wholesome farm vibes (chill commentary & ambient animal noises) transcript

After reviewing my footage, I realized my mic was not connected for about 99% of it. I'm going to try something different today with farm ASMR and voice over when needed. Enjoy. Please leave a comment below if you like the ambient farm noises or if you prefer the talking chaos. >> [cheering] [screaming] >> I will probably stop talking for [laughter] much of the video, but just so you know what's going on, we're separating the pigs because we're going to bring Apollo and his friend up to be near the other pigs.

I don't want to combine them, though. And my mom was okay not combining them because pigs have a very serious hierarchial system, and Apollo would be beaten to the bottom of the totem pole. So to prevent his uh jumping into the gang, we're going to separate them and they can just, you know, talk through the fence. >> Sorry. >> Did your guys have their baby? >> Nope. In fact, >> sorry. >> You're going to have to I legitimately probably just missed recording the best part of the day, which was hurting these two pigs from the pig place all the way down there down the hill into this one.

That was so nerve-wracking because I did it by myself. So, and they don't really like listen. Actually, Apollo listens pretty well. I was like, "Apollo, Apollo, Apollo." And he knows his name, so he would like turn around. But this other little pig was a little more skittish. And she made it just by following Apollo all the way up here. But then once we got in here, she couldn't figure out how to go through the door.

So, she was running away. I picked her up and she was screaming. So, that was probably the best part of the day. >> There he is trying to fight. He's chomping his teeth and flaring his back a little bit. He Look at him. He is the least imposing pig there could possibly be. But he's ready. He's ready to Look at him. He's ready to fight Apollo. He's also bald cuz it's hot. Look at him. Okay. in it. Fortifying the fence because pigs are extremely strong and they're also pretty fast.

They they can run faster than me. Probably faster than you. No offense. >> Oh, bouquet. That is not food. Do not attack me. You're bald. You're bald, Pooky. You're bald. You have no hair. Wow. consequence of my own actions. I really wish I had captured moving them, but I was doing it by myself, so I don't think I could have wrangled two pigs and recorded. And yeah. Okay, angels. Get away from that. Get away from that, angels.

Come on. I'm going to pick you up again. Come here. Come here. Come. Come here. Come here, Apollo. You're so cute. Apollo, come here, Angel. Yes. You're such a good boy. Come here. Come here. Come here. Hey. Hey. Hey. Leave that alone. Hey. Come here. God damn. Apollo. Sit. Sit. Sit. Come here. Apollo. Sit. >> Good. Sit. [cheering] Good. Sit. Dance. No sit. No sit. Come here. Apollo, dance. Dance. He hasn't danced in a long time.

Dance. Dance. Good dance. Good dance. Little pig. I don't think she can sit. Sit, little pig. Little pig, sit. Sit, little pig. Apollo, sit. Good sit. Good sit. >> Look how flipping big his tus tusks are. Open your mouth. Open. Open. Open. Holy crap. He almost took my hand out. That was stupid on my part. The legend. These are rescue puppies that are being transported. So, I'm kind of just guarding the door because I didn't want to be in this nice gentleman's way.

But eventually, it got harder to get them. So, I did go in there and help him. But, yeah, there was there was quite a few puppies that needed to be transported. These are uh shelter puppies with the rescue. They're just little muts, but I'd bet all my money that they're at least a good part Chihuahua. Some of them lowkey almost look like Chihuahua Pitbull. I don't know if I'm tripping. Okay, here we have these guys. I don't know their names.

I think these are borders. They look like borders. You guys look like you already have a home. Oh, what a good dog. Good dog. Good dog. Good dog. Yes. Yes. And a poodle. Oh my gosh. Oh my lord. And this guy. This one just kind of like looks like an old man. Oh, okay. Whatever. >> Pregnant shelter dog. You'd be surprised how many little tiny puppies and pregnant mothers are in the shelter. get to experience all kinds of cute dogs without having the full responsibility.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Part-time dog owner. Yes. Yes. Yes. Just cosplaying dog owner. You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute. Now this is very exciting. A new baby calf. A calf, if you will. Look at it. A, it's scared. Oh, it's so itty bitty. Its mother is the red one. So lowkey unfortunate as she's always just freaking spilled my coffee. That's awesome. Oh, and the red one's here. Please stop licking the camera.

Please stop. Stop. They're like a big happy family. Two moms and a baby. Oh my gosh. Please. Please. Buttercup Junior. Junior. But it's not Buttercup's baby. Big Red Junior, but he's white. That works. >> I don't think I've been this close to this red cow ever. Maybe. At least not in years. She gets kind of close when feeding happens, but other than feeding, I have never been this close to her. She's probably going to run away if I do this.

[snorts] Are you filming that? I didn't get very much footage of anything else today. I really wanted to get a video of me wrangling those pigs, but I didn't feel like I could do it myself cuz I there's too much going on. Hi, puppies. Good dogs. Good dogs. Come on. Good. >> Wow. Yeah, if I can reach that far. >> Come on up. >> Come on, ma. Good boy. Come on. >> Up. Good boy. >> Come on. >> Throw me the rope. >> This other one keeps trying to get in there first. >> Okay, we'll let it get in there first.

Come on, baby. >> Come on. >> Come on. Black and white. [screaming] No. >> Black and white one. >> No, not the black and white one. The other one. >> The red one. >> Yeah. >> Can you throw me the rope? >> Come on. Now they're getting all freaked out. >> Who is >> both of them? >> Come on. Good boy. >> Yay. >> What? Just with you and your giant dogs? >> Yes. >> No giant dogs. >> [music] >> Look out. Sure. Yeah. Hey. Ooh.