like if you got more invested, it's going to be a [clears throat] disappointment. >> Mhm. >> The honestly the biggest reason I might not play it too is you know people are like it's not that long. It's not that long. It's like fucking 15 hours. 15 hours, which is like pretty long. >> I think that's great. I think that's a great sweet spot for >> I'm just like I if it were like 8 hours, I guarantee you I'd play it, but I'm just like 15 hours is still like >> still a little daunting. >> It's got It's just It's healthy enough to be like, "Okay, yeah, there's like some game here. >> I just Man, >> I just have a lot of other shit I'd rather play right now.

Everyone's saying it's it's mediocre. Nothing's going to make me run to it." >> Cuz everyone's like, "It's not bad. It's [laughter] like is it good?" >> No, it's nothing better to do. I'd play it, but like I don't I'm playing Automushia still right now. That game is fucking great. I love that game. >> Yeah, it looks fucking sick. [snorts] >> I really want to play. I haven't had time, but I really want to play it. Uh, but Control Resident comes out like >> Oh, right. >> next week, I think. >> Shit, I keep forgetting. >> Yeah, it is so soon.

And whoever's in charge of marketing that game is doing a terrible job. >> Awful job. Don't even remember it's coming out. >> Awful, awful, awful job. I'm so excited for it. And it's Man, I hope it's good. Is that like you play her brother? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Are people less excited because you play as the brother? >> I don't think people know it's even coming out. I just I don't think anybody knows anything about it. >> I think people know it's a thing because of Alan Wake 2. >> I mean, I loved Alan Wake too. >> I still never played that. >> God, it was good. >> It's very good.

I really I love Control. >> I've played it a couple times. >> I think Control is >> I think it's just too scary. >> Both of those games. >> Control and Alan Wake. >> Yes. Yeah, dude. >> I get nervous. >> I I was like about as brave as I could be is like, "Okay, I can deal with crackheads in Max Pain." That's [laughter] That's it, dude. But when I play >> You're brave enough to drive. [laughter] >> I'm very brave. I'm very brave. >> You can play Alan. >> When I But when I play Max Payne, I pretend it's Mark Wahberg. >> Oh yeah.

So you can be brave. >> Yeah. So you can be brave like Mark. >> The bad guy is the dude from Prison Break. >> Yep. >> Bravest man I know is Mark Wahberg. >> That's right. [laughter] >> Let's just say things would have gone down the way. >> Jordan, you don't have to say [laughter] that. >> Okay. Everyone knows. >> They are someone who would never be fired by ICE. saw I saw an interview with him like a clip like this last week where it was him talking about was the movie he was in with Will Frell uh >> other guy other oh that sorry no Daddy's was a different movie >> yeah uh and then it the interview is him going yeah and then like in the movie Will Frell's married to Eva Mendes and I just I like I can't believe that like I it's just him talking for a full 90 seconds about how they'll never get him to believe >> that I'm supposed to believe this >> that's all he kept saying was that he doesn't believe it and it's like damn man.

All right. Jesus Christ. >> That was uh he wanted though in the other one, right? Like you're my daddy movie. >> Oh, maybe it was >> daddy's home. Something like that. >> With the stepdads. >> Yeah. >> Was that him? Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And then the and then the sequel was their daddy's. >> Yeah. With Gibson. >> John Was it was John Lithgow? What is it? >> Yeah. >> Was it really? >> Yeah. >> Wow. That's >> I know it was Mel Gibson. >> I'm pretty sure Is it not John Lith?

I'm pretty sure it is. >> Super normal guy. Was he uh was he Wahberg's dad? >> Uh Mel Gibson was Mark Wahberg's dad. >> Yeah, that sounds right. >> Yeah. >> Two regular guys. >> Two regular >> tough dudes. >> Just actor guys. >> Yeah, just normal guys. >> Never done anything weird. >> Yeah. And they've never been arrested and it's all been good. Uh check out. >> We're watching Dracula 2000. >> It's still going. >> Yeah, dude. >> Nice. >> There he is.

Dracula. Nice dark. >> Shit. That's him. >> Yeah, >> there's Gerard Butler's Dracula. Oh, I remember the twist of this. >> The T stands for Dracula. >> I tell my kids all the time on the weekend. Like I'll be like, it's like Friday at like 6:00. I'm like, "All right, let's go. Time to get time to go to bed. We got to GET UP FOR SCHOOL. [laughter] GOT to get early." So, I was doing that on Saturday. I was like, "Got to We got Sunday school tomorrow." I'm like, "We know." I was like, "Sunday school?

It's go will you go to church and learn about Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior?" And I was just goes, >> "What?" [laughter] And I went and I went, "That's real, by the way. That's a real thing. >> That's a real thing that you could be going." And she was just like, "Why?" And I was like, "I don't know, man." >> Between that and the meatball sub. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> You really threw it off meatball. >> What a monster. >> This stuff's crazy.

[laughter] >> You know what the twist in this movie is? >> What's that? [clears throat] >> DRACULA IS JUDAS. >> WHAT? >> He hung himself and became Dracula. >> Got fired by ice. [laughter] >> Here, read the U review. >> You spoiled the episode.