Something Is Off About My Dog… transcript

previously. >> Jerry, good night. Yo, [laughter] WHAT THE HECK? YO, [screaming] WHAT THE HECK? JERRY, I have new friends for you. >> No. What the hell is this place? Why are there so many dogs? Oh, [screaming] God. No. I'm sorry. Where's Jerry? Why? Why? No. I'm sorry. OH GOD. WHO DID THIS? GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE. WHAT? Why is there candles? Hello? What the what the hell is that? Six. Beloved wolves. What does this mean?

Wait, those scratch marks. I recognize them from my house. I think Jerry was making those marks. Six. Six dogs. I had Tom, the five pups. Does that fulfill something? Sure enough, when I went into the basement, there were six dogs. Wait, what about Jerry? How come nothing bad ever happens to him? Every time a dog died or something bad happened, it would always be when I left Jerry with the pups. What if Jerry? I think Jerry is the one behind all of this.

Jerry? No. How is this possible? Jerry, YOU WERE SUCH A GOOD DOG UNTIL all of a sudden you just changed. Wait a minute. this Jerry that's behind all of this. What if he isn't my actual Jerry? What the hell happened to my dog? No. No. [groaning] Hello. WHO'S BARKING? I'M COMING. HELLO. I'M COMING, BUDDY. What the What the [screaming] hell? No. JERRY, [screaming] WHERE ARE YOU? JERRY. JERRY, are you there? No. No. I'm sorry.

I don't THINK I CAN TRUST IT. I NEED TO GO. [screaming] NO. NO. I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. WHERE DO I GO? THERE HAS TO BE A WAY OUT OF HERE. YES. Get me in. What the hell? I don't care. It's a way out of here. [music] Yes. Get me out. Yes. The surface. Get me out. What the Oh, hey. Hey, Jerry. How you doing? Long time no see. I'm glad you're okay. Uh why why are you standing like that? I guess the truth is out, huh?

You're not even trying to hide it. Uh, Jerry, I don't want to point any fingers, but every time a dog dies or something crazy happens, you always seem to be okay. It's almost as if you've been the reason for all of uh all of this stuff. Oh. Oh. Oh. Uh, no. No, no, you're not the reason for anything. NO, NO, YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. NO, NO, you didn't kill anyone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're just a normal wacky dog.

[laughter] Okay, Jerry. Oh. Uh, listen to me. Uh, good boy. Good boy. Uh, we seriously need to get out of here. Uh, there's this thing in the underground that that that wants dogs for a ritual or something. Uh, look, we just really need to get out of here. Okay. Uh, I'm I'm going to keep you safe, buddy. Okay. Who's a good boy? Who's a [laughter] good boy? Yeah. I'm going to pack up and I'll I'll I'll be back right away.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. I I'll [laughter] be right back. This isn't my Jerry. I haven't even been spending time with the real Jerry. No, wait a minute. If six dogs were needed for the ritual and Tom and five of my pups were used, then where's the original Jerry? Is he still alive? What if those barks I heard down there were from the real Jerry? No. [screaming] No. I need to go back. Where was that spot I came out of? Oh. Uh, hey Jerry.

I was just uh coming up with a plan on how to get my stuff back. Right. Yeah. I'll be right back. Okay. I'm going to go around uh back to the house. All right. Okay, there's no way he can see or hear me from here. As I was saying, I need to somehow get back to where I came from. I think it's reasonable to assume that Jerry could still be out there somewhere. I got to go back to that hole. Okay. Okay. I think it was right here with these corn flowers.

No one's watching. Yo. Oh, hey, Jerry. Uh, what are you doing? Uh uh, do you think you could scoot for a bit? I I think I left something down here. I I think there's a there's an item. Can you uh move? Yo, Jerry, what is wrong with you? What the hell? WHAT THE WHAT [screaming] THE HECK? YOU'RE NASTY, JERRY. What's wrong with you? Okay. Uh, just marking your territory, huh? I'll just uh I'll dig somewhere else. Okay, no worries.

It's It's fine. God dang. YO, [snorts and screaming] WHAT [laughter] THE WHAT IS WRONG of you? Okay, Jerry, you know what? I GIVE UP. I I I just need some food. I'll be right back. I'm running out of hunger. My gosh. Jeez. If I just dig straight from here, this should lead right into the spot I came out of. Bruh. All right, Jerry. I just need a little privacy. Okay. No hard feelings. So, I'm I'm just going to uh do this.

Okay. Jeez. Yo. [screaming] [sighs] Okay, Jerry. How about we just go home? Let's spend some quality time. Eh, come on, Jerry. Uh, don't you want to go home? Yo, what the U? Okay. At least you're listening, I guess. Go, go, go, go, go. Can't do crap, huh? All right, let's go. Here [sighs and gasps] we go. God damn, it's nasty in here. Uh, say Jerry, how about you stay here, wash up a bit, you know, clean the blood and the uh pee on you while I uh go and get some wood uh to expand the house.

Yeah, you can have your own room, Jerry. Wouldn't you like that? Wouldn't you like that? Yeah. [laughter] Yeah, I bet you would. It'll be really nice. Come on. How about we do that? And besides, don't you want some alone time? You're so sick of me, Jerry. Aren't you? I'm so boring. I'm so boring. I bet you're dying for me to leave. Yeah. Yeah. Aren't you? Aren't you? Are you? Okay, Jerry. I'll be right back. All right.

Just uh stay put. Um I'll be back. All right. Yeah. Yeah. You'll be good. Okay. Bye. Get out of here. Okay. Jerry's in the house. Now I can finally try and find a way back down there and try to save poor Jerry. I still feel like I'm being watched, though. Yesh. This is it. Yes. Come on. What the What the hell? I could have sworn there's a path in the stone. It goes to nowhere. How am I supposed to get back down there?

It's like it's sealed up the basement. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's the only other way that could work. Just got to hope Jerry doesn't see me go there. What the WHY DID IT GET SEALED UP AGAIN? THIS HAPPENED LAST TIME. NO. JERRY JUST PROBABLY BLOCKED IT OFF. I GOT TO GET A PICKAXE. Come on. Come on. Come on. OH NO. [screaming] OH MY GOSH. WHAT THE HELL, JERRY? OH, at least you got YOURSELF CLEANED UP. OKAY. [screaming] OKAY.

I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST SH MINING AND I I HAPPENED TO END UP HERE. CHILL OUT. OH, OKAY. I I'll go BACK INSIDE. I'M SORRY, [screaming] JERRY. I'M SORRY. CHILL. CHILL. JERRY. I'M SORRY. I SAID, "I'M SORRY. I I'LL BE A GOOD BOY. I'LL BE A GOOD BOY, JERRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. [laughter] I'm sorry. I'm being tormented. I'm sorry, Terry. I'm sorry. Yo. Hey, relax. I'll chill. I'll stay here. All right. I'll just stay in here.

All right. I need some freaking fresh air. Oh gosh. [sighs] I've been stuck in here all day. God dang it. I need to save the original Jerry. I know he's out there somewhere. The basement is right underneath me, but it seems like it's only really there whenever Jerry has something to do with it. That's it. I just need Jerry to let me back in. But how? [snorts] I need to change my approach. [sighs] I can do this. Jerry, are you uh asleep?

Jerry, wake up. Jerry, are you awake? [gasps and sighs] Yo. Oh. Hey. Hey, Jerry. Oh, I wasn't trying to sneak out or anything. No, no. Uh, I just I just wanted to just I wanted to talk to you, Jerry. Listen, pal. I I know what you did. You killed the original Jerry. Yeah, that's right. I said that. I know what you freaking did, Jerry. That mark under the bed, all these claw marks. Not only did you kill Jerry, BUT YOU KILLED EVERY DOG I EVER OWNED.

YOU DID ALL THIS, JERRY. It's you. And it's always been you. Jerry, look at me when I talk to you. You killed them all. Nope. Nope. Jerry, look at Hey. HEY. LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU. LOOK AT ME WHEN [screaming] I'M TALKING TO YOU. JERRY, the secret's out, buddy. I'm not STUPID ANYMORE. I KNOW WHAT YOU [screaming] REALLY ARE. COME ON, BABY. GIVE IT TO ME. WOO! YEAH. Not budging, eh? Okay, I see how it is. I'm not scared.

I have a lot of FUN PLANS FOR US. WOO! I'll be right back. [laughter] Just got to get some food. That should be enough. I'm back, Jerry. I got us some dinner. [screaming] Here you go, buddy. Go on. [laughter] [screaming] Yes. Listen closely. You're never going to eat again. It's getting late, Jerry, isn't it? Do you want a bedtime story? How about this here? You want some bedtime stories? I got you, Jerry. Just listen closely.

Okay. Once upon a time, there was a a long horse. All right. And he disobeyed me. And it didn't end well for him. Here, let me let me blow into this here. Or [snorts] how about we go in the basement, Jerry? Huh? Does that sound good? H. Not enough to make you crack, huh? Okay, we'll see about tomorrow. Look at you guys. [screaming] Come here. Become my pets. Yes. Yes. Hey, Jerry. I got you a surprise. Oh, boys. Let's go.

How do you like them, Jerry? What do you think of them? Yo. Yo, [screaming] look, Jerry. Are you scared of cats? Let's go. What's he going to do? YO, let's go. Yo. Yo, [laughter] have fun, Jerry. I'll be right back. I wonder how Jerry's doing. No, the cats took over this place. Where's Jerry? Jerry? What the heck? Wow, Jerry, they really took over the [screaming] place, huh? Wouldn't it be nice to get away? I don't know.

Maybe in a basement, huh? Huh? Still not cracking yet, huh? I'll be right back. Come here. Come here. Oh, Jerry, I brought you a new friend. Wait, hold on. Hold on a second. Yo, can you stop scratching the freak out of my wall? What's wrong with you? >> Wow. >> Yo, whatever. Anyways, I brought you a new friend, Jerry. His name is Meal. Wow, you're [screaming] so happy. Is it because you want to kill him? You want to kill him?

You love killing dogs, don't you? Here, come on. Go ahead. Oh, you can't let him watching, right? No worries. I'll leave right now so you can kill him. Okay, I'll be right back. No, no, NO, NO, NO GO. BOOM. LET'S GO. [screaming] KILL STOLEN. WOO! YEAH. And you couldn't turn it into that weird CORPSE YOU ALWAYS TURN DOGS INTO. HAHA. YOU SUCK, JERRY. You getting mad, Jerry? Are you getting bored? Feel like having a ritual anytime soon?

HUH? HUH? COME ON, JERRY. Come on. WHERE'S THE BASEMENT, JERRY? Where's the basement? COME ON, JERRY. I DON'T GOT ALL DAY. Come on, man. Night time already. Jerry, you going to go to bed? You going to go to sleep? Yeah. Well, guess what? You're not ever sleeping or eating when you're in my house. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. JERRY. NO. NO. NO. YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY. NOW. COME BACK HERE. NOPE. There's nowhere TO GO.

THERE'S WATER. JERRY. JERRY. JERRY. Dead end, [screaming] buddy. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO? YO. OH, JERRY. OH, WARDEN. OH, JERRY. MAN, where'd he go? Jerry, where are you? [music] Found you. Jerry, how you doing? Jerry Jerry Jerry JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry. No. Oh. Oh. You mad, bro? How about you take me to the basement? YOU CAN KILL ME DOWN THERE. COME ON. BRING ME TO the basement, man.

NO. YES. YES. COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT, JERRY. YOU CAN DO IT. LET'S GO. [music] AH. Come on, man. [snorts] Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Come on, Jerry. I know you'll crack soon. Come on. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. God dang, he's stubborn. Why doesn't he just kill me and bring me to the basement already? There's only one more thing I can try. This is dangerous, but [music] it's the only thing I can think of that I haven't tried yet.

It's got to force something out of Jerry now. WHOA. LET'S [screaming] GO. THERE WE GO. >> [bell] >> NO, don't take me in the basement. Oh, I'm so unconscious and weak. Yes, I'm here. Here I come. See, was it so hard to bring me here? >> WAIT, YOU HAVEN'T COMPLETED YOUR RITUAL YET? [laughter] AMATEUR. You had the six DOGS FOR SO LONG. WHY ARE YOU ONLY DOING IT [screaming] NOW? >> Your belief. >> What? My belief? >> What are you talking about?

I don't like that sound. [laughter] >> Let's go. >> No more. [screaming] >> WHERE ARE YOU, BUDDY? MAKE A SOUND. ANYTHING. NO. [music] This seems familiar. [music] Not this again. What the hell? Jerry, you down here, buddy? JERRY, [screaming] I'M COMING. WHERE ARE YOU? KEEP MAKING NOISE. J, what the Why is everything moving the hell? No. What the no? [screaming] Get me out of here, dude. What the hell? Jerry. Jerry. Is that you?

Jerry. Oh my gosh. I finally found you. Is it really you? Jerry, listen up. It is you. Jerry, I'm so sorry. There's so much I have to tell you. But first, we need to get the HELL OUT OF HERE. FOLLOW ME. Let's get out. We're out. Come on, Jerry. Let's go inside real quick. I got to do something. Hey, cats. Everyone, SHOO. [screaming] SHOO. GET OUT. Get out. Whatever. You can stay. I don't really care. Okay, Jerry. Let's get out of here.

It has to be done. Come on, Jerry. Let's get out of here. Come on. Come on, Jerry. Hop on. Hop on. Good boy. >> [sighs] >> It's been so long. Pretty relaxing, huh? Jerry, this is nice. We finally got to spend some quality time together. I wouldn't want it any other way, Jerry. This is what you deserve from the start. Oh, I forgot. There's some beef in the furnace. I'll be right back, Jerry. Only one, bro. All right, Jerry.

Here's your love. NO. WHY? WHY ARE YOU [screaming] BACK? NO. [music] >> [music]