Something Is Wrong With My Dog... transcript

Why is there blood under the bed? Watching the sunrise? No. Hey guys, look out here. Today I'm going to show you an awesome mod that I actually commissioned myself. I hired someone to make this mod because I feel like pets in Minecraft are a little bit, well, dull. The creator of this mod also passed away last week. Anyways, let's go ahead and tame a wolf so I can show off some awesome features from this mod. There should also be a bonus chest and it should have bones in it.

Let's go. I can tame a wolf now. All right, let's go ahead and find a wolf. Oh, there's one. Let's go. Come here little guy. Let's go. We got our first wolf. Let's go. All right, little guy. I'm going to name you Jerry. So, one of the coolest things about this mod is that there's actually voice recognition so you can tell your pets what to do. So, let's give it a test. All right, Jerry, listen up. Can you roll over? Roll over?

Woah, look at that. GOOD JOB, JERRY. Let's go. If you do another trick, I'll give you a bone. All right, Jerry, listen up. Now I want you to go and fetch that flower for me, okay? There's no way. Oh, you're such a good boy. Here, take this bone. All right, help me build a house now. Let's go. What a good boy. All right, I think I found the perfect place to build a house. All right, Jerry, listen up. We're going to build a house together.

In order to help me, I'm going to need you to help me gather some materials. All right, Jerry, listen up. Do you think you could help me gather some wood? Oh, good dog. Let's go. I wonder how much wood he's going to get. Well, while Jerry gathers some wood, I guess I'll get some materials, too. Man, Jerry's such a smart dog. This mod is amazing. He's really intelligent. He's already rolled over, given me this flower.

I I if he can gather materials, though. I feel like I'm really pushing Jerry's limits, but he's such a good dog. He'll figure it out. Okay, you're going to get some wood, make some basic tools. >> [screaming] >> I wonder if Jerry's already done. Jerry, where are you? There you are, Jerry. What did you end up getting, boy? What did you get? What did you get? Yo! What the Yo! Jerry, how did you get all this stuff? I only asked for wood.

What the You just got me everything I need. Let's go. You're such a good boy, Jerry. Let's go. Look at you. Who's a good boy? Who's a good I think we're going to try and make a nice house this time. Make it really big. Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the reveal. Look at this house. Is this not the best house I've ever built? Man, Bob's lessons really paid off. Thanks to Jerry, I was able to build this extremely fast.

Man, what a good boy. I think it's time to give him some meat. Jerry, I'm back. Here you go, little guy. Oh, all out of food. I'll be right back, okay, Jerry? I'm just going to get a little more food. You just stay right there. All right, that should be enough. Jerry, I'm home. Jerry? Um Jerry, why is there blood? Jerry, listen up. Why is there blood? Is my mic working? Why isn't the voice recognition working? Jerry, why is there blood under the bed?

WHAT HAPPENED HERE? JERRY, ANSWER ME. WHAT NO, NO, NO. NO, I'M NOT SAYING TO SPIN. WHAT'S UNDER THE BED? WHAT? IS MY MIC BROKEN? NO, IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING. Um I was only gone for a few minutes. What What? Okay. Well, I guess uh dogs will be dogs, right? Maybe he just couldn't help your instinct, and that's just chicken blood. You know, did you find a chicken while I was gone? Did you find a chicken? Did you Okay, um Aw, you're so cute getting into trouble while I'm gone.

Okay, it's probably nothing. All right, well, besides that, it's time to go mining, Jerry. Let's go. All right, Jerry, listen up. Can you point me to the nearest iron? Oh. Wait, is the voice recognition working? Yo, where are you going? Is that a cave? Yo, good thinking, Jerry. You're so smart. GOOD WHOA! >> [screaming] >> WHOA! I JUST SLIPPED. I'M GLAD YOU'RE OKAY, [screaming] JERRY. I I slipped and took damage. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

MAN. There's iron. Let's go. Man, that could have been really bad. I guess I just tripped. I've been a little clumsy lately. I never slipped in Minecraft before. I guess it's a new feature. All that matters is that Jerry is okay. I'm just glad he didn't slip in with me. All right, Jerry, I'm back. Uh Jerry? JERRY? JERRY? OH. HEY, JERRY. Do you want some bones? Does a good boy want some bones? Yeah, do you want some bones?

Do you want some bones? You deserve a bone, Jerry. Come on. You led me to iron. Come on, Jerry, eat the bone. Eat the bone. Um Jerry? What? Oh, you want more? Oh, okay, here. Whoa. Whoa. Jerry, you've been acting strange lately. Uh let's go home. Okay. Yeah, you got the right idea. All right. Um I'll be there. Man, Jerry's been really independent lately. I mean, good for Jerry. Yeah. I guess since he already went home, I'll just get some more iron.

It wouldn't hurt. All right, I got some coal, made some torches, got a little bit more iron. I it'd be a good idea to go back to my base right now. Check on Jerry. Jerry, I'm back. What are you Uh Jerry, you know uh that that's my bed. Um I actually uh wanted you to sleep here uh on the floor uh next to me. Uh do you think you can get off my bed? I kind of needed to sleep, you know, through the night. Do you Do you think you can move?

Jerry? Aw, you're learning how to mark your territory. How cute. Aw. All right, Jerry, you can have it your way. I'll go get another bed. Just got to kill some sheep. YO! WHY ARE YOU SO CLOSE TO MY HOUSE? My gosh, the skeletons are camping me. Yo, I'm [screaming] low. JERRY, HELP ME. JERRY, I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME. HELP ME. JERRY! JERRY? WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME? AH, it's fine. He's just learning about himself. It's okay.

He's just a little pup. I got to go back out there. I still got to get two more wool. There we go. Now we can make a bed. All right, Jerry. I have enough to make a bed now. You can have my bed. It's okay. It's fine. Yeah, yeah. I'll just make another one like that, and there we go. And now I can sleep next to Jerry. What the Why didn't I sleep through the night? WHAT'S THAT SOUND? >> [screaming] >> NO, NO, NO. WAIT. WHERE DID JERRY GO?

JERRY, are you okay? WHERE ARE YOU, BUDDY? WHERE AW, JERRY, WHAT ARE YOU doing digging around? You looking for some bones? What are you doing? Oh. Um Okay. I don't think there's anything in these chests. What are you looking for, Jerry? Are you putting something in there? What's it Um Marking your territory? Who's a good boy marking their territory? Who's a good boy? Aw, you're so cute, Jerry. All right, I'm going to go back to bed.

I'm glad to know Jerry's safe. Good night. Good morning, Jerry. Where did he go? Jerry, you doing okay? Jerry, where are you? Oh. Good morning, Jerry. Uh watching the sunrise? Why are you sitting like that? Jerry. Eyes over here. Why are you sitting like that? It's kind of nasty. Uh maybe that's just what dogs do. Is that Is that what dogs do? Is Is All right, well, I guess it doesn't matter, Jerry. Uh because today we're actually going to go mining together.

You heard me. We're going mining together. Yesterday, all you did was watch. I think it was a little unfair for you. But today, you're going to get hands-on experience and you're going to go mining with me. Isn't that awesome? Yeah. Yeah. [laughter and gasps] Okay, come on, Jerry. Let's go. Jerry. Jerry, let's go. Come on. There we go, Jerry. We're almost there. Yo. Just going to mine you down. There you go. Yo. Jerry.

Why did he run off like that? Aw, he's so cute for that. Being such an independent, proud dog. He's probably just craving bones and he knew that a cave would be a good place to find skeletons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just wants bones. You know, I really do like how Jerry's becoming so independent, but I kind of miss when we had good times together. I feel like something's gotten into him. He never seems like he wants to do anything.

Seems tired all the time. Kind of zoned out. Wait a minute. Jerry's just probably lonely. He probably just wants a friend. A dog friend. >> [snorts] >> I still have some bones left. Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is perfect. I can get Jerry a friend. Yeah, I think I know what I need to do now. I think I need to GET ANOTHER DOG. YO, WHAT THE JERRY, DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? WHY ARE YOU SITTING ALL NASTY AGAIN?

WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE HERE. Um I wanted to tell you that uh I'm going to get a new dog. Yeah, you're going to have a new buddy. I think the reason you're so tired and sitting weird all the time is just cuz you're lonely. All right, buddy? Come on, let's go back up. Come on, [music] let's go. And there we go. Okay, Jerry, I'll be right back. I'm going to find a new buddy for you, okay? All right. All right. Mhm mhm Oh, yes.

Wolf right there. Come here, little guy. Yay, there we go. Let's go. Hold on, I got to change the collar color. Don't want to confuse him with Jerry. And boom. I'll name you Tom. Like Tom and Jerry. Let's go. All right, let's go back to my base, little guy. All right, Jerry, I got you a new buddy. Say hello to Tom. All right, Tom, listen up, little guy. Can you give Jerry a hug? It's working again. Aw, look at that. Aw.

Jerry, he loves you. Look at him. Aw, so cute. You guys look so cute together. Aw. Now, let's have some fun. Okay, boys, it's hunting time. Let's go. Come on, guys. Hunt the sheep. Hunt the sheep. LET'S GO. BOOM. COME [screaming] ON, TOM, GET HIM. GET HIM. GET HIM. YEAH. YEAH. Let's go. Come on, Jerry. Okay, just Tom then. Come on, come on. BOOM. COME ON, TOM, GET HIM. GET HIM. GET HIM. GET HIM, TOM. GET HIM. Come on, let's go.

LET'S GO. BOOM. YO, GOOD JOB, TOM. LET'S GO. Good job, Jerry. Good job tonight, boys. Let's have a big feast. Come on, we got so much mutton. Let's go. Come on. Let's go to bed. Aw, look at that. So cute. Aw. >> [laughter] >> Here you guys go. Have some food for bedtime, okay? I'm getting tired. I'm going to go to sleep. See you guys in the morning. Yo, what the Did my sleep just cancel again? In the middle of the night?

Where's Tom and Jerry? Why is the door open? No. No. Tom? IS THAT YOU? NO. TOM, WAKE UP. WAKE UP, TOM. [screaming] WHAT HAPPENED HERE? WHAT HAPPENED TO HER BODY? WHY DOES IT LOOK like that? Who did this? No. If this happened to Tom, then what about Jerry? No, no, NO. JERRY, JERRY, WHERE ARE YOU? JERRY, [screaming] JERRY AW. He's just asleep. No. Why, Tom? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Jerry. Jerry boy, I need you to wake up.

Something really bad happened. Wake up. Wake up. Something bad happened to Tom. I'm sorry, Jerry. Tom Tom's dead. I know [snorts] it can be shocking at first. I know, buddy. I didn't want this to happen, either. But, we got to bury him. Rest in peace, Tom. You'll never be forgotten. All right, Jerry. I think it's time we go back inside. It's raining out. I I'll stay out here. You You go in first. I need some time to collect my thoughts, okay?

For the few hours that you were my pet dog, it was the best moments of my life. I'll miss you, Tom. And I want to tell you a secret. I always liked you more than Jerry. I stand by that, Tom. You were always my favorite dog. Okay, Tom. Rest easy. Ugh. [sighs] Jerry? Where did you go? Why does he keep disappearing on me? Oh, no. Did he hear what I said last night? I mean, I saw him in the window, but there's no way he heard me from all the way there.

No. Jerry, if you can hear me, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I love you and Tom both equally, okay? Jerry, I got some food for you. Come out. Did he go out in the middle of the night and get lost or something? Jerry, please come back. I didn't mean those things I said, even though I don't think you heard them, but just in case. Where should I even check? Maybe he's at Tom's burial, paying respects. Why did someone dig up Tom's grave?

There's a trail. What the a bunker? I don't remember building this. Oh, hell no. I just want to find Tom's body. Why did someone dig it up? >> [sighs and gasps] >> Anything for Tom. Okay. What the iron bars? All right. Okay. What the Tom? [screaming] TOM! WHO DID THIS TO YOU? WHAT IS THIS PLACE? NO, TOM. I'M SORRY. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO YOU? WHO DID THIS, TOM? TOM. NO. Who's there? >> I want TO HUMP SOMETHING. >> NO, [screaming] NO.

GET ME OUT. YOU BASTARD. NO, NO. JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE. YES. GET ME IN. YEAH. WHAT THE JUST GO. GET ME OUT. OH MY GOSH. WHAT WAS THAT? WAIT A MINUTE. JERRY, [screaming] JERRY, ARE YOU OKAY, MAN? ARE you Jerry? No, no, no, no, please don't tell me. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, you okay? NO, THEY'RE NOT, JERRY. THERE WAS SOME BASEMENT UNDER THE HOUSE AND TOM'S GRAVE GOT DUG up and it was used in some sort of ritual.

Oh. Anyways, I'm just glad you're okay, Jerry. I don't know what's going on, but we got to get OUT OF HERE, MAN. THIS PLACE IS CURSED. WE GOT TO GO. WHY ARE YOU SMILING? OKAY, WHATEVER. IT doesn't matter. I'm going to get my stuff, okay? Give me it. Okay, Jerry. Uh Okay. Um Gary? >> [music]