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Do it faster. What do you mean? My god, you guys act like everything's so easy. Dude, I need to hotwire this or I'm gonna freak out. On Jesus, I did that. On G On Jesus, I [applause and cheering] ON JESUS, I DID THAT. >> That was it. I didn't even misclick. I timed it up perfectly. What do you mean? I did not misclick. I timed that up perfectly. I did not misclick. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean misclick?

What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean misclick? What are you talking about? I timed it up perfect. This game's just impossible. I GUESS IT'S NOT POSSIBLE to hide. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm cursed by a witch. I'm I'm I'm cursed by Satan. I clicked it early six times and then when I clicked it early the seventh time. Am I cursed by Satan? No. No. No. Like am I literally cursed by Satan? Wait. No. What? What is this?

What is this? Satan. Get out of my PC. GET OUT OF GET OUT OF ME, SATAN. What is this? What am I? What do you mean I'm dumb? I clicked it early six times and the seventh time it didn't work. One, two, three. But why did it work on two and not three? [applause] Jinxy, it's a tempo. What are you What are you talking about? No. No, it's not. No, I'm clicking it early. Explain how to do it. I'm I'm going to lose my mind. What?

Wait, what? What game would do this? What? Let's make it to where THEY CAN'T EVEN GET in cars. Time the circle with what? Time it with what? I'm just clicking it and it works half the time. Listen to the clicks. Nope. That's more confusing. It just goes. That doesn't help at all. Just click it. You're rushing. ARE YOU BLIND? I'M NOT RUSHING. I'm literally not rushing. Listen to the clicks. The clicks doesn't help. The clicks doesn't help.

I No one has sound advice on this. It just clicks every second. That doesn't You have to do it 10 times. What do you mean I'm What do you What do you mean I'm stupid? What What are you talking about? What do you You guys are wa Are you watching this too fast? I was too fast eight times. What? Who in their right mind WOULD DO THIS? WHO WOULD DESIGN A GAME THIS BAD? WHO WOULD DO THIS? YOU HAVE TO BE ALBERT EINSTEIN TO HIJACK A MOTORCYCLE.

Let the ring shrink. Yeah, but when I do that, it goes red, man. When I do that, it goes red, man. When I do that, it goes red. When I I'm not even going to listen for the click sound. It clicks every half second, guys. That legitimately made No, I did it. I did it. I did it. High five. Wait, wait, what? What? Oh, my facecam's broken. I legitimately did it. But so, chat, I I I I got it right, but I literally did nothing different.

I let the circles get a little bit smaller. I guess. ALL RIGHT. NOW, LET'S HIT THE BARBER SHOP. OH [screaming] MY. >> SIR, I'M SORRY. Oh my. I'm so sorry. Sir, I'm so sorry. >> It's not a road. You should You should pick a road to drive on. >> Ma'am. Oh my. Ma'am. Ma'am, I'm sorry. That was a man. That was a woman. She didn't see me hijack the car. Thank the Lord, dude. That was a ma'am. Okay. All right. All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Barershop. Barberhop. Barberhop. Barberhop. Barberhop. Barberhop. Barberhop. Barber shop. Barberhop. Barberhop. Barbershop. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Barbers. Boom. Okay, it's a way point. Heading out, guys. I'm heading out. Heading out. I'm heading out. I'm heading out. It's time to get a new haircut. Sir, are you merging or what? What? Is that what I think it is?

Down boy. I'M SO HARD RIGHT [screaming] NOW. I'll be back. I'll be back. Let's go. Okay. Okay. Barber shop. Barber shop. Barbershop. Barberhop. This one's too far. Get a closer one. No. Let's enjoy the drive. Let's enjoy the drive. Okay. Hello, dude. This looks like California. This looks like California. No, California. City rocking knows how to party. I'm only four miles away, dude. Once we get a haircut or once I get a haircut, I'm going to get all of the the huts.

Wait, this might be too far though. This might be too far. I'm barely even. Nah, this is too far. Let's see if there's a closer See if there's a closer one. All right. All right. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Bro, there's kind of none. Wait, what about this? Wait, I'm like right next to one. I'm like right next to one. I'm right next to one barber. Okay. Is that the closest one, y'all?

In Chota Springs, dude. To the city. Go to the one in the city. Okay. All right. I'm good now. I'm good now. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Queen. Yes. Okay. I got to get a haircut, bro. My guy is Well, I'm chopped in the city. Wait, so I was driving away. Dude, look at that. THAT LOOKS LIKE A [screaming] AH! YO, I just drove into oncoming traffic. Okay, I'm so close, guys. The barber can't fix you. IQ of a sloth. Come on, y'all.

I'm almost here. I'm almost here. Keep going. Keep going. Barber. Hey, how's it going? Oh my gosh. Yes. This is perfect. Perfect. Barber. Barber. Barber. Whoa. Whoa. All right. All right. Barber. Barber. 08 miles away. 08 MILES AWAY. YES. YES. YET. Making progress, dude. What are those balloons for? Oh, it's for breast cancer. Nice, guys. W awareness. Are you kid? [gasps] I I'm literally trying to avoid the sign. Hey, how's it going?

Hey, how's it going? Holy ego. Hey, how's it going? Almost almost 0.5 miles away from the barber shop. Yes. Yes, there's a gym. Awesome. We're definitely going to use that, guys. Wow, the city's nice. I'm walking here. Dude, this looks not Hey, how's it going? Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Finally. Finally. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, I shouldn't park that in the road. Let's be a civilian here. Hey, how's it going? >> Okay, now what haircut?

Oh my god, I'm bleeding out. This looks kind of like a little muggy. >> We think ball. >> We have eyes. Put on push to talk. Have eyes. Put on push to talk. And then I'm going to bind it to V. I'm going to bind it to V. I'm going to bind it to V. Ch. We're about to meet people, bro. I need to get a good haircut though before we meet people. I have to >> get the hog rider cut. >> Oh, I have to exit the game. Chalk that. >> Oh, that looks kind of intimidating.

Oh, I'mma do this Chad. This is good, right? Okay. Facial hair. Sure. Chest hair. Yes. Ch. That's good. No. I think that's a good haircut. No. Okay. Now we got to go to Whoa. WHOA. NOW WE GOT TO GO to Hey. Oh my. Oh my god. My god. Hey. >> Wait. Wait. >> Hey. Hey, how's it going? >> Hi. >> How are you doing? >> Are you a barber? >> No, I'm here just to get my hair done. And are you a barber? >> No, no, no. What is your uh what is your name? >> My name is Safy.

What's your name? >> Sassy. >> Safy. >> Oh, my name's Harry. Harry. Yes. >> Hi, Harry. >> Um, who's who's in the corner over there? Is that your friend? >> Yeah, that's Dior. She'll help you with your hair. >> Hey, Dior. How's it going? >> Give her one moment. She'll help you. >> Oh, okay. I'm so sorry. >> How is your day going in this wonderful city? >> You know what? >> It's okay. How's yours? >> Good. This is uh my first day in this city.

Um >> [ __ ] >> I'm literally just getting my haircut and then I'm going to go to Is there a clothes store nearby here? >> Yeah. Uh, pop some beads around the corner. But, um, you were going to help me with your hair because this is this is not it. >> Yeah. What? >> Wait, what did you say? >> I said your hair is not it right now. >> Just letting you know. >> Hold on. >> Oh, okay. Um, >> do you like this hair? >> What?

What did you say? >> Do you like this hairstyle? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I I like this hairstyle. Do you think I should go for something different? >> I think you should >> cuz I'm ultimately Wait, this song. Hold on. This is my jam. >> Okay. I'm >> [ __ ] with this hairstyle. This is cute. Dior. >> Dior. >> They're over here. She's on the phone. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. So, >> do you have a phone? >> What do you mean? >> Like, do I have a phone? >> Do you have a phone? >> Yeah, I do.

Could I get your phone number? >> Oh [ __ ] man. Harry, what? What? Uh, yeah, sure. >> Okay, whatever. >> One moment. One moment, ma'am. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh. Oh, I'm back. Sorry. I'm sorry. >> Hey. Hey, Dior. How's it going? >> Are you doing okay today, Dior? >> Why do you sound like somebody that I know? >> Oh, I don't know. That's mysterious. >> I sound like a knight. >> I sound like what? >> It's weird.

Sound like a bon night. Is he cussing? >> Um, >> what? No. >> What's your name? >> My name is Harry. Harry Johnson. >> Harry Johnson. >> I can see that you're new to the city. >> What did you say? >> I can see that you're new to the city. >> Yes. I literally just flew into this city this morning. >> Oh, really? >> Yes, I just flew. >> Thank you. >> Please help me. >> Of course. Um, flex your E muscle. Let me help you. >> Okay, I'm flexing my E muscle. >> Okay.

Accept. >> You need to accepted you. >> So, how are you liking the city? I love it. I love the city. >> Really? >> I love it. I love it. Do >> you have any cousin or you're just new? >> I'm new. Like I I have no cousin, no friend. >> See, you know what? Um, get out of the thing. >> Oh, okay. Flex your C muscle to speak louder because I can barely hear. >> Oh, flex my which muscle? >> C muscle. So you see like at the right corner in your eyes. >> Yeah, >> you can see like there's like things that go up if you flex your C muscle.

That's how you know >> I'm flexing it. >> Louder or not. >> I'm flexing my C muscle, but it's not Oh. Oh. Oh. Zebra muscle. Got it. Okay. My Z muscle. >> Thank you. >> Sorry. >> Z muscle, sir. >> Yep. Thank you. Thank you. >> I got you. >> Okay. You flex that to um speak louder. >> I'm sorry. I couldn't hear anything. What' you say? >> Um you flex that to speak louder. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Fantabulous. Okay. So, >> so what do you guys think my haircut should be? >> Uh not this.

Um, >> let me think. >> Wait, how old are y'all? I'm uh 24. >> 21. >> 21. Okay. How old are you? Um, >> I'm 57. >> How old? >> 57. >> She's 57. That's why she have blue hair. >> Going through a midlife crisis. Okay. >> No, that's awesome. Okay. Um, >> okay. Let me help you with your face. [music] >> Okay. Should I hit my e- muscle? >> You don't need to say e muscle. Just do it. That's know what I mean. You don't need to say it every single time. >> Okay.

Okay. I did it. >> Sorry. I don't want to be rude, but >> I don't want it to be weird. >> No. No. Don't worry. No problem at all. So nice. >> Thank you. Yes, I am very uh very nice young man. >> Really? >> Yes. And I just want to have a good haircut because I'm trying to find a girlfriend. Um also, is there a casino in this uh city? Is there a casino in this city? >> Yeah. >> Nice guys. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. Um, >> what color do you want your hair to be? >> Um, you know, you just dress me up, babe.

Whatever you think. Sorry. Whatever you think. >> Well, you need to tell me what color you want. >> No, no, just whatever you like. Whatever you prefer. >> In my opinion, does not matter in yours. >> Okay. Okay. I'll just do this color is good. I like I like this color on me. This is very sle. >> Really slay. >> Girl, I thought we left with a matchy outfit. >> So, what do what did two fine ladies like you do up in the city in in a night like this? >> Oh, we're trickorreating. >> You guys are trick-or-treating. >> Do you guys need like a tag along?

Okay, I'm probably like I'm probably gonna go to the clothing store after this and then probably hit uh the casino. Um and then >> I just really want to like flip my earnings into uh more earnings. >> How are you? >> What' you say? Okay. Um, are we good? Is that everything? >> What was that? WHAT WAS THAT NOISE? OKAY. Um Oh, I'm starting to really come into my sleigh here. Okay. Okay. Oh god. Okay, there we go. Okay. >> Wait, what's your name again? >> Harry Johnson. >> Harry.

You like that? You're Harry. >> Oh, you like that. Thank you. >> Of course. >> Um, okay. I'm starting to Well, oh, >> calm down. I'm not done yet. trust the process. >> Okay. Getting a little scared here. >> So cute. >> Somebody just come into the shop. Hey, how's it going, sir? >> What do you see here? >> There's a person in the shop here, I think. I don't see anything. >> I can't see anything. >> Do you have a uh boyfriend? >> Why do you ask? >> Just wondering on a fine Tuesday night like this or Wednesday? >> I don't.

But I'm not interested. >> You're not interested in a boyfriend or me? And I'm not interested in anybody. >> So you're not interested in me. >> No. >> Why? >> Oh, no. No. No worries. No worries. I I'm attracted to dudes. >> I can see. >> Yeah. Okay. Um, I'm starting to look good here. I think I think this is looking good. >> Um, >> this is pretty slaying. >> Um, do you think we're uh good to go? >> Oh, I'm starting to like Yeah, I'm starting to look better, I think. >> Um, how much does this cost for this haircut? >> What?

What did you say? >> Oh, Harry. Five grand? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHAT? I DO NOT HAVE FIVE GRAND. I have like 20 bucks. Okay. Hello. Hello. Miss Ma'am, do you need assistance? You're driving a car into a wall, ma'am. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Close. Close. Close. Close. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. Guys. Push. Push. Push. Push. Push. Yeah. Bind it to V. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do I bind it, though?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, it's like not here. The most important thing, it's in GTA online settings. Change your mic, bro. But we need a I need a push. There we go. Yes, bro. Hi guys. Can you What? How do I do it? No, no, no. Not that. V V bind in. Please work. V V. Is it on? Oh, that was a big booger. Oh my [screaming] god. BRO, WHY IS THIS IMPOSSIBLE, BRO? Not V. It doesn't matter. I just want it to be a button that I can click, not the [ __ ] enter key.

Is it working or no? Is it working? I'm about to have an aneurysm. Is it working? Is it working? Sweet mother of Jesus. [screaming] Bro, cycle camera was probably V before. Yo, I'm actually about to freak out, bro. Why is RP so unplayable? Bro, I just chat. This is all cuz y'all spammed pushto talk for an hour and then of course it doesn't work. [laughter] You guys said push a talk for an hour, but then you failed to mention that if I bind it, it unbinds three other things.

Then I have to bind three things. All y'all had to do was just let it go. Bro, this [ __ ] does not work. I reset everything back to normal. Just turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off. Guys, what is the point of telling me to DO PUSH TO TALK IF IT DOESN'T WORK? If I have to unbind nine things. Oh my god, I'M I'M GETTING LIKE MENTAL TALKED. We can do pusher talk if it works. What is it binded as? What is it? Is it on or off?

It's off. Okay. What is it behind the desk? And yo yo. All right. Perfect. This car, this car noise was driving me crazy. I just lost my I was literally losing my mind right there. The HUZ would definitely be in a pink car. Wait, is that a closing store? That's a closing store. Oh my god. >> [clears throat] >> Hello. Hey, how's it going? Hey, how's it going? >> Huh? Oh, hello. >> How are you doing? >> I'm good. How are you? >> I am great.

Now, who's this? >> Uh, I'm Jasmine. >> Thirsty. Huh? >> Wait, what did you just say, dude? >> Oh, >> I'm thirsty, man. You got a drink? >> You know, if we weren't in a clothing store right now, I'd probably put you on the floor. >> All right, so back up. Hey, uh, so what are you doing on this fine, beautiful Wednesday night? >> Um, trying to find an outfit, you know. Oh, you're trying to find an outfit. Me, too. Me, too.

Yeah. >> Where are you going after this? Are you going somewhere? >> Um, I don't know. I might go to like the club or something. Depends on what's open. >> Oh my god. Yeah, I'm I was also going to go to the club, too. >> Oh, yeah. Awesome. >> Um, are you looking for a club club partner? >> Oh, um, I mean, I kind of I have a club partner, you know. >> Oh, >> you know >> who is who is it? >> My might be this guy right over here.

You know, my husband. >> Oh, >> your husband? >> Wait, my husband. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. That's your husband? >> Yeah, that's my >> How long have y'all been married? >> How long have we been married? I don't [laughter] remember. Is his penis even big? >> Want to see it? >> Sure. >> OH MY GOD. I THOUGHT OH. OH. OH >> YEAH. You see that? You see that? >> Writ, dude. Writ. Wait. So, but guys, I'm not here to Guys, let's just go to the club together, guys.

I'll just I'll just I'll just I'll just I'll just third man. I I'll just third man. Yeah, we could Oh my gosh. You know, we could get you a girl at the club. >> Yes. Yes, guys. Let's go. Let's go. CAN WE GO TO THE CLUB, GUYS? >> YEAH. >> OKAY. Y'all are married. I respect that. Listen, I respect that. My name is Harry. We got off on the wrong foot. What is your name, ma'am? >> What? Oh. Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hello. >> Hello. >> Um, hello.

How's it? >> It's okay. >> Do you guys want to go to the murder mansion? Like the event right now? >> Wait, wait. You guys know each other? You guys are friends? >> I'm just asking. >> Oh, >> there's like an event right now. Do you guys want to come? >> It's a like really fun. >> A murder mansion. >> A murder man. right now. >> Yeah, they want more people, so I'm like inviting. >> Uh oh, wait. >> Really fun. >> Maybe. >> Did you give me a haircut a minute ago? >> Maybe. >> Oh my god.

I'm so sorry for sprinting out of the store. I just don't have $5,000. >> Yes. Yes or no? I'm sorry. Um >> I think we're going to go to the club. I think we were going to go to the club, sis. >> I think we were. >> Are we going we going to the club or that? Are we are we in the club? >> Oh, >> it's okay. >> Oh, okay. >> Yes. Guys, do you want to go to the club or what? >> Yeah, I'm down. >> Okay, pick your guys' outfits and let's go.

Let's [clears throat] go. >> Oh, puffer. I might get a puff. >> Oh, this is kind of sporty. Nice. Guys, do I look better? Guys, do you think I look better? Guys. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You guys think I look better? Is this Guys, can you guys help me get a girlfriend since y'all are married? >> We got you. We'll be the best wing man and woman you'll ever have. >> Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Cuz I I LOOK I THIS IS MY first day in the city and I really want a girlfriend.

Okay. >> Okay. >> I don't know though. It could be like an ethics violation. We run ERPD. So >> Oh, we we do. >> Wait, what? What? Ethics violation? >> Guess we could give you a pass. >> What is ERPD? Whoa. What is that? >> No her allowed. >> What is her? >> What you were trying to do with my wife? >> All freaky. Yeah, >> I wasn't I was not trying to bang your wife, dude. Come on. >> About that. >> Oh. Oh. Erotic. Oh.

Oh. >> It's okay though. We'll give you a pass. Let's go to the club. >> Let's go to the club, guys. Come on. might need this. The girls get on you, you just got to beat them down. All right. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Wait. Which uh Oh. All right. All right. All right. All right. I have a I have a chat. This is good. I have push to talk, too. Hey guys. Oh, can I Is it okay if I ride with your girlfriend? Oh, >> is it okay if I ride with your wife? >> It's asking if it's okay if he rides with me. >> Yeah, it'll be all right. >> I'm a gentleman.

You see what I'm saying? >> It's okay. She has a gun. She'd shoot you if you >> Oh, anyways. So, we're going to Bahamas. Are they open? >> [ __ ] yeah. >> All right. >> That's where all the >> Did he Did he just say hookers? >> He's that way. >> I'm sorry. I Nice car, by the way, sis. >> Oh my gosh. Thank you. >> When did you get this? When did you get this? >> Um, a couple days ago. I spent like my whole life savings on it. >> Oh my god.

Slay. I'm so I'm so happy. >> Yes. >> What are you giggling? Be honest. Am I funny or that? Oh, sorry. >> Oh. Oh. Oh my. >> WHAT IN THE WORLD? >> HEY, IT'S OKAY. >> DRIVE AWAY. DRIVE AWAY. DRIVE AWAY. Drive away. Drive away. No, we got we got to get you a girlfriend up in the club. >> Oh. Oh, we're in the club. Okay. >> We're at the club. Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. What's your name, by the way? >> Um Oh, Harry.

Harry. Harry. Harry. >> All right. Nice to meet you, Lando. That's Jasmine. >> Lando and Jasmine. Okay. >> Oh, somebody murdered him. >> Oh, there he is. Hey guys, how's it going? Oh my god. Is this the club? Is this the club? >> Is this the club? >> Oh, [sighs] >> he's actually finding himself in the mirror. It's so funny. [laughter] >> OH MY GOD, IT'S A DUDE. [screaming] >> Seeing his reflection for the first time loses his [ __ ] mind.

Hey, if there's any single ladies in here, my friend Harry is looking for a wife. >> Well, you didn't have to put me on the spot like that. >> I am happily married. >> How's everybody doing? >> Have you signed up? Have you signed up for the dating thing? >> There's a Yeah, there's a blind date thing. THERE'S A POSTER. >> WHAT? >> HOW DO I DO THAT? >> Come on. Come here. >> Blind dates. >> Go to the front. >> It's our friend. >> Um, >> yep.

Follow the nice lady. Who's the dude on the pole? >> Right there. >> Right where? Excuse me, ma'am. I don't know where the blind dating thing is. I'm single and horny or single. >> Did he not [ __ ] come out here? >> Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. >> Yeah. Look right here. See that? >> Please park your vehicle. >> There's a whole event for it. >> Oh. Oh, when is this? >> You have faith. >> When is this? >> If you pull out If you pull out this tablet, have you got a tablet? >> Oh, >> tablet. >> What muscle do I hold?

It's a tablet. >> It's It's a tablet in your pocket. Open your pockets. >> My pockets. >> Oh my god. You're so new. You got no eyebrow. Oh my god. >> She Hey, wait. You're grabbing me. This is turning me on a little bit. I'm I'm sorry. >> I bet it is. Um, sweetheart, your friend here, >> he has no eyebrows. You need to fix this. He's never gonna get a blind date with no eyebrows. Yeah. >> He doesn't know how to use his tablet.

He probably doesn't even have his phone in his phone sock. >> Oh, goodness. >> Oh, >> can you grab me again? >> Oh, >> you don't want my husband to skin you alive, son. >> Oh my god. >> Before I tell him. Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry. >> Yeah, good boy. >> Okay, now I'm erect. >> You know they go in your pockets. >> Yeah. Is it uh my P muscle? >> Uh no, it's your F2 muscle. >> Okay. That one didn't even Oh, okay. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm in my p Yep. I'm in my pocket now. >> Yeah. Take your phone and put your SIM card in it. All right. Oh, wait. Okay. Phone. Okay. And then where's the SIM? Oh, government ID. Is it my government ID or No. >> Uh, no. It would be uh just a SIM card. >> Yeah. >> You already put it in there. >> I don't have that. I just have my phone. >> Oh, okay. We could take you to electronic store. >> Oh, sweet. Thanks, man.

Thank you. Thank you. Uh, >> okay. Cool. Should we go to the electronic store >> here? Let me put your hands up just for a sec. I want to make sure you don't have it. And then uh >> Okay. How do I put my hands up? >> Uh, F4 muscle or uh Yeah. Yeah. F4 muscle. >> F5. F5. Okay. >> Hands are up, sir. >> He's just gonna He's just going to be digging in your pockets. Don't Don't be alarmed. I'm just going to fill down in your pants, you know. >> Oh, whoa. >> Okay. >> Yeah, your SIM card's in your phone.

So, you just want to like go back into your pockets and uh if you look in your utility pockets, you can put it like in your hand. So, >> once you do that, you can uh use your F3 muscle up. >> Um where are my utility pockets? I have a BLT sandwich, a tablet, a phone. I don't see any utility pocket. >> Top right of your eyes. >> Oh, >> be like a phone slot. There's your money back. >> Yeah, I Yeah, I I I I have a utility, but it's not letting me like do anything. >> Yeah, but you just put your phone there, right?

And then go out of your pockets and press your F3 muscle. >> Put your put your phone in the LITTLE >> OH, F3. AH, THERE WE GO. GOT IT. GOT IT. GOT IT. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. Thank you. >> There you go. >> Can my guy stop doing this? Sorry. Or me? >> Yeah. Just press your F4 muscle again or press uh your X muscle. >> Okay. Wait. So, whenever I want to pull out my phone, what do I do? >> F3 muscle. >> Coolio. Okay. Okay.

It's working. It's working. Yeah. And then go to your uh contacts and set up your contact card. >> All right. Add new contact. What should I put for my phone number? >> Uh you should already have a phone number. >> I don't Oh, no. No. Wait. That's add new contact. Jesus. >> Ah, okay. >> So, it's to the left of add. >> Yep. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Oh, I have a phone number here. Oh, I I [ __ ] leaked it though. >> That's not good.

Okay. Okay. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Hey, >> I saved it. I saved it. >> Nice. All right. I think I set up my contact card. >> How's it going? How's it going? >> There you go. And then when you want to share that with people, you just go to the share contact but card. >> Okay. Thanks, man. >> Do that other people's contacts. >> Oh, I added you. All right, I added you, man. >> All right. All right. Uh, >> uh, can I get your number?

Uh, Miss May. >> What up, dude? What up? >> Holy, >> bro. Is there any music in here that they just playing? >> Yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool. I got that set up. >> Oh, there's music in here. >> Is there I must have just turned away. >> It's the same dude. Hey guys, quick little question. >> What's up? >> Yeah. >> Um, are there any like women uh strippers per chance or not dancers? >> There's like security night. So today like security is dancing but >> my brother Hubert. >> No, >> he's sexy as [ __ ] Wonderful. >> Oh no, I start the fires.

I don't put them out. >> Oh, no. No problem. I was just wondering. >> You see the cake on this man? >> He's got a lovely cake. >> Wait, when are the uh the women dance uh or the professional women dancers? Which night? >> I have um both male and female dancers in the club here. >> Oh, Hubert is professional. Yes, Hubert is professional. Tonight is uh security night. Um most of my security guards are men and they get to dance on security. >> You can buy alcohol and he'll look like >> So you have Oh, security night.

Wow. >> Go buy a few drinks and maybe he'll look a little better. >> Yep. Definitely try that out. >> Yeah, the drinks are delicious. >> Where are you from, sir? >> I'm from Norway. Oh, beautiful. I've been there before. >> There's like a security guy twerking up there. I don't know if there's any women dancers tonight, guys. >> Oh, yeah. No, it's security night. >> Yeah. And then there's just nine >> security night. >> Yeah, it's security night.

So, it's all the security guards dancing. >> Yeah, there's like 11 dudes watching it, too. I I don't think I'm going to find a girlfriend here. >> Oh, let's go to Mirage. >> We could go to Mirage. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I promise. >> Let's go get you some eyebrows. >> Sexiest girls. >> Wait, you guys don't think I look good? >> You guys really don't think I look good. >> You You look okay. You just need eyebrows.

Then you'll look perfect. >> All right. All right. Mirage chat. We're going to Mirage. So, back to the So, the hair place to get him some eyebrows and then Mirage. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> So, like what are your dreams and aspirations in this in this world? >> Dreams and aspirations. Um, well, right now, um, I'm just trying to survive, you know, honestly, and get my money up. >> Um, >> have you ever dreamed about me? >> About you?

Um, I can't say I have, unfortunately. Sorry. Um, >> uh, >> driving. It's okay. >> No, no, it's okay. Don't worry. You're a great You're a great driver. No, my seatelt. I don't I'm not going to need a seat belt. You're a great driver. >> You're not going to need a seat belt. Okay. Whatever you say. >> Ready? Get you some eyebrows. >> Jesus Christ. Okay. Um, yo, this game is hilarious, dude. All right. All right. Change title to cringe.

Ban that weirdo. I'm horny as hell. Wait, let me get in with her. Let me get it with her. Let me get it with her. >> Time to go get some baddies at Mirage. >> Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, how long have you been married to that man? >> Um, couple months now. Couple months. Something. I'm really bad with time. >> Yeah. Do you ever feel like he doesn't give you enough attention? >> He does. >> Just a thought. Just a thought.

Just a thought. >> Funny. Yeah. No, he he's great. >> Oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. SLOW DOWN. SLOW DOWN, PLEASE. I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS. >> OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. >> Thank you. Thank you. I don't want to die. I don't want to die. >> We're okay. We're good. >> L home wrecker. ALL RIGHT. CH. I'M GIVING UP. HEY, CH. I'M GIVING UP. >> That bad at driving. Gosh. >> No, no, no, no, no. You're doing great. You're doing great. >> You're making me nervous here. >> No, no.

You're a good driver. Reli You are a great driver. >> Okay. Okay. Just trying to get you to barrage safely. Okay. >> No. No. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Jinxy. Your streams never fail to ruin my days. So, do you actually think there will be girls at Mirage? >> Yeah, I used to work at Mirage a while ago. >> Really? How was that? >> Hottest girls in the city. >> Wait, what? >> It was great. >> You said what? >> They're the hottest girls in the city. >> Nice guys.

Oh, cool. Cool. I'm I'm I'm super nonchalant. >> Yeah, of course. >> Okay. >> They love that there. So yeah, >> so like do you have advice? Cuz you're married, but how do I I I look, I'm going to be honest. I had a big crush on you, but I respect your marriage. Okay. So I Oh my god. Wait. Wait. Okay. >> Yeah. >> Do you have any advice? Like what do you think I should do? >> Honestly, just be yourself. Like girls love funny guys, you know?

So keep it funny. Like keep it respectful and just have fun, you know? Don't be too scared or >> Okay. >> Where the hell are they? How are they not here yet? Oh, by the way, the front of your car is You might want to check that out. >> The the front of my You know, >> yeah, >> it's okay. It'll be fine. Oh, you guys aren't here. Okay. >> All right, chat. Remember, dude. Mirage. Okay. These are the baddest girls. >> Oh god.

We got We got to take him to a clothing store and get a new shirt on him. >> Oh my god. >> Oh, we got some shirt. >> Oh god. >> Welcome in. Welcome. >> All right. This is on you, man. >> What up? >> Hey, how's >> know what to do? >> You got this. >> Hey, how's it going? Nice to meet you. >> Hello. Nice to meet you. >> Um, h how is the weather? How is >> How's everyone? >> How's the weather today? >> Oh, uh, I just woke up. >> Oh, >> chilly. >> Oh, you just woke up.

Oh, okay. >> I did. Do um give me a second. [snorts] Do you wake up every day or um did you wake up early every day? >> Do I wake up early every day? >> What do you mean log bait >> sometimes? >> You have very nice um God, I'm not good at this, guys. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> Oh, it's okay. Chad, what do you mean log bait? >> Who's taking care of him? He has holes in his shirt. >> Oh [ __ ] >> I know. >> Dude, why do they all make fun of me? >> Chad, was that log bait? >> No.

Chad, was that log bait? >> They're gossiping about me. Listen, listen. They're gossiping. Shh. She wants some. >> Are you okay? >> Yeah, I'm back, guys. Sorry, I just got overwhelmed in there. Um, maybe I should go to the clothing store cuz everybody's making fun of my shirt. >> Okay. Yeah, we can take you there. Let me grab them. >> I can hear them. They're gossiping. No, I didn't mean do you wake up every day. I meant do you wake up early every day. >> [snorts] >> Okay, we're going to take you and get you fixed up. >> Okay. >> Do you want to drive?

Question. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. You're a great driver. You're doing great. Yes. >> Okay. >> You're literally the best driver I've ever been in a car with. Ever. >> Oh, I would have uh >> No. No. Seriously, >> that was the closest. >> They're laughing at you. What? Where is the um which place H? Wait, what is the mile high club? Wait, is there a casino? >> What' you say? >> Is there a casino in this city? >> There is.

Yes. >> I kind of want to go there and uh become rich. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah, >> I'd be down. I love a good gamble. >> Okay. Appreciate you guys for tagging along here. Oh, new clothing store. Cool. Of course. Yeah, >> we're running out of the house and also >> that's where all our money went. What's up? >> Right, we got to get them fitted out. We got to get them looking good. >> Mhm. >> Ooh, discount store. Nice. This is going to be cheap.

So problem with your arms is that some reason not all of our arms will go in the shirts properly. So you have to go to where arms are and just click through them until one of them works >> best before I get in trouble. >> Smash this register. >> Golly, why does that not work? >> I think I think someone just did it. But you can try. If you like turn yourself around, you can see the back of your arms. >> Oh my god. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. >> I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. >> Okay. Okay. Oh my Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm Please back up. I'm so sorry. Please back up. Okay. >> Damn. >> Got your ass beat. Huh? >> Dude, why do none of the arms work? [laughter] >> Okay, I'm going to be honest. I think I have to get rid of the this shirt.

It's not freaking working. I've tried four arms. I I've tried. You want to look for the the arms that are, you know, just hands. >> Just hands. Okay. >> Okay, that's a little bit better. Why is this so ghetto? Just >> there you go. >> That's a little better. >> Oh my god. I did it. I did it. I did it. Nice. >> Yeah. There you go. There you go. >> Okay. Cool. Nice. All right. I look a lot better now. Okay. Now, where's the casino at? >> Casino. >> You don't You don't want to go there.

That's where you lose all your money. >> Oh, dude. I'm just going to run good. >> Looks like he wants to. >> Wait, are there are there people there? Where's the most people at? >> The most people? >> Yeah, I want to meet people. >> Change your shoes. No, my shoes are tough. the rest of people will be at this time. >> Uh either fishing or hiding. Like the city seems dead as often as not going to lie. >> Wait, the city's dead? >> I I mean, people are around, but like they're doing stuff. >> Yeah.

Uh we can maybe find people at the pier. >> Oh, there's Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you guys up to? >> Whoa, whoa. What are you guys up to? >> Yeah. What up, bro? >> Who's this? What you mean, man? >> Can you tackle me? >> You guys are all wearing like red masks. Are you guys doing something? >> Who are you guys? >> No, bro. We just We just [ __ ] with the color red. We wear You know what I'm saying? >> Yeah. >> Jasmine.

Jasmine, you're not familiar. >> Is that a gang? >> Jasmine, what? >> That's the blood. >> Um, >> that's the blood. >> How do I know you? >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. >> Who are you? >> I'm JD. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on, murder? >> Wait, hold on. Hold on. >> Oh, okay. Okay, okay, sir. Can you step outside with me, sir? >> Yo. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. >> My baby. My baby. >> What is happening? >> Yeah. >> How you guys been?

You guys Oh, yeah. Cuz you guys aren't no more, right? >> Wait, I have a question. >> That's fault. Sad. >> Yeah. What up? >> Keep this as low key as possible. >> Okay. ERPD still exists. So, watch out. >> No herb. >> Affiliated. >> You're still on our radar. >> Everyone else that was an it >> affiliated. >> Excuse me. Yeah. >> Are you guys affiliated with um the color red? >> Uh we are opium. Yeah. >> Opium. Whoa. What does opium mean?

Like playboy Cardi. >> Big O baby. >> Osama. >> No. >> Something like that. >> Tough. >> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Yo, guys. The thing is I'm asking because I want to join a gang. >> I'm not a fed, dude. Come on. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. I don't know, man. I don't know who you are, >> bro. But y' are doing this. Y >> I'm not gonna lie. You're looking like you know just moved here. >> Yes, I just moved here.

I'm not a fed. That's how you know. >> Yeah, but we got to like get to know you. But you know what I'm saying? >> Yeah. To be to be fair, we don't just take anybody, bro. >> What do you mean you don't just take anybody? How do I prove myself? >> I mean, do you guys want me to step outside? Ah, >> how do I prove myself amongst y'all? Dude, I want to ruin my life. I want to throw my life away. >> You want to throw your life away?

All right. >> Yes. Yes. I I'm not a fed, dude. Come on. Pat me down. Whatever. >> He's a [ __ ] fed. >> I will put I I could put I could I could put you to a test. WE'RE >> YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. >> ALL RIGHT. I'M gonna >> You know what? You know what we should do? >> Sorry, you're not my people. Sorry. We should take this fool with us on a warehouse. See how he does. >> A warehouse. You got us warehouse. >> All right.

All right. You know what? We'll take you We'll take you with us FOR A MINUTE. >> OH. OH, YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. NO WORRIES, BRO. YEAH. YEAH. Let's do it. Let's do it. >> Guys, I'm a real >> I'm not going to lie. You're looking like a cop, bro. >> No, I KNOW. BUT THAT YO, the thing is >> I've seen him talking to the police. >> No, guys, that's the thing. No, I was talking to >> You're going to You're going to take that? He's seen you a snitch. >> The police?

No, the police were trying to shake me down, dude. I'm a real G. I run these streets, man. I have police. He was talking to me because he was he was feeling my aura, dude. >> Look, if you guys get me in this cuz it's not a gang. We're going to keep it [clears throat] lowkey. This is a the the team. I'll prove myself. Just give me a chance to prove myself. >> We're gay. All right, let's go. Let's go. >> Wait, what? What did you say? >> What's your name?

What's your name? What? What did you say? >> Sorry. What's your name? >> No, before that. Like rewind to that. >> I said, "Let's go." And we are a gang. >> Oh. Oh, you're a gang. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. >> Be careful, lads. >> No. No. No. Don't listen to that guy. That guy's a [ __ ] That guy's a What's your name, bro? >> Uh, my name is Harry. Harry Johnson. >> All right. I sent you my contact. >> Harry Johnson. >> Yeah. >> All right.

All right. All right. Let Look, I'm here to [ __ ] [ __ ] up. Let's go. Listen, bro. Don't [ __ ] with me. All right. You guys see the energy I bring? Whoa. Y'all got a car. Oh my. You guys actually have swag. >> Hop in. >> Wow. >> Hop in. >> I was Whoa. Whoa. All right. Whoa. Hold on. Hold on, guys. I don't want to like take or like I like I want to I want to take orders, but I don't want to take orders. Do you know what I mean?

Like guys, I'm an alpha male. Like, I sort of let my nuts hang a little bit. And that's the energy y'all need. >> Nah, bro. You're rolling with us. It's okay. We're going to go get us a hostage. You know, show you what it take you with us. >> Okay. >> Okay. Just give me a chance to prove myself and I'll prove it. >> You have a gun, armor, anything? >> Baseball bat and a big penis. >> Baseball bat and big type. Type [ __ ] >> Type [ __ ] All right.

So, we got to get this guy a gun. >> So, like what is So, what do y'all do on a gang? did gang b like on a daily basis. Like what do y'all do as a gang? All right, get the [ __ ] out of the car, bro. I got to make sure you're in a fed. Get out of the car. Put your hands up, bro. >> Sir, please don't do this, sir. Sir, >> you're not a fan. >> Sir, no. SIR, PLEASE. SIR, I I AM NOT A FAN. I COME IN PEACE. CHECK ME. PAT ME DOWN. >> Just put your hands up.

Put your hands up. >> Okay. Which muscle? F something. >> Think about your F5 muscle. Oh my god. >> I'm not feeling anything. >> He's good. >> Wait, cash. I just lo Wait, I I just lost cash. I need that. >> You'll get in bed, bro. >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> All right. >> You ain't a fed, bro. >> See, I told you I'm not a fed, dude. >> What are you guys even up to? If if if it's that serious. Do you guys kill people? Do you guys murder people?

Be honest. >> We need one for a warehouse. We >> We do murder. We do murder people. >> You guys murder people. Dude, I was just thinking small time robberies. >> Some people need to get Some people need to get murdered, bro. >> I was thinking like small time like penny robberies. Dude, I'm not I I don't know if I'm equipped for this. You guys kill people. Wait, what happened to my m my money? I Wait, my money, guys. >> What's up? >> No, my money. >> You got the money back. >> Did I get it back? >> Yeah, I gave it to you back, bro. >> You already got it, baby. >> Oh, this is a nice little neighborhood here.

Wait, do you guys like Who this Who is this? Who is this? Who is this? Who is this? >> Do you need God or anything? Who is this? What the [ __ ] is that? >> Yo, guys, I want I want everyone to meet Harry Johnson. >> Bora has arrived. >> I just seen him in the met him in the clothing store. >> How you always find people in the weirdest place, Jenny. What's going on, Barry? >> Yo, what's up, guys? >> Uh, by the way, I slow down.

I'm not taking [ __ ] from anybody. From this point on, you guys answer to me. >> Yeah, you're crazy, bro. We don't answer to nobody. >> Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> Whoa. Whoa. >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> Escalade really fast. >> Listen. I'm sorry. I I was trying to shift the aura. I'm your guys's little [ __ ] Okay. I'm sorry. >> That's That's crazy. >> Too much. All right. All right. All right.

All right. I'm just y'all's friend. >> You're one of us, bro. Come on. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yes. Yes. I'm one of you. I'm one of you. Now, listen. How do I get in the gang, bro? That's what I want to get in the gang. >> You want to get in the gang? You want to get in the gang, man? All right. We're going to put you through some [ __ ] tests here, bro. If you pass the test, maybe you could be a hangar around. >> Okay.

That Yes, sir. Sir. Yes, sir. >> All right. First off, let's go get this guy a gun. >> Yes. >> We're We're going to go get you a gun. >> How many How many do y'all got? Holy [ __ ] >> Yo, everybody, this is This is Harry Johnson. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Oh, nice. >> Yo, what's good, guys? What is good, bro? I'm about to join the gang, dude. >> Yo, >> what's his name? >> Harry Johnson. Harry Johnson. >> Do you have a Harry Johnson? >> Um, I just shaved this morning, dude.

I just shaved this morning. >> You know, I had to ask with the name. >> All right, let's go get him a gun. >> All right, let's go get you a gun real quick. Then we're doing a mission. >> All right, good luck. >> Wait, what mission you taking them on? >> We're going to go do a warehouse. >> Let me go to the warehouse with him. >> Hey, why why everybody why is everybody laughing? >> Straight into the deep end. >> Those shoes go fire. >> Somebody get hop in.

Hey, hold on. Why are y'all laughing? >> Shoes. >> Oh, now he's stealing my car. >> Wrong car. My bad. My bad. My bad. >> Oh, good. >> Whoa. Whoa. Put the piece away, man. Relax. I'm one of y'all. Damn. >> Get in there. >> One of us. >> This car. >> Oh, Jesus. Sorry. Sorry. >> Where you going? >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm on I'm sorry. Which car? thing though. >> All right, I'll see y'all soon, bro. Hurry out. >> Holy, >> dude.

I want to get in this game, dude. >> That's Harry Johnson. [laughter] >> Damn. >> Harry Johnson. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Where's my boy? >> Yeah, he look like he got punched in the eye. >> He did get punched in the eye. >> I did. I've been in the I've been in the streets, man. I did. Jack has gave him the one, too. Jack has given him the one, too. >> I had to. >> Where you at? >> Wait, we got Dicky and Johnson. >> Wait, so are this your guys like y'all live here?

Y'all live here? >> Come outside real quick. >> Yeah, >> Chad. I want to betray them later on. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. >> Yo yo yo. >> Give you a gun real quick. >> Well, you're going to get you're going to give me you're going to give me what? >> You're going to give me a gun, >> Daisy. Uh, I'm going to need you to give Harry Johnson your gun. >> Daisy. Harry Johnson. Hi, Harry. Pleasure to meet you. >> Nice hair. >> Why am I giving him my gun? >> Uh, because we're going to take him on a little mission.

He wants to be a hangar around. >> Why do I hear [ __ ] and not see anybody? >> Wait. Okay, now I have a question. >> Oh, I'm in the car. That's >> all right. Cash is mine. >> Now I have a question. >> Here, take take this gun. Take this gun. >> If I were to hypothetically want to pull out my piece, what what muscle do I use >> for what? pull out my piece like my uh weaponry. >> Okay. Put it in your put it in your hand.

You take out your pockets, put it in your hand, and then it's most likely to be like, you know, your main muscle. You know that you're one muscle. >> What do you mean? >> Oh, and I just knocked him. [screaming] Whoa. I'm in handcuffs. Whoa. Whoa. >> Guys, come on, guys. >> A new group. Um, he was. >> Yeah, he is. >> Who just put me in the handcuffs? Jesus. >> Who the [ __ ] is this little ass kid on our block? >> What? >> Who just said that? >> Where's your hair on? >> No.

No. Who just said that? Who just said that? >> Me. Me. Me. Me. >> Who's me? Who's me? Who's me? >> In front of you. >> Oh, with the backpack got deeper. >> So, listen. Let me say this. >> Why is your Wait, why you got bass in your chest now? Your voice went deep. >> Yeah. I've been gang banging my whole life, dude. Watch that [ __ ] All right. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, listen. I killed a guy in my other city, dude.

That's why I'm even here. >> You killed one guy. >> I had to flee. No, multiple multiple guys, dude. >> I'm a real [ __ ] thug. So, watch that [ __ ] >> No from this guy. >> Who's got a warehouse key? We need a warehouse key. >> Almost depleted. Jaden, >> for me, >> look, I want to get in the gang, dude. I'll do whatever it takes. >> You think you got what it takes? >> All right, get on your knees. >> Wait, what? >> How do I get on my knees?

How do I just not? >> How do I get on my knees? How do I get >> Yeah, you're wilding, buddy. >> How do I get on my knees, dude? I'll do whatever. >> Nah, bro. You don't >> Don't listen to him, bro. >> Okay. All right. I'm sorry. You want You want to be a hangar around, bro? This is what we're going to do. We're going to do this little mission real quick. >> We're going to get away from the cops. And if you pass the check, maybe we'll put our red flag in your back pocket. >> Dude, let's shoot a cop.

Let's shoot a [ __ ] cop. PLEASE TAKE >> WHO'S WITH ME? LET'S SHOOT A [ __ ] COP. YOU'RE BUGGING THE [ __ ] >> OH [ __ ] >> YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? LIKE I DO THIS, >> BRO. This guy already. >> This guy does DO THIS. >> YEAH, LET'S SHOOT A >> COP gun or [applause] no. >> I just handed him one. It should be full of ammo. Let's just see if he knows how to use it. >> Daisy. Of course I know how to use it. Honey bun. Now clear.

Take this. I'm looking forward to hearing. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. NO, NO, NO. Don't put that. Did you JUST GIVE METH? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HOLD ON. YO, you guys after that. You guys have to flirt with you, Daisy. Was >> he a flirt with my GIRL, ARE YOU? WHOA, WHOA, NO, NO, NO. WAIT, THAT IS YOUR GIRL? OH, DAISY, I'M SO SORRY. I apologize to everyone involved. >> I am gay. I'm gay, guys. I'm gay. >> Oh. >> Oh, Vex, you're up. >> Well, maybe we could be besties. >> Yes, I am gay.

Don't worry. You don't have to worry about that. >> Wait, this is my moment. >> Wait, what? [laughter] >> Yo yo yo, Harry, prove that. Prove that right now. Prove what? Prove what? >> That you're gay. >> I'm going to do it behind you. >> Give him a big smooch. You know >> who? How do I smooch? How do I smooch? >> With your lips. >> With my lips. >> Don't smooch me. Don't smooch me. >> L. >> Wait. Wait. Who's my Who's Who's my friend here?

Ready? >> Kissing right there in front of you. >> Wait. How do I kiss him? How do I kiss him, guys? >> With your lips. >> Just give him a give him a hug. >> Give me Give me a great big hug. H >> with with with what? With what? >> Maybe just think about hug, you know? >> Yeah. Just think about like e-hug, you know, >> e-hug. >> I'm a good hugger, you know. >> Guys, I I don't know how to faking it. I don't think he's gay.

I don't know if he's gay. >> No, guys. I promise I'M GAY. I PROMISE I'm gay. >> I've also never seen a gay guy dress like this before. >> Look at his shoes. Yeah, you need to take him shopping, >> guys. >> You need to take him shopping, >> guys. What happened to his face? Did you guys [ __ ] him up before he brought him here? What's up with him? Why he look beat up? >> Looks fine for me. >> He looks >> to be fair, he don't look too bad, you know, for just, you know, >> why the [ __ ] is there so much of us awake right now? >> Eyebrows. >> See, I hugged you.

I hugged you. See? >> Oh my god. Harry, I I think it's >> I love you sight. >> Now, can I kiss you? >> Oh my god. I'm dizzy. >> Can I kiss you? >> Dizzy. >> Of course. >> Just walk away dizzy. >> You know what? It's It's fine. It's fine. That's cool. >> Um, >> it's okay, man. >> I'm waiting. >> There's more. >> Damn. Hit him with a kiss. Come on. >> Oh, it said invalid. Wait, hold on. It said invalid uh on my kiss. How do I >> just, you know, give him big old hug? >> Do hug.

Hug instead of kiss. >> Hug. Hug. Hug. Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> He's waiting. Look, he took his see. Oh, thank you. See, I told you guys. >> Let's go over here. >> All right, you guys. It's official. >> He did prove it. He did prove it. He did prove it. >> All right. All right. >> I don't know. It took It took him a while. It took him a while. I DON'T KNOW. >> NO. NO. >> NERVOUS. >> I need more convincing. >> Wait. More. >> Just nervous. >> More convincing.

Do you want to kiss me again? >> Damn. >> Oh. >> Kiss him again. >> Wait. >> One more good one to make sure. What? What? What about some lingo? Oh, >> see that one was a little lower. I felt your ass. >> Oh, >> how did you like it? >> Okay. >> Uh, it was good. It was firm. Very muscular. >> Uh, Daisy to your text. Yes, that's correct. Thank you. >> You're welcome. It's in there. So, you know. >> Hey, Daisy. How are you doing our new bedroom by the way? >> I do feel claustrophobic, bro. >> He is definitely g a y.

Thank you. He's going to talk. I'm not going to smack his head until he wakes up. >> I told you guys. >> All right, LET'S KILL A COP WHO'S WITH ME. >> LET'S YOU KNOW WHAT? While you're waiting for it to pop, why don't you go get him set up and ready, you know? Let's get him. >> Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. >> Maybe get him, you know, a mask and maybe some new shoes, too. >> All right, I'll see you guys later. I'll see you guys later. >> Daisy, stay safe.

Okay, >> of course, babe. >> Stay safe, babe. >> Whoa. Whoa. >> Whoa. What do you mean? Whoa. >> Hey guys, how do I equip my gun? Like in my hands. >> All right. You got to like, you know, you got to put it in your hand, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Take it out of your backpack and put it in your hand. >> How do I get my backpack to F2 muscle? >> Open up your pockets. Yep. >> And then up in the top right corner. >> Say inventory and utility. >> Oh my god, I found it.

Nice. Yeah. >> And then just put it in your hand. I'm coming back. I'm coming back. I'm coming back. >> Yeah, but now we we in our entry, bro. It's full. We'll get you in there, bro. >> Huh? No, you're the fifth. >> It's not full. You're the fifth. [applause] >> What did I say? >> Oh, no. I said I was making a new one. Cash, >> delete my >> piece me. Peace me. Peace me. Yo, what we waiting for? >> All right, wait. I'm I'm in the trunk already. >> Yo, guys, everybody stay calm.

I'm just going to pull it out really quick. >> Everybody stay calm. I just want to pull out my gun and make sure I can do it right so I'm ready for war. Hold on one second. >> Snipe [ __ ] >> Yo, hey, someone else pull out a gun just in case in case he starts blicking at us. >> Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Calm, calm, calm, calm. >> I'll do it. >> All right. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. Let's go. >> All right.

All right. >> See, dude, y'all can trust me, dude. >> Hey, man. I I just met you today. Your name's Harry. You got no hair. >> Yeah. Yeah. But, bro, the thing is you What you got to understand, dude? I moved here because I was so murderous, bro. I like I had to fly. I had to flee my home city, bro. >> So, so you're like, you really thugging for real? >> Yes, bro. I'm >> [ __ ] So, you kind of on the run type [ __ ] >> Yes, bro.

That's why I wanted to think there's a reward if we turn him in. >> Whoa. Whoa. >> Stitches. We're not rats. We're not ready for the Hey, for the right price. [ __ ] it. >> No, >> no, no, no, no, no, no, dude. Come on, dude. >> Okay. All right. All right. Fine. All right. Fine. >> I don't know, man. You got to see if you could pass this uh pass little mission we're about to get. >> Is he going to be holding hostage or he's going to be inside? >> He's inside for sure. >> Yeah, he's inside. >> Inside hostage?

What? What are you talking about? >> We're going to grab a hostage. We're going to go grab a hostage. We're going to rob a warehouse. and probably run from the cops. Maybe even shoot the cops. >> What? >> But first, we got to get you some new shoes. >> What? >> Wait, who's in the back of the car? Oh, okay. Okay. >> That's my name. >> My name's Cash. >> Cash. How's it going, dude? >> Doing good. Doing good. >> Cash, Jaden, Elias, and Doc. >> Hey, what's up, Bundy? >> Hey, what's up, dude?

What's up, Bundy? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> What's up, Bundy? Hey, brother. >> It's in IO 141. >> Jaden, you should get his fit ready for him. >> Mommy, I can make him a fit. >> Yeah. Make this guy fit, man. >> Yeah. Can I get the red? I want to be like really feel like the game. >> Flex your e- muscle. Flex your e- muscle >> and then accept that. I got I'll get you right. I'll get you right, fell. >> Yeah. Like I want to look like I'm in the gang cuz like a thug. >> Yeah.

Yeah. I want to look like a thug, dude. Okay. Okay. Do you like jerseys, button up? Like what what's your what's your style? >> That's a good question. Jerseys. Jerseys. >> I got you. I got you. >> Like I want to look like a threat to society, dude. >> You're You're going to rock the Cockets jersey. >> Okay. Cockets. >> Yeah. Yes, sir. That's a good ass team, fella. >> Okay, >> don't worry about it. I got you right. Just got to find it. >> Houston Rockets.

W man's. Yes, chat. >> Wait, where'd you guys even find this guy? Southside clothing >> and he dressed like this. Oh god. Did he just Did he just say Did he just say all right? >> Think he's a fresher? >> Did anybody hear that? >> Did you just touch down type [ __ ] >> Yes. I just flew in this morning, dude. >> Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah. >> Found the right gang, bro. You know our motto, you know, make to help out freshies. >> Yeah, dude.

And I'm here to just ruin everything, bro. I want to ruin [ __ ] >> I like that. I like that. >> Do you like shorts or or pants? >> What? Shorts. shorts. Whoa, not that, bro. I don't I look like I'm about to go golfing, dude. What the hell is this? >> All right, >> trust the process. Trust the process. >> Trust the process, bro. Trust the Trust the process. [applause] >> Uh I can't Can someone tell me what uh what aisle the jersey is on?

I can't seem to find it. >> Even though I wear it like every [ __ ] day. >> Text your old friends. I will. I will. But chat, I lost them to the >> I don't wear the jersey. >> Let's put the Let's give this guy's some [ __ ] drip, man. >> Yo, by the way, guys, I have a chainsaw. Do you think I could cut someone's limbs off? >> Definitely could. >> Dude, you're getting me right. This is real drift. This one girl was not doing a good job of getting me right. >> You want to test out on jackass?

Yeah, let's test on jackass. We'll let you test out on jack. >> What is jackass? You heard me, Cash. You heard me, Cash. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Those look good. >> Wait, do y'all Oh, do y'all have a rival gang? >> Uh, not at this moment. >> No. No. >> You guys are uncontested. Wow. >> I wouldn't say all that, but we don't have ops right now besides the cops, to be honest. >> We just stay in our lane. [ __ ] want to test the waters.

If [ __ ] want to test the waters, then you know what I'm saying. >> So, wait, what happens if a cop like presses you though, dude? Do you [ __ ] him in the ass? >> Okay. No, that's just that's what happened. >> I can't tell I've ever done that. >> Have you done that? Was that what you did in your last city, buddy? Like, come on. >> Yes, dude. Yes. I got um I didn't I I got um forcefully removed forever. >> Yeah. >> Okay.

Yeah. Let's not [ __ ] any cops in the ass. Okay. Let's Oh, stay away from that. >> It was in no ass >> cop [ __ ] >> Okay. It was in um New York. No pixels city Manhattan. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. >> Gotcha. >> They they said I was in loose cannon. They banned me like two years ago, but or not banned, sorry. Remove me. >> But listen listen, man. You know what? >> It's a new city, you know. Hopefully uh you're on your best behavior. >> Wait, but I thought we were the bloods, dude.

[ __ ] behavior. >> Nope. We are definitely opium. No, no, we're opium. >> Oh, opium. I thought we were opium. [ __ ] behavior, dude. >> Big O. Big Opium. >> Yeah. Yeah. 100%. I'm just trying to find this jersey for you. I just can't. I don't know where the [ __ ] it is. Yo, Bundy, you still in here? >> Chad, what do you mean minus one condom? >> Oh, he knows. >> Chad, what do you mean minus one condom? [clears throat] >> Oh, yeah.

THIS IS >> I'M NOT WEARING THAT. COME ON. >> YO, w you or what's your >> Yeah, we just got to >> Oh, yeah. All right, there we go. >> Yeah, hurry up. Cash. >> All right, >> give him a Is he a hangound or no? Do I put him in the covers or No, >> you can put him in the colors. He's going to hang around. >> Okay. Okay. >> He's got to prove himself. >> Also, where are the HU at, dude? >> We'll go find him after this. Got to prove yourself first. >> Do you guys have opium hus?

Like any opium hus? >> They're all taken. All spoken for, fella. >> All right, chat. What does he mean? Uh, wait. I need to change his shoes for sure. >> Yeah. What does he mean? Hold on. >> Wait. All the girls Wait, you have How many girls are in the opium gang? >> Like 15. >> How many people are in the opium gang? >> 45. >> What? So, so there's 30 dudes in Opium and 15 girls. >> Something like that. >> Okay. >> No shy. >> The ratio isn't great. >> Oh, that looks good.

Oh, that looks tough. This guy's starting to look kind of gangster. >> I look like I'm up to no good, dude. See, >> do I give him the the good old, you know what I'm saying? Reliable goggles or do I >> Oh, yeah. >> The three blind mice. >> Or do I give him the three blind mice glasses? >> The three blind mice might go with the outfit. [sighs] >> Got to find it. So, you guys uh are like single or do y'all got girlfriends or or boyfriends? >> I'm I got a girl. >> [ __ ] hell.

You have a lot of questions, bro. >> You sure? Wait, is this guy a cop? >> Yes, I don't know. >> I already got Dude, I already got patted down, dude. If you pat me down again, I'll [ __ ] >> He's already trying to put on my girl. It's crazy. >> Hey, are you [ __ ] with this or not? >> Uh yeah. Yeah, but I need red. I need red. Dude, >> you can give him a You can give you can give him a red shirt. He's just not wearing the flag. >> Okay. >> I'm not worthy of the flag yet.

What the hell? >> You got to do this mission. >> You got to prove yourself, man. >> Come on, man. >> Give them OUT TO EVERYONE. >> FINE. LET'S DO IT. >> We are It popped. We're just waiting. As soon as uh he's done dressing you, we got to go get a hostage and then we on our way. >> Perfect. >> Left Jasmine and give the shrimps. >> Shrimps or the [ __ ] >> Yeah, the shrimp. The shrimps. The shrimps for sure. >> What do you mean for sure?

What do you mean for sure? >> The shrimps goes hard, man. >> I don't have a shrimp [ __ ] I It's >> all right. Uh >> I don't know if you do or not, man. >> Harry, at the bottom right, it should say you should see something on the aisle called Save Everything. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Done. Done. Done. Done. Let's go. >> Let's go. >> All right. I look kind of affiliated now. I look affiliated. >> There we go. >> All right.

Dude, I want to find a girlfriend. Chad. >> All right. Other side. A Johnson. I have so much aura. Chad, look at how much aura I have. Ch. Look at how much aura I have, dude. >> I hope you like this, fella. >> Where we fighting? Uh where we fighting uh Sultan? >> Uh Sultan. Sultan. Um industrial. >> I don't have zero or I have Yo, if we do this job right with Harry, we're going to find him a a nice little H. >> Yeah. >> Oh, for sure.

For sure. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I want to go on a beach date with a girl tonight, dude. But after we get this mission. >> Actually, I got the perfect one for you. >> Wait, really? A girl that likes beach dates? Dude, let's go. >> She She loves beach dates. >> Yes. Just me and her, though. Just me and her though. >> Just you and her. >> Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. CHAD, LOCK IN. NO. NO. LOCK IN. CHAD. LOCK IN.

LOCK IN. CH. NO. Literally lock in. Literally lock in. It's going to be a dude. Do we give him radio or no? >> No. >> Does he have a radio? >> I don't even have a radio. >> Is this Billy Eyish? >> Oh, wait. This isn't [ __ ] >> right in front of us. >> Yep. Yep. Yep. >> Told you. >> Wait. So, we're about to do this mission. >> Hey. Hey. All right. All right. We're going. Hop in. We're going to get a hostage. >> Wait, did they just shoot that guy? >> Wait, why' you guys murder that guy? >> The car. >> My dad's called We're going to get a hostage. >> Yo, Dad.

What's up? This is your moment right here. >> You're going to grab him. You're going to grab >> to getting dates on like GTA and get in the car. >> Sort of. Yeah. >> Did I Did I like fail as a father? I think >> you have this area or what, man. >> Dad, come on. >> This is number one. >> Dad, it's going to be good. >> Yo, wait, wait, wait, guys. Guys, >> guys, this music is I sort of just listened to Playboy Cardi, dude.

Oh, do you hear music? >> Yeah, guys, this music is like corny. >> We We have it turned off. >> I sort of just listen to like Wait, how do I get it off? >> Um, scrolling your mouse wheel down. >> Appreciate you, twin. >> Wait, but I scrolled it down, but it didn't do anything. Uh, you got to scroll it down till it turns it off. It'll say off. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Is it better now? >> It's off. It's off. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. >> Got you, >> dude. So, let's do this mission and then I want to go on a date, dude. >> Yep. We got you on a date already. >> Yes. >> Maybe someone's fishing. >> Chad, let's go. Let's go. Just me and a girl. This is perfect, dude. This could not go wrong. >> Hold on. >> Oh, this where I want to take my girl. Yeah. Yeah. >> He's going to call this chick right now for you. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Hey, Daisy. How are you?

Listen, is Willow still around? Because my buddy Harry wants to go on a date with somebody tonight. >> Wait, wait, wait. Does >> have >> All right, we're going to we're going to do this warehouse and then uh I'll bring him to the block. >> Wait, does Willow have a fat ass? >> I mean, as long as we don't go to jail, you know, they want to he wants to go on a beach date. You know what? I'll even pay for it. I'll even pay for his date.

Yep. Yep. I'm a good guy. >> All right. Sounds good. >> You're dead. >> They're going to kill you. Leave that. >> Is it frowned upon to go into the Mirage and take someone? >> Yeah, >> bro. You guys are the most wholesome gang ever, dude. >> We go to Hornies. There's a place called has the best food. Yep. That's where you get food. It's a restaurant. >> The home of the 12-in dog where 11 in just isn't enough. >> Wait, there's food in here? >> Oh, yeah. 12-in dogs. >> Really? >> So, you guys want to eat? >> Yeah. >> Yes, you need to eat. >> Okay. >> Otherwise, you you probably die. >> Yeah.

Okay. Dude, this city is so pretty. You guys love it out here or what? >> Oh, it's beautiful. >> Wait, so we're doing the mission, right, guys? >> We're doing the mission. We're going to have to go to the hostage. We had to find a hostage. >> Interesting. Wait, so our mission's intense? Like, could I die? >> Uh, you very well could. >> Good god, I haven't died yet. >> Most likely get in a police chase. If we get an app chase, are you a good driver or what, dude?

Or do I got to take the wheel? >> Cashated drive. Yeah, cash is ribbon. >> W Cash, dude, you guys have a designated driver. Wow, this is like legit. Y'all are legit. >> So, Cash, how many police chases you do, man? >> This is not Cash. Cash is an assault. >> Okay. >> Oh, yep. Here we go. >> All right. >> Come on. Let's go, Harry. >> Let's go, Harry. >> We're getting a hostage. We're getting a hostage. Wait, wait, guys.

Guys, slow down. Slow down. Slow down. Oh god. Oh [ __ ] You're gone now, Harry. >> Hate to do this to you, but I'm going to take pick one of you guys as a hostage here. >> Yo, Harry, come on. >> Hey. Uh, >> we're taking one of you as hostage. We're taking one of you hostage. All right, >> you got that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Get in the car, dude. Don't ask [ __ ] questions. We'll pop you in the mouth. >> Oh, honestly. >> Hop in.

Hop in. Man, >> not too much. I'm >> Is it okay if I go in there and knock her out? >> Take care of cruisine for me, will you? >> He'll be okay. >> Hey, man. What' you say? >> Say that again. Sorry. >> Would you say something? >> No, I said he needs that. >> Okay, I'll just make it sure. I'll just make it sure. >> You're good. >> I just Wait, that's my friend. That's my That was Jasmine. >> Wait, that was Jasmine. >> All right. >> That was Jasmine.

That was big boy. >> She probably didn't even recognize me, huh? Let's go get >> my armor real quick. >> Yeah. >> She probably didn't even recognize me. >> Yo, we're getting gas, getting armor for me and Harry, and then uh we're going to do this mission. >> Yo, hostage. You do not speak unless you are spoken to. Is that understood? >> You tell Harry. You [ __ ] Tom Harry. >> Fill out this [ __ ] up with gas. I got you.

I'm covering your back, dude. I got you. >> Appreciate you. type [ __ ] >> This guy's valid. >> I'm walk around with my [ __ ] out here. >> Yep. Keep pumping that gas. I got you. I'm watching your back, dude. Host. Did you say anything? That's what I thought. >> Type [ __ ] >> Chad. Am I a demon or what? The hostage is Jasmine real quick. >> WHAT? THE HOSTAGE IS JASMINE'S HUSBAND. >> KEEP THE HOSTAGE HERE. DON'T make sure she doesn't get out. >> Hostage.

Don't say [ __ ] You understand me? HOSTAGE? YOU UNDERSTAND ME? >> What about the hostage? >> N I I told him don't say [ __ ] He's doing a good job. He's not speaking. Listen, I want to I want to go home and, you know, everything's going to be all right. >> Just quit talking. You'll live through this, buddy. >> Yeah, dude. I'm honestly every time you talk, I just want to shoot you more. >> You got to listen, dude. >> Go ahead. >> We're here to wreak [ __ ] havoc, dude. >> You can do it.

You can do it. >> Shoot you. >> Let's go off me. >> Wait, what? >> Who's your bargaining, Jeff? >> Go ahead. Y >> Ah, this hostage is smart. Damn it. This guy's smart. Okay, you're right, dude. I'm not going to shoot you, dude. But listen, don't make this more difficult than it needs to be. You understand? Ass wipe. Good boy. All right, let's go. All right, we're going to go grab your armor. Just put my other armor away. >> I'm buy some ammo real quick just in case we got to shoot him. ammunition.

This is the OG. >> Hey, how's it going? How you doing? >> What's up, guys? >> What's up, dude? >> Chilling. Chilling. >> Yo, Harry, here. Take this. >> Yo, you know who I am, sir? Do you know who I am? >> It's [ __ ] Harry Johnson. >> Who? Who? Who the [ __ ] is this guy? >> I'm Harry Johnson, dude. And I'll go by sir from now on. Is that understood? >> All right, Harry. All right, Harry. >> You understand? >> Let's go.

Let's go. Let's do this real quick. That's >> what I thought. God, I'm a real demon. I'm a real demon. >> Follow [laughter] him around like a good boy. Harry, >> what do you Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. >> We'll get her. Get back. We'll get her get back, Harry. Don't worry. >> I didn't like that. See, the thing that's annoying is he waited. You know what I'm saying? He waited till I walked away, then he said it. What an absolute punk. >> Yeah, happens a lot.

All right, run away. >> All right, here we come. >> All right, it's game time, Harry. >> All right, I'm ready. I'm ready. So, wait. We're We're We're going to get We're going to do a hostage. >> All right, Harry, your blood sugar is looking pretty good, right? And uh you have your armor on? >> Uh no, my blood sugar is not looking good. And no, I don't have my armor. >> Okay, we'll put your armor on. >> All right, now my armor's on.

What's up now? >> All right, I'm going to give you some med packs here. in my glove box. Is there some med packs? Use the med packs. >> The the bandage. >> It'll say first aid kit. >> It's going to be in the glove box. >> H how do I open the glove box? >> Uh you just go into your pockets and then in the top right, make sure you're on the inventories. Got it. >> Thank you. Thank you. >> Get it. I can just hand them to you.

Actually, I'll just hand them to you. >> No, I got it. I got it. I got it. What do I do with it now? >> Um, >> use it. >> Just use it. Wait, where is this warehouse? >> It's behind. >> I did it. I did it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, hostage. Yo, >> do you know my name? >> Uh, are you vabian? >> Good. All right, we're good, guys. We're good. >> Uhhuh. See, you're not. >> Okay. I see. I see. I see. >> To be honest, should we shoot this guy? >> All right, everybody out.

Make sure you have a gun at that hostage at all times. >> You took Jasmine's boyfriend. Let's go. >> Who are you? Jasmine's boyfriend. Jasmine, >> do you know a girl by the name of Jasmine, dude? >> No. >> No, that's not that's not her boyfriend. That's not him. >> All right. Hey, >> come here real quick. Come here real quick. >> All right. How's your blood sugar looking? >> Uh, how do I check that? It's in the bottom left. >> So, it's the the bottom left of your eyes.

It's that green [ __ ] >> I have blue [ __ ] yellow [ __ ] purple [ __ ] not green [ __ ] >> Give this guy a walk through. I'll hold hostage. >> Okay. Uh, you don't have any first aid kits. >> I have I just took two first aids. >> Okay. Okay. So, >> he should be good then. >> Okay. Okay. >> So, when we go in there, >> don't don't swing anything until uh I'll tell we tell you to. All right. Just stay inside the gate. >> All right.

All right. All right. >> All right. >> I'm nervous, Chad. I'm nervous. >> You got ammo and [ __ ] in your gun. >> All right. All right. Harry Johnson, this is your [ __ ] test, man. If you want to be >> part of Opium, >> make sure you do good in here. >> Okay. >> Let's go. >> Just look at this door with your third eye here. What do I click? Wait, how do I get in? >> Poor guy. >> You look at the door with your third eye. >> I think so. >> What's my third eye? >> It should be your left alt muscle. >> Just hold it down.

Look at the door. It should say enter. >> What's the What's the betting odds he goes down? >> 100. >> Dude, these guys have no faith. >> You okay? >> I'm in here. >> All right, we're in. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous, guys. I'm nervous. >> [ __ ] I don't know what's happening here. Okay, I guess she's holy [ __ ] He got the money. He got the money. He got the money. We got to loot these Harry and then we're going to open one of these doors and a bunch of people should run out.

Oh god. Oh god. Where are they going to come from? >> We have to decide which door to open. >> [ __ ] >> One of our buddies head popped, so we got to wait for him to come back. >> Your aim better be good. Be ready. Wait, I'm going to [ __ ] die in here. I'm gonna hide behind this guy. I'm gonna shoot somebody though. You play R six, your aim better be good. Yeah, but I'm aiming with my [ __ ] mouse. >> Wait, >> the last fuse anywhere? >> Who's going to come through?

Cops chat. Real people or chat. Who's going to come through? Real people or AIs? >> Hey, if I press my Q muscle, does that take cover? >> Huh? >> What does my Q muscle do? >> Um, it helps you take cover if you're by something. Are we ready, boys? Are they about to come? >> Waiting for our boy. He's got a crowbar to open up the other boxes. >> Okay. I'm actually scared, guys. Wait. So, are is there going to be cops barging through? >> Yeah, probably going to be outside. >> They're going to be outside waiting. >> Yeah, we'll have to try to run.

Oh, so we have a hostage so they don't shoot us. Smart. >> Exactly. >> [ __ ] These guys are legit. Text Jasmine real quick. How do I text her? Yo guys, how do I go on my phone again? >> Uh, your delete muscle. >> Yeah, your mobile phone. delete muscle. >> Oh, they're saying don't. They're saying oh don't. >> All right, I'm going to open up these crates and we'll go. You got all the fuses? >> Yeah, I got them. I got them.

Yeah. cooked. GG. What do you mean cheesy? thinking your phone. You're dead. >> She's a cop. >> All right, Harry. >> Get in a good spot, bro. >> You're going to come right You're going to come right here, Harry. And you're just going to sit here like this and just when they start coming, you just start shooting them. Okay? Don't show too much of your body. Don't get shot. >> Where are they going to come from? That big garage door.

Walk in. Hurry. Walk in. >> OH NO. >> [screaming] >> OH [groaning] NO, SUCKER. Oh no. [screaming] >> Oh no. Nice guys. Good [ __ ] Harry. That's everyone. >> Good [ __ ] Harry. Good [ __ ] bro. >> Yeah, I think I got like 10 kills. I'm not trying to flex or anything, but >> you like that. You like that, [snorts] >> dude. There's so much [ __ ] Use bandages. Okay. >> [laughter] >> Okay. Wait, wait, wait. How do How do I How do I do it?

For sure. I'll be around. She's an agent. It's fine. I'm toxic. Wait, chat. How do I used him? >> Are cops actually outside? Wait, what? >> Hey, hey, hey, guys. We did really good, guys. What's up? >> Wait, there's cops outside? Wait, what? >> No, >> there were, but they apparently left. I don't know what to do. >> Let's go. Let's go. >> There's cops outside. >> God, I feel like such a thug. I feel so alive. [snorts] >> What are you saying, >> Chad?

I just feel so alive. >> Let's go. You leave the same way you came in. Harry >> chat. What do I do again? How do I do this? C. What do I do? Left all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good comps. Great coms. Great comps. >> Go, bro. >> Get in the car. Harry, >> what's up? What's up? >> What's up? Before the cops come, bro. >> Hurry up. Get in the car. Yo, where you going? Where you going, Harry? Harry, where you going? Get in the car.

Get in the car. We got the cops scope. Hurry up. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Get out. Get out. Dip. Dip. Dip. Dip. Dip. Dip. Dip. Dip. Dip. >> We're dipping. We're dipping. We're dipping. >> Nice, guys. >> Back at the block. Good [ __ ] Good [ __ ] >> You need to go to the hospital. You good? You bleeding? >> I think I'm good, man. I'm a I told you I'm a real G. >> You're a real G. All right. >> Wait. So, guys, am I like in THE GANG NOW?

THAT was successful. >> I have to go talk to the the higherups real quick. And, you know, we have to have a discuss. have to meet the higherups. >> Yep. You have two You have You have two of us. Two of us in the car, right? >> You heard what you said, Cash. >> Oh, yep. Oh, yeah. >> Oh, wow. >> Oh, [ __ ] Let's get this guy to the clothing store. >> Wait, the closing store. Oh, yeah. So, I can get a red flag >> possibly.

We'll see. >> Yeah. Yeah. Wait, so who's the higher up of Opium? Is it Playboy Cardi? >> Me? >> I mean, we Jaden's the leader. There's a There's a There's a It's like a round table. >> Are they in here? >> All right. Flex your E muscle. Yo, I'm I'll be back in a second. I'll be back in a second. All right. >> All right, Chad. I'm about to go pee. I'm about to go pee. I'm back at 30. This is Pete, Chad. This is Pete. CHAD, I GOT A DATE SOON.

All right. All right. All right. >> I got to wait for this guy to get back. I'm stuck in stuck changing him, man. >> Yo, I'm back. I'm back. >> Wakey wakey. >> All right. All right. All right. Say do the the the save everything. All right. I just did a mod. Oh, I got my flag. I got my thing. I got my bandana. >> Yes, you did. >> Wait, so I'm actually I'm in the gang. >> You're a hangaround now. Welcome. >> What is Wait, what do you mean by hangaround? >> Like you're not officially in the gang, but like you're part of the gang.

Like >> are we dead ass, dude? >> No, no, no, no. Okay, you are a gang. You're are in the gang, but like not like an official member. >> So what do I got to do? Like suck someone's dick? >> I will. No, no, no. You just got to hang around a little bit longer, you know. >> Hang around longer. >> Like, yeah, hang around with the, you know, meet some people, hang out with other people on the block, you know, introduce yourself, make friends. >> All right.

All right. All right. So, wait, do I got to meet with the higherups or no? >> Uh, maybe we'll go. I have to go see. >> All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Let's go back. Let's go back to the block and then get you a beach date. >> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. [screaming] YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. DUDE, BUT THEY BETTER NOT TRY to [ __ ] block. Like, I just want it to be me and the girl, dude. >> You trying to out or me by slow walking everywhere, buddy? >> Dude.

Yeah, of course, bro. I'm always the last one in the car. You know that. You know that by now, Cash. >> All right. All right. All right. >> They know you set up. >> I didn't get to show you how good of a driver I am, man. I wish the cops came. Chad, I didn't set them up. I just thought Jasmine was like, "Cool." Don't talk to Jasmine. When are you going to do an apology stream for making me burst all the time? Time out.

Good calls. >> Wait, you want to >> chat? Good calls has been in my stream for like I'm not even trolling like 5 years. W Good Calls, bro. Wait, what did you say? Cash, >> can you not hear me? >> Yeah, I can hear you now. >> Okay. Um, do you want to go on a beach date with a guy or a girl? You said you were gay. >> Uh, girl, girl, girl. I'm sorry. I got lost. saying again. >> No, I swing both ways. Swing both ways. Swing both ways. >> Okay. >> I swing both ways though. >> Yo, guys, I got a bandana now.

Back the [ __ ] up. >> All right, here's your cut. A >> wait, I get a cut. Yeah, a cut. Cut. >> Oh, I got bands. Bands that make her dance. >> Did I give you some LS or no? >> How'd your first lick go? >> Uh, it was cool. I got the most kills. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got good rain. Good rain. >> Oh, thank you. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Police show up. >> Oh, sir. >> Yo. Okay, bro. >> Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Damn. >> Yo, my bad.

My bad. My bad, >> bro. Yeah, bro. >> Yo, why your why your arms so green? >> It's the It's the [ __ ] gloves that he has on. >> Bring Br Will Willow out here. >> Oh, yeah. Willow. Willow. Yeah, she's dating [ __ ] Wait, what? Willow's dating who? Just stay away from Daisy, man. >> Yeah, I'm not. Daisy's my Daisy's my friend, dude. >> They know. >> Who else am I missing? Who else was on that? Oh, doc. >> Want to see the house, man?

Come on. >> Yeah, let me see. Let me see. Where's Willow? Where's my uh Where's my date? >> She's in here. She's in here. >> In the She's in the house. >> Go get her, >> bro. >> Go get her. Hey, Johnson. >> Please have a bad voice. I agree. [clears throat] >> This is Yeah. >> Uh, quick question. >> Yeah. >> If it's a problem, then it's fine. >> Yo, Willow, this is uh Harry. >> Hold on, hold on, [laughter] hold on, hold on, hold on.

The wall in the bedroom, do you think it if you brought it like extended to like the stairwell? >> That would be okay. Oh, wait. Never mind. I didn't see the stairs. >> Like this wall, do you think you'll be able to extend it like right here? >> No. >> Well, the problem is up here. >> You guys are in your room. >> Yeah, I just I just realized that. I just realized that. >> But um so >> what I've been thinking about is we could do something else.

We could like >> we could stop worrying about storage in your room, Cash, and put like a bunch of lockers in here for everybody. Put the benches in here. >> And then that way, >> hold on. Let me I'm going to talk to her about what we'll do. >> Well, you're so creative. That was smart. And then in here, dude, >> Harry, you look great. >> Thank you. >> Right now, you have like three storage in here. >> Yeah, that's what I thought. >> You can barely recognize me, right?

Barely recognize me. >> I barely recognize you compared to where you were here 30 minutes ago now. >> I got good or like >> here. Can I talk to you for a minute, buddy? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, man. I don't know. Like it's more of a symbolic group than like necessarily like there has to be. >> You did good. All right. >> You did good. All right. You did real good. >> Well, this is >> Why do you keep looking at Harry like that? >> Me? >> Yeah.

You told me it looks good. What the heck is going on here? >> No way. Are you You're going to start right now. >> Daisy, it's okay. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. It's just my aura. >> That's really what you want to do. I was giving the guy a compliment. look a lot better than when he >> You know why? Because you guys did a good job with him. >> He was crazy wild in that when he came walked up here. What are you trying to tell me?

He had on [ __ ] You seen his shoes? >> You know, >> I'm also more nonchalant now. >> You can't have him looking whack out in these streets with us. >> You know, >> let's rate him a one out of 10. What do you think of Daisy? >> Do you really want the honest answer, though? >> Yeah. >> So, that's to Harry to be fair. >> Won't hurt my feelings. >> Okay. Um, >> five. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'd go with a five. It's It's the shorts for me.

I think that really >> one out of 10 though. I mean, one out of 10. >> I know. That's what I'm saying. >> A gun. That's my gun I gave you. You shoot me with my gun. It's over for you. >> Daisy. Daisy. >> Give me that gun. >> A five. You can't even give me a six. >> Okay. For you, I might step it up to a six just because you're, you know, I just feel like you deserve it. >> Thank you. You proved yourself right away. That goes with it.

Child's literally about to shoot her in the head. >> Yeah, definitely put my gun away. >> Don't pull my gun on me. >> So, >> well, yeah. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. It's my gun now, though. >> You don't want to You don't want to start none. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Daisy, Daisy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA, WHOA. CHILL, CHILL, CHILL. IN my house. >> Yes. Sorry.

Sorry, BABY. OH, SORRY. NO, NO. SEE, DAISY, I'M SORRY. NO, NO, NO, NO, DAISY. I'M SORRY. I LOVE I LOVE WHOA. I'M SORRY. [screaming] SORRY. SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. >> RESPECT, GUYS. I am so sorry. Oh my god, >> guys. I'm so sorry. >> Everyone involved. I'm sorry. >> It's the last time I let that one slip. All right, Harry. >> Yes, sir. >> Next time the apology is not going to go. You know, >> I'm sorry, Daisy.

You are so cool. You're awesome. I You guys are awesome. >> Oh, yeah. Thank you. Thank you. You know what? Let's just have a good time. You know what? Just take him out. Show him around the city. Maybe take him to the strip club. >> He might find a good one there. You strip club yet? >> DOWN BY >> YOU WANT TO GO WORK? I >> I went to Mirage. There was just one lady there, though. I didn't really It wasn't my vibe. >> No, >> I want >> No, it's more your vibe.

Tell us what's your two people. What's going on? >> No, no, he did say he was gay, right? So maybe, you know, >> Oh my gosh. >> Bahama Mama's is doing security dancers today. >> Uh, no. No. I Guys, listen. I swing both ways. >> Um, >> fair. Okay. >> Yes. Yes, I swing both ways. So, what I'm trying to do is I want to meet a beautiful girl and take her on a beach day. That's what I want to do. You know what I'm saying? >> Oh, >> now what do you want to just take a nice walk down the beach?

Are we talking you want to go on jet skis? You know, a picnic, you know, sunset vibe. What are we thinking? >> Like a picnic in the beach. Yeah. I think we just need to go take him out and, you know, find a nice young lady that would be willing to, you know, take a nice walk on the beach with him. >> Yo, [ __ ] all this girl talk. Let's go shoot people. Let's go. >> We're a gang gang here. We're not trying to go take a walk on a beach to be fair. >> No.

Yeah, I know. But the thing is I I'm >> We just did a lot of shooting. I >> Yeah, I'm a hopeless romantic and I just killed >> Wait, Willow. Hey, Willow for a minute. >> Yeah. Where's Willow? Wait, where's Willow? Willow, can meet Harry real quick. >> Hey, Willow. Willow, nice to meet you. I'm Willow. Hello. How are you? >> Hey, Widow. Do you like uh beaches and water? >> I do, but I really have to finish decorating their house because I have other people that need my services. >> She is on the clock currently.

Whoa. [laughter] >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> LISTEN, GUYS. I GUYS, NO. I KNOW. I know. I know. I'm sorry. >> I think he is trying to find a date. >> Guys, I just want to find a girl, dude. Dude, is that too I just want to find love. >> Hear me out. Hear me out. You can't rush love, you know. >> Dude, I know. >> You just give it a couple days and let the city bring love to you, you know? >> Yeah, but I can't even freaking date right now.

I can't even land a date, Willow. >> But the thing is, you realize you can land some money, you know? You can you can have these guys take you to get some money. How are you going to pay for your date? >> Yeah, I mean, you're going to need money if you want to pay. >> I just got I just hit a L. >> Not a good point. >> You have to have a car. You can't just steal it. >> I have a motorbike that I stole. >> And it's a two-seater. >> Romantic. >> Yes, it is.

It's two seats. >> It's not. >> She wants like an A class type [ __ ] You know what I mean? She's going to want you to have some, you know. >> So, because I'm broke, you guys won't even give me a date. >> Most of the women all stay in the same, you know, in the same area here. You know, a lot of them go fishing. I think we need to take you to the pier. Okay. Yes. >> No, we need to take them up north. staying at pier right now. >> Oh, we have Yeah, we have to go look for some radiated fish. >> All right.

All right, let's do it. >> Going fishing. >> No, we're taking Harry to go find his love. >> New new mission. >> New mission. Find Harry love. Jaden, >> let's go on beach missions, man. Not caps. >> Why don't we go throw some money? Let's go throw some money. He can beat a girl at the club. >> All right. All right. All right. Let's go. Let's go. >> What? >> Let's go, guys. >> Can't hear you. There's so many people talking on radio.

What' you say? >> Take guys. What do you mean, man? What do you mean? Chad, what do you mean no? Is she married? No, she isn't, bro. She was just trolling. >> You text your wife if you wanted to go on a date. >> What do you want me to do about it? >> Wait, what happened? What happened? >> Where the [ __ ] did Harry go? >> Who's on the phone? Oh, he's in the driver's seat. Let me know in there. What the [ __ ] Who's on the passenger side? >> Orange pen [ __ ] All right, let me know.

But >> here, can you get in the back, buddy? >> All right, Harry. Within the next 30 minutes, we're going to find you the love of your life, >> dude. Thank you, dude. Like, >> how does that make you feel? >> Good. I I have money. >> [ __ ] all this girl talk. Let's go counter someone and just kill people. >> Oh, true. We could do that while we're fighting. >> No. No, dude. Guys, you don't ever get bored of >> apologize to CJ.

He was on L after we took that guy. >> Swear heard what he said. >> He said, "Not OPM taking my customers." >> Wait, is there a casino in here, too? I do want to gamble. >> Guys, like to be a gangster, you got to play the role of a gangster, guys. We got to [ __ ] >> gamble, bro. That's what um >> [ __ ] some dice or what? >> I did 130k. Hey, I did win 13K the other day. >> Let's go. Let's [ __ ] gamble. >> Casino, too. >> You're dead.

They just called you and told him you asked to go on a date. >> Trying to find love. >> I know. I know. >> You're just not finding love. >> [ __ ] strip club. Go to the strip club. >> Whoa. Whoa. >> At a strip club kind of guy. >> Wait, Mirage? You want to go to Mirage? I I went there earlier. It was really weird. It was like daytime. >> We could try. We could try Bahama. >> We'll go to Bahamas. >> Oh, you want the up class one? >> Wait, when is night times?

When is night times? >> It's coming. >> Oh, it's coming. Right now it's what? 4 4 p.m. >> Also, can I meet the top gang? I want to meet the top gang. >> Yeah, this is one of them. >> No, no, no. Like the top of the gang. Like the top in the gang. >> Oh, the the leader of the gang. >> Yeah, he's in the driver's seat. >> I'm in the driver's seat. It's Jaden. >> Wait, you Holy Aura. Jaden, you lead the gang. I lead the gang. >> How long you been doing this, Jaden? >> It's been about eight months, >> dude.

Eight months, bro. So, like, do you have like a bunch of money and stuff? >> I got a chunk of money. >> I'm not giving you any money, fella. >> You know what the gang? You know, as a gang, you make a lot of money. You do make a lot of money in the gang, but everyone works for it. Somebody said that's why we RP. >> Here's Aurora. >> Aurora. >> Aurora. I got a boat. >> Aurora. Aurora. >> Aurora. I want >> Yo, unlock it.

Unlock the car. Unlock. Let me out. >> All right. Harry, >> come here real quick. Here. >> Harry. >> What? >> You guys all do me a favor. If you have bats and stuff, put it in your backpack, please. >> Yeah. Jaden, >> put in our backpack. >> Aurora, this is this is Harry. Who? >> This is Harry Johnson. Nice to meet you, >> Harry. Hello, Harry. >> Aurora, you have a very beautiful uh voice, man. >> The ops. >> We were We were definitely driving by and I'm doing good.

We were definitely driving by and here he goes, "Who's that beautiful lady with the blue hair?" I said, "Oh, it's Aurora." >> And then he gave me these. >> Yo, what's up? >> What's up, man? >> Oh, jeez. >> The lady the beautiful lady to give you hair. She ran me over the car one time. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, I he requested me to sing a song. >> Aurora loves you. >> I love you. >> He loves you so damn much. Can you take him on a beach date or Aurora? >> Can you please take him on a date?

It's going to work. >> Dude, what is wrong with you? >> So, yes or no? I >> haven't seen you in a long time. Where have you been? >> Aurora. Why? >> I forgot. >> Yo, hold on. We're trying to talk about Harry. Why you talking about [ __ ] Jaden? Talking about Harry. >> Cuz I've known Jaden since like Harry. Harry just and I know you've known me for so long and I know what you would like. And over here the guy in the strips strips jersey.

Harry Harry Johnson. You You guys would be a match made in heaven. >> Oh my. >> Oh gosh. >> What are you thinking? Exchange numbers. [snorts] >> Just let's clock out. Let's Let's go for a ride. Let's go for a ride to the beach. Get to know get to know Harry for a minute. >> I see. >> Yeah. Aurora. Last time I took a ride with you, what happened? >> I'm not I swear [laughter] I'm not going to put a gun to your head this time.

I promise. >> What happened last time we went for a ride? >> Aurora, like the thing is >> Aurora, I'm a nice man. You know what I'm saying? >> He's just a hangaround. He's a opium hangaround. And like I said, >> he come from what um group did he come from? Or is he just >> He didn't come from a group. >> Oh, he didn't. Oh [ __ ] He's brand new to the city. What the [ __ ] Oh, Aurora, will you please say yes to Harry?

If not, I might have to pull my gun out and put your >> Yes, Aurora, please, dude. We don't want to shoot you. Just go on a date with me. >> Seriously, your [laughter] um Oh, then maybe we'll see. >> No, it's like now or never. You know, you got >> Why don't you guys exchange digits and stuff, you know, and see how >> Look, I can do that. It's just >> Yeah. Yeah. Give me a number. Just something casual. Something casual.

Who is this? Was that Rick? >> No, it's not Rick. >> I ain't no Rick, bro. I'm KB. >> KB. Oh, nice to meet you, KB. I was talking about that guy cuz he dress he dresses like a guy I know. >> KB Aurora. Aurora, I got I got your number. I'll talk to you later. >> That's Big Scott, bro. >> Aurora, thank you for the number. I'll see you later. >> How y'all doing? How y'all doing? Damn. >> Send me a I want you to meet somebody. >> Oh my god.

Not Hannah's got a little cough going on. You feel me? >> No. So if he's one of them type of guy >> too much too much syrup. >> No he doesn't. >> Aurora I only talk to you Aurora. >> What? >> I can't even. >> All right. All right. All right. >> Yeah. It's fine. >> Cash. >> You're such a loser. Whatever dude. Chat. >> Hurry up. >> Chat. Let's see what Jasmine. >> Cash. Hurry the [ __ ] up. >> All right Harry. I got another one of the books for you.

All right. >> All right. Thank you, bro. You're the goat. You're literally the goat. >> Cash, let's go. >> Wait, chat. I can call. I can call. >> I gotta go. >> I can call her. >> Have a good one. Aurora. [laughter] >> Wait. How? How? How? >> Bye, Aurora. >> Wait. Who? I >> He's a good guy. He's a good guy. >> Oh my god. I'm calling her. Shut up. Shut up. >> Yo, guys, one sec. I'm calling somebody. >> Yep. You're good.

What did you say? >> Hello. >> And she thinks he gets around. Hey, so she does like No, no, chill, guys. Guys, chill. Sorry. I'm in the call. Chaz, you've been good though. >> Yeah. >> So, like, >> how's how you Yeah, >> I've been good. Do you uh >> so do you miss me? >> Oh, thank you. >> Yeah, I do. >> Yes. Yeah, >> I miss you, too. Oh my god. So, um what are you like what are you doing tonight? Music player. Who's this guy talking to? >> Not really of anything, honestly.

Right now, I'm just riding on my bike. >> Oh, you're not doing anything tonight? Oh, guys, shut up. Guys, shut up. >> Oh, you're not doing anything tonight. Okay, so like what do like do you want to uh >> do you want to like do something together or something? >> What you thinking? >> I don't know. Like maybe like the beach or something. >> The beach? >> Yeah. >> Town, you know? I love the beach. >> Oh my Oh. Oh, cool.

Cool. Awesome. Awesome. Yeah. I'll see you I'll see you in a little bit. All right. Just text me whenever you're ready. You know what I'm saying? Get Get uh >> I got you. >> Yeah. Get ready. You know what I'm saying? >> Yeah. >> All right. >> Give me a text when I'm ready. >> All right. I'll see you later. Text you ready. >> All right. Theo >> call Aurora. Yeah. Tell her you miss her already. >> Okay. You want me to You want me to call Aurora?

All right. All right. All right. Dude, I got a date, guys. I got a date, guys. I GOT A DATE. LIKE AN ACTUAL DATE. >> [ __ ] >> [ __ ] With who? With who? >> Uh, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry. Four dates, man. >> All right. All right. Okay, let me call Aurora. >> Eli, you need to take notes from this guy. >> Yeah, [ __ ] bro. >> Elias has been on the hunt for [laughter] >> I'm going to bring them both to the beach. >> Oh my god, that was big O, guys. >> That was That was big O. >> Big O. >> Yo, she's not answering. >> I [laughter] want to bring them both to the beach.

I'm going to spam car. >> Oh, it's a race. >> Dude, why did she ignore me, though? >> Oh, what? Oh, >> wait. >> Wait. Did she give me a fake number? >> Jasmine Collins posted on yellow pages that she's looking for a man. Yo, Harry, call her. >> Wait, what happened? Jasmine Collins. >> I don't know who that is. That's somebody else. >> All right, Harry. Going to meet your third date. >> Wait. >> All right. >> Oh my god. >> Jasmine and Lando have the same last name. >> No.

No. Are we dead ass? Oh my god. She's going to bring her husband to the beach and I'm going to get shot. >> We going to me now. >> Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. THEY HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME. Hannah's up. >> Oh yes. >> They have the same [ __ ] last name. I really think this might this might be the one. >> This might be the one. >> Tell her no husband. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I trust her. Chat, her husband doesn't have the same connection I do. >> And then scroll down a little bit.

THERE'S A GIRL. >> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, DUMBASS. >> WAIT, what do you say? What do you say? >> Go on yellow pages and then there's a girl that's looking for a man. Call her. That's her name's Jasmine. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. How do I get to how do I get to Yellow Pages? >> Do you have the app download on your phone? >> Uh, yeah. >> No, no, I don't. >> On the app store? Yep. >> Yellow pages. I downloaded it. This game's so hyper realistic.

He was the one with the ops. All right. So, scroll down on yellow page. >> Yeah, scroll down on yellow page. There's a girl named Jasmine saying looking for a man. >> WAIT, FOR MONEY? WHATEVER. I'm down. I could call her. >> Yeah, call her. Call her. >> Call her. >> Wait, is she a Wait, is she a what? I think Okay, wait. Hold on. >> Let's just Py for a second. >> Hello. >> No, that's Yoshi. >> Hello. Hi, Hannah. >> How's it going? >> What are you doing? >> You're just going to neglect Yo.

Yo. Yo, what's up, Yoshi? >> Just woke up. hurt. What's good? What's good? What's good? Chilling. >> Hey, >> why are you guys? [clears throat] >> Good. We're trying to record. I'm not going to lie. >> I'm not joining a gang if this is what this >> No, we're not trying to ask you to join a gang. >> Wait, I'm getting a call. One second, guys. One second. One second. >> Go ahead. Sorry. I just, you know, find out in a second. >> Um, >> he's going to pick that up.

Is he going to let it ring? >> I'm scared. What? >> Hey, how's it going? >> Hello. Hey, how's it going? >> Hey there, sweetheart. >> Wait, what? Hello? >> Hello? >> Are you Is this Jasmine? Is this Jasmine? >> Sweetheart, are you there? >> Yes, this is Jasmine, sweetheart. Wait, were you the the girl uh looking for a man that I called? >> Of course, I'm looking for a man to do some crack with me at the hobo camp. [snorts] >> Um, I will let you know. >> Would you like to do some crack with me? >> No, [screaming] dude.

All right, I'm back, guys. Sorry about that. >> Yep. Here he comes. Here he comes. >> Oh, what are you sneaking for? >> Oh, sorry. I don't know why I'm sneaking. How do I unsneak? >> Yeah. I don't like people sneaking up for me. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Hey, Hannah. >> Hi. >> Hannah. This is Harry. Harry. This is Hannah. Me and Hannah go way back. And uh you know, Harry has I'm not going to lie. You won't believe it today.

Okay. I'm in a cop chase, right? Harry comes out of nowhere with an S-Class, hits the cop, gets out of the car, shoots the cops, put me in the S-Class, and we get away. And then he gives me $500,000. So now, you know, I had my phone and he went through my phone and seen a picture of you. And he was like, "Who's this?" Like, "Oh, this is Hannah." And now he just insists on meeting you. >> Hi, Harry. >> Uh, my boyfriend, Yoshi. >> Wait, wait.

What did you say? Yep. >> You said what? >> I said that's my boyfriend. Yoi, >> what are you doing? >> Yo, there's five of us, dude. Put your weapon away. >> Wait, hold on. I'm getting a video call. Give me a moment here. >> Guys, please give me a moment. >> Sorry, Harry. >> That sucks. >> Hey, wait one second. >> So, that's