The Final Mission Episode 4: Enjoy Yesterday (feat. Jay Klaitz) transcript

Hey, [laughter] we are back. Episode four of the final mission. And who do we have in the house today? None other than Jay Cites, aka Lester. >> Yes, >> Lester. Yeah, the dude. The brains of the operation. >> Well, I don't want to brag, but it's this dome right here that made it all happen. What can I say? [laughter] >> The game would be nothing without you, man. >> I mean, I didn't necessarily want to put it like that, but since you did.

Yeah, I think that's >> You're not going to argue, are you? >> Yeah. No. No. >> I I never get you to argue with me on compliments, you know, unless the compliments are about me. >> Isn't that strange? >> Yeah. Yeah. What's are you sipping on there? What do you got? >> Oh, just a touch of tequila and spin drift. A little pineapple Spin Drift. >> Oh, >> just an evening night cap to enjoy with you, bro. >> You're just a bougie [ __ ] aren't you? >> I am, as you can probably tell, fancy. >> I'm fancy as [ __ ] And that's just the truth. >> That is the truth, man.

There's no question about that. All right. So, what we're going to do where we left off, uh, we've got Franklin. >> Yes. >> Franklin's about to head into the house, you know, Solo aka Franklin. >> He's about to head into his nice house in the hood, >> and that's going to launch a mission. So, we'll watch along and see what happens, man. >> Go ahead, Bubba. Play it. >> Go, Bubba. Go. >> But you know what? Has no idea how you cope. >> Of course I remember this.

Oh, this is where Aunt Auntie is uh doing her marching stuff. >> I don't know. >> Power calisthenics, right? >> But you know how boys are. >> Wait a minute. >> You just got to get that heart rate up. That's what it's about. >> Oh, wait. How much further? We ain't even going 5 yards yet. >> Okay, I know. I'm just asking. This is spirit walking. Exercises body and soul. It's all the rage. >> We are women AND WE ARE FREE.

PATRIARCHY. WE ARE WOMEN. >> Oh my god. We are women. for our pain. >> I'm wondering why that didn't catch on like as a thing. >> You think that would have become a national phenomen talking [ __ ] about your aunt, man. She got >> I mean she cool as a [ __ ] man. Come on. >> Come where? >> We got to go pick up some [ __ ] from around the corner, man. We can walk and talk at the same time, my [ __ ] >> Why the [ __ ] we can't drive >> around the block with Chop?

You need to walk with your fat ass. Okay, [laughter] Tom. Thank you so much. >> He giving friends such a hard time. >> Well, that was probably I I would almost wager that that was an adlib line. >> Yeah, I would. You're almost absolutely correct about that clown. That OG fool from >> You never knew what you were going to get with it, you know. Yeah, I'm trying to make some [ __ ] They they were cool about all of us, you know, >> giving it our own flavor here and there, >> man.

Great. My home would be very happy, homie. She wants me dead anyway, so she >> Man, it looks so good even now, right? >> Yeah, it still it still is. But when you look at the the, >> you know, like the preview for GTA 6 that they did on Netflix and stuff, >> and you see the difference, I don't know if you've watched that or not, but when you see the difference in in the uh >> you know, the animations, the graphics, you know, and everything, it it's night and day, man.

It's like the difference between GTA 4 and GTA 5 almost. >> Totally. >> Everybody walks smooth, you know? They got the jiggle fixes physics. So those fat asses are are jiggling, you know. >> Yeah. And the hair is flowing where our hair is always stiff. Well, you didn't have hair, but our hair is always stiff. >> Yeah. True. >> Their stuff is flowing and it's just like bubbles in the beer. It's like it's crazy. the way the way the technology advances like I would argue that it's not even >> from one GTA to the next.

It's not like four to five and five to six. like >> within four and then four to five and then within five and five. >> Well, if you remember, if you remember when we were shooting >> uh about 6 months in, seven months in maybe remember we shut down and they put all new stuff in totally in the studio. All new stuff they shut and we went back and reshot stuff. So, yeah, I think uh you're absolutely right. you know, it changes even within the thing and in the time frame that they've been working on on six. >> Oh, yeah.

You know, it's probably changed three times. >> Totally. I'm sure within the process of making six, they've they've upgraded and upgraded again several times. >> No, just starting another beef with the [ __ ] ballers, [ __ ] That's class A felony [ __ ] >> Class felony [ __ ] >> Nobody got to know it was us. Yeah, whatever. We'll see about that. >> So, I'm not even sure what this is. I'm not sure what this mission is. >> Yeah.

Wait, what the hell are we doing, Bubba? >> This is uh >> Oh, you know what I think this is? I think this is when when Stretch gets out of prison. >> Oh, >> some kind of uh it's gangster [ __ ] >> I think we're making a pickup. making a pickup. >> I've been told he up in the alley. Uh >> oh. >> Oh yeah, I know what this is. He's in there with some guy's in there with a chick. And uh yeah, >> cousin. Yeah. >> Damn. I was just saying I was trying to >> You ain't nothing over here. >> Get your mask, son.

There we go. >> OG. So what? So the [ __ ] what, [ __ ] It's a million. >> Well [ __ ] How about I put one of these little X pills up your ass crack? Next [laughter] >> pills up your ass crack. >> You say shooting with the pills in the ass to CGS. >> Ain't nobody sharing nothing, >> man. Shut the hell up, [ __ ] >> [ __ ] you, [ __ ] >> Man, [ __ ] y'all. Hey, ain't there a law against you, Mark ass gangsters, insignia mask wearing [ __ ] >> Oh, so what's up now, [ __ ] YOU SNITCHING OR SOMETHING, [ __ ] [ __ ] ASS, [ __ ] >> [ __ ] YOU, [ __ ] I'M OUT OF HERE. >> OH, [ __ ] COME ON, LET'S GO. >> OKAY, >> I think this is the episode where Yeah. >> How's that van going to catch up with that motorcycle there? >> It They going to chase him down. >> Hold on, Chop.

We losing it. >> Hold on, Chop. Hey, Chop. Take it easy. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> We're going to chase you on the motorcycle. >> Chop actually becomes a playable character. this thing. Like I said, your mind on this [ __ ] right here for a minute. Don't lose it, man. >> I think you're going to have to take the wheel, Ned. >> I don't know, man. I I might have to take the wheel. I I think I Bubba's not used to driving a shitty van.

He's He's driving those, you know, those nice flashy cars and [ __ ] >> We need to give Bubba a better ride right now. >> Yeah. >> Well, there he is right there, though. Catch up on him fast. >> You get all sex when you do that [ __ ] homie. >> Wow. Oh my god. >> There you go. Yeah. Use Franklin's special ability. Look at that. Oh yeah. >> Right. You push those two joysticks down and you're and you can make all the turns. >> Yeah.

You make all the turns. >> That's awesome. What were the other ones? >> Okay. So, you push my joysticks and it slows down like bullet time so you can shoot in slow motion, right? >> Uh >> gives you more time to aim and and and hit the guy, right? Uhoh. >> Did that. Oh, >> you can get him around the block. You get him around the block. >> There he is. There he is. >> What happened? >> He crashed. >> Man, TAKE CHOMP. GO GET THAT FOOL.

[ __ ] YOU JUST sitting your ass still with your feet. >> Oh, okay. This is cut scene stuff now. >> Come on, Chop. Come on. Go bite his ass. Get that [ __ ] Chop. >> See, now Chop's after him. Chop's on the on the hunt. Chop is like, I know who you're after. >> Yeah. But anyway, and then Trevor's thing when you hit the two joysticks is he goes like like uh >> rage. He rages and it makes him it makes him more dangerous and he can take more punishment, >> right? >> We ain't here to kill you. >> What would Lester's have been if if you could play Lester?

Lester's would have been if he was playable, you'd punch those two joysticks >> and >> he would have just like hacked the gear cell from >> Yeah. Or he would turn invisible. >> I'm getting to work somehow. He would have some invis cloak that just that just took him away so he could sneak up on on you know your girlfriend. >> Totally. It'd be some like holographic machinery that came out his cane. >> Yeah. >> Or like you would a simulation.

I'm surprised they didn't have that in all the online stuff that you did. >> Right. >> Dude, you were like the most prolific GTA online guy that there was. >> Oh man, I did so much. >> Sniff him out. Chop. Chop. Leave me to >> Oh, now you're Chop. >> Oh, both. I guess you Oh, there goes Chop. Chop did his thing. >> Whoa. >> Yeah. Stay Chopped. Well, that's awesome. >> Switch back to Franklin to search. Oh, cuz Chop is smelling.

He's He's telling you which train to look at, >> right? That's cool. You got to use both characters. >> Yeah. And he's not in there, >> man. Ain't [ __ ] in here. Come on. Smell that stinky [ __ ] >> So, now you got to check this train. Well, they're all one train. This car. This train car. I'm going to find you, [ __ ] >> He ain't in there. >> Where's he, boy? Come on. Where is he? >> Find him, Chop. Find him, Chop. >> We in this together, Chop.

Let's go. >> So, Chop's in first person. >> That's so cool. >> He's actually He's actually in first K9. >> Yeah, totally. Dog's eye view. >> Yeah. >> Okay. He must have found something. >> That's such a fun creative choice to be like, "What if we went to the dogs?" >> Back to Franklin. Oh. >> Oh. >> Oh man. THAT AIN'T WHAT WE AFTER. >> CHOP. Going to get him some. Look. >> Chop. No. >> Oh, you're going to have to blur this.

Bubba. >> You're going to have to blur that filthy [ __ ] [laughter] >> We weren't going to do this kind of content, guys. >> Chop. Call him back. Hit the D-pad. >> I'm doing it. >> Jesus. Chop. >> Chop. Stop. >> Stop. >> Oh my god. >> This ain't time for humping. >> This ain't time for humping. [laughter] >> Lamar sure ain't been training your ass, has he, boy? >> Maybe did train him. >> You might have gravy trained him. >> Unbelievable. >> Oh my god. >> That's the kind of detail that makes this game this game.

Yeah, they we were talking the other day. >> A quick cut scene of dog hunting. >> Yeah, good idea. >> We were we were we were talking the other day and it was like, you know, we were talking it's just no nothing is sacred, you know. No one's safe. No, no, >> no. >> Anything is safe with these guys. Nobody. No, nobody. No thing, no country. >> Totally >> equal opportunity. >> Get him, Chop. Get him, >> Chop me, man. >> Shut the [ __ ] UP.

HEY, MAN. GET OVER HERE. OH [ __ ] WHAT THE [ __ ] MAN? I AIN'T GOT NO BEAT FOR CGF. >> CUZ MAYBE WE DOING our own thing. >> What the [ __ ] man? [ __ ] >> HEY, LAMAR DAVIS, IS THAT YOU, [ __ ] [laughter] >> He totally knows. >> That's so funny. >> It's really funny. Lamar took his mask off. What an idiot. >> Yeah. >> Hey, if you don't train, he going to be alone. >> Calling out his captor while he's being taken >> and he's like, "Oh, no.

Davis is taking me. [laughter] >> Your crib? I've been there when you was indicted." >> You ain't recognize me. >> You ain't recognized me. >> That flag off. You always been dumb, Lamar. >> Really? Well, I guess that mean we going to have to shoot your ass when we pick up our phony stacks. >> Pick up [ __ ] Fans going to be on you before you can even move, [ __ ] >> Be quiet. I got to make a call. >> Oh, this is this is great. >> What's he calling about? >> You calling him on a cell phone, you dumb [ __ ] They going to trace this [ __ ] in a second. >> We want 40,000.

Pay me or pay the funeral director, [ __ ] >> What the [ __ ] you done? You just gave them our location. Now we got to let this [ __ ] out of here. >> Get the [ __ ] out of here. And [ __ ] give me that damn phone. >> What the [ __ ] >> [ __ ] y'all. I'LL BE SEEING Y'ALL SOON. >> THE ONLY REASON YOU'VE BEEN SEEING [ __ ] cuz we went easy on your ass. Remember that, dog. >> Wow. >> This some [ __ ] Take me down the cut. >> Drop Lamar off at the rec center. >> Oh wow, >> man.

Solo's like he's the man with the plan, too. It's not just Lester. >> Yeah. >> Well, he's, you know, he's looking to get he's looking to get, you know, get rich, man. He wants to make some money in the hood. >> Try to triangulate that. >> All right, [ __ ] step. >> Got his head in it in the real way. >> They going to be on you now. Them cops going to be on your ass, too. >> Yeah, I ain't worried about it. >> Smart dude. >> [ __ ] gangster.

You know how I do. >> I can take care of my sizzle. the [ __ ] you [laughter] >> big Latin I take care of my shizz ain't no you [ __ ] kids ain't >> that was that must have been improvised right >> yeah yeah yeah they started doing that uh and they didn't know you know the the Scots they didn't know what the hell they were talking about >> right >> and had to explain that it was pig Latin you know because >> that was the thing that that you know a lot of the brothers started in in prison listen, you know, whatever.

So that they could talk and the guards wouldn't be able to understand what you're saying. You know, my dad used to do pig Latin all the time when I was a kid and there's different ways of doing it. Like they they put isn't on, you know, like on all of that. My my dad's was always uh nay like nay on the >> you know on the agay that means Nick the gay. When I when I was a kid, it was the girl like >> Yeah. >> The guy the g the guy the g the guy against the girl the guy guess. >> Hey, did you take the first letter, you put it at the end and add an A? >> Yeah, that stuff. >> Oh yeah, >> you take the first letter off, put at the end and add an A. >> Yeah, you take the first letter off and put it at the end for the next one. >> Got an A. >> You take the first letter off. >> No, you take the first letter off. >> Oh, >> a AJ. >> What?

Oh, it's works out the same. >> AJ, you're right. AJ >> AJ AJ >> Esther Esther. >> So now I think what we're going to do now >> that should be my new like Instagram name is >> Esther. If you see the little blue L up on this up in the map down here in the left corner. >> Yeah, >> that's Lester. >> Oh [ __ ] Go see it. >> Oh, we're going to drive right by that blue dot. That blue dot right there is like a side thing. That's what this this is missing so far is me, by the way, guys. >> Yeah, >> [ __ ] >> But those blue dots, I could never drive by those when I was playing the game.

I always have to stop and it's nine times out of 10 it's somebody trying to set you up on something, you know, like >> security. >> Like it'll be some chick going, "Oh, I need help. He's peing, you know, he's he's you know, somebody stole my thing." You know, and then you go over there and it's her boyfriend jumps out with a with a gun tries to rob you, >> right? >> A brink truck. >> Oh, that one was a Brinks truck. >> Oh.

Uhoh. Now the cops pop that bricks truck. Got some money, man. >> Oh, I thought I I thought I heard the cops pulling up on you, dude. >> No, we're going down, man. We're going to make a UI up here >> and head down to the uh garment factory. >> All right. >> Oh, yeah. This is my place, man. >> Yeah. Oh, it's been a minute since I was well since I was here. >> All right, so we're going to I believe launch a mission right here.

We're going to plan one. >> I should have a Darnell Bros t-shirt. >> This place garment factory. I needed a job that didn't require me to do anything apart from uh paying taxes. >> That voice. >> What do you got? The Holy Grail. the Union Depository. Now, they say it cannot be hit. Hasn't been yet. >> Look, I just owe some Mexican hood a couple million bucks cuz I wrecked his girlfriend's house. [laughter] Don't need to go crazy. >> Martinez. >> He's not supposed to be very nice. >> I met him was charming. >> That >> What do you think? >> Um, let's see.

Either we hit a bank in the sticks or we do a store. Which do you like? >> That voice. That whole thing I did literally was something. I didn't think about it. I didn't like I literally just barfed that out of my face in the audition >> in the audition. >> It is great. Listen to this. >> Moses, ironically, he found Jesus. All those Irish crazies, they mostly just disappeared. That crew from the south, they all went down.

There was a Eastern European guy making moves in Liberty City. He went quiet. obviously referring to Nico Bellic, right? >> As portrayed by Michael Holl. >> Got any contacts in LS or not? >> I've been working with someone, but they're too unpredictable. I'll have to reach out to some other guys. >> All right, we're going to go case a joint. >> Yeah. >> So, when you did the audition, do you remember what do you remember what you did?

What scene it was or anything? >> I I you know, I didn't even know what it was for. My commercial agent sent me on it. >> Oh my god. >> And that's it. Like I just went and I think I think they basically gave me a Lester scene or maybe >> was [clears throat] a fake name. Of course. >> What are you talking about? >> It wasn't Lester. It wasn't like any program I'm aware of. For starters, >> we did Rush for Steven and I it was Rush.

You might have been paradise coverise. >> Solo was paradise as well. agent bank account every month. Of course, the money gets moved around and washed through a number of fronts, but the trail is there. Deposits and withdrawals the same. >> Listen to you. Listen to you. >> Norton, white middle-aged divorce, a unremarkable career except for one incident. The shooting of >> shooting of a stick of me. >> Michael Townley. >> Michael Town.

That's me. >> Lester, I'm very impressed. >> Look, we can talk about this another time. Take these glasses. >> My eyesight's fine. >> And a radio relay. I'm going to run the operation from the car while you're in the store getting what we need. >> Yeah. Lester never gets to go in. >> Just once. Just once. I would have liked to like go into a bank with a gatling gun and you know something. >> Yeah. Right. >> You had you'd had been like the penguin where your cane was like you know a weapon or something like it was it changed into a a a minigun. >> Yeah.

A mounted minigun on a walker. >> Yeah. >> Might have been nice. >> That would have been the that would have been the trick. At last, it was never in Lester's future. >> Here we are. >> Go to the >> All right. So, we got to run around the corner to the >> Why didn't you hear me say go to the jewelers? >> Go to the jewelers. Oh, that was just that was just the direction from the game, not my >> So, here's an interesting bit of trivia right here.

Mhm. >> So the uh Okay. So the gal that I come in and I talk to here >> is Rob Bog's real life wife. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. >> Awesome. >> Detective Steve Haynes. >> That's That's his wife. >> Oh, that's fun. I didn't know she looked at it. >> Camera check. Alarm check. Vents check. >> Good work. Now speak to the assistant and see if there's anything else we need to know. >> I'm so smooth here. Watch. >> Hey, beautiful. >> You what? >> I'm so smooth here. >> Something for the woman in my life. >> Yeah, >> but what? >> Sir, I'm sure we can help you.

Tell me about her. What's her taste? >> Thank God. >> I don't know. I don't want to spend too much. I'm thinking maybe 10 grand. >> Our rings start at 8. Our pendants start at 12. >> I don't want to spend too much. I'm thinking 10 grand. >> That's unbelievable. >> Or am I just paying for the evangelical [laughter] evangelical logo here? >> We use perfect clarity tools. >> You actually are pretty damn smooth in this scene. >> All right.

I think you just made a sale. I'm going to take a look around, think about it, come back, don't go anywhere. >> Did you call her babe? YEAH, I CALLED HER BABY. [laughter] >> JESUS. >> Take a look around and see if there's anything else I want. Baby, >> kunga chong, babe. BRB, babe. >> Yes, this is Michael being smooth. The big smooth eyes on the roof of the building. See where the ventilation comes out. >> See, there's the genius. >> Drive around the block and look for a way up to the roof. >> So, you giving us just all this [ __ ] >> we got to do.

Like your whole your whole gig was basically, >> hey, you got to go do this, man. And don't [ __ ] it up, >> right? Direction. The the good Lester giving you all the direction >> you ever needed. >> Running the place. I might be able to get to the roof. >> You know, the brains of the operation. Yeah. >> Yeah. So, you keep up with the old crew? >> Well, after your death disappearance, there wasn't much holding us together. >> Oh, this. >> You see him at all after the incident? >> I kept tabs on him for a while. >> I'll talk about Trevor. >> Climb up and see if you can get to the roof. >> Yeah.

Where'd he go? >> Where were Jesus? [laughter] Where did they bury him? >> They buried him? Not as far as I know. >> He's probably a John Doe then, right? What do you think? OD shootout? Maybe just a car crash. Right. >> I'm on the roof. >> I need to know where the air coming out of those vents originates. There should be a unit. >> That actually felt like a really nice bit of writing the way they're like going through that story while he's climbing to the >> Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, >> they know what they're doing. Obviously, >> they only knew what a sick puppy they had on their hands. >> This way. Now you got to go out on the roof and around. Go around that big that little building right there. No, no. Go around that building. >> What's going around it? >> That way. He can't see where I'm signaling. You got to like climb over [ __ ] and stuff. There you go. >> It's those vents up there. >> I I like the um old buddies chat talking about old [ __ ] that went down aspect of >> Yeah. of Michael and and Lester. >> Well, you know, the incident of course was was Michael faking his death.

Uh, >> right. >> You know, getting Brad killed. >> Yeah. >> Hey, I see the vents. >> Yeah, I'm looking at the relay. Can you get any higher? >> Yes, I can. >> Yeah, [laughter] I know you can. [clears throat] [groaning] >> There we go. >> There it is. There it is. All the way to the top, Mikey. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah, that's the view we're looking for. >> Hello. >> This is cool. Like, like he had met us before. >> Metas. >> Lester invented metas and then freaking >> Meta stole the metas. >> Yo, that's legitimately a good point that like Lester was doing metas before they even >> Who who is it?

The who who makes those? Rayban or or no? What is Metas? That's >> Facebook, dude. >> Yeah. Who? Zuckerberg. >> Facebook. Yeah, they make those. >> So Zuckerberg probably played this game, >> right? >> [ __ ] Zuckerberg played this game >> and saw this scene right here and said, "Hey, that's a good idea." >> Right. Where where is where is the lawsuit between, you know, between Rockstar and and Facebook? >> Let's hurry this up, Michael.

I bet. Yeah. You know, cuz Zuckerberg, he's a big gamer. >> Is that true? Is he a big gaming guy? >> I don't know. I just make [ __ ] up. [laughter] >> [ __ ] you, Dad. >> Just like Just like we were doing the game. I just made [ __ ] up. >> He loves three things. >> Uh, what was that line I said? >> And golf. >> Yeah. So, back down to the car. What's the next assignment? >> Well, just wait and his geniusness will tell you. >> Here, take your glasses back.

Let's go back to the garment factory. I called ahead and told him to start. >> Who's got your back? Literally WTF without Lester. >> Yeah, THERE'S NO OH, >> Jesus Christ, Bubba. >> That'll cause undue complications. [laughter] >> Get your head out of your ass, man. >> Jay just told you to get your head out of your ass, Bubba. security. >> Wait, can he not hear me? >> Uhuh. He can't hear you. >> Oh, that makes it more fun.

Now he can talk all the time. >> Yeah. Yeah, exactly. You talk all you want. Like you can talk behind his back right in front of him. >> And that was a cool old 50s car that we just passed. >> Uh-huh. >> Let's go rob it. >> Wasn't bulletproof means you can smash them easy enough. But >> they've got, you know, that's the other thing. There's so many different cars, man, that you can Right. >> That's an okay score. >> Yeah.

Shame we can't go in. >> This Audi is nice. >> Yeah, that's the uh >> that's the A8 there. That's Michael's car. >> Of course, in game it's an obey. And instead of four rings, it has four titties. >> As the logo, >> what would Lester's car be? >> Lester. >> Lester would have, you know what Lester would have? He'd have one of those old No, he would have >> with >> like a Dodge like Yeah. No, like an old Dodge station wagon with the wood on it, you know, and the seat that faces backwards in the very back. >> Totally. >> Yeah, that would be Lester.

But it would be it would have like a supercomput in it. >> Yeah, of course. >> It'd be like the Batmobile only >> a station wagon. And you guys, it was made to look like all retro, but it's actually hyper modern >> and it would be rusted. >> Nice to see the methods haven't changed. >> Figure out what we're doing somehow. >> All right, so we're going to plan the score now. >> Oh my gosh. I feel like that was so much of my time there >> was like putting things on on >> bulletin boards. on bulletin boards with push pins.

[ __ ] >> Mining that was like such a big part of it. I did that so much. >> And it had to be so precise. >> Yeah, totally. >> You know, I don't remember. Did these have markers on them or anything? >> No, I think that it was kind of like you got to hit like the middle higher low, the left higher low, right? You know, like it was just kind of >> a quadrant thing. >> You know, they kind of cut out right as I sort of go towards it.

So like the gas as long as it's in the right direction, but it still needs to be the cover. So, no one will look twice when you're wearing gas. >> And of course, this was all cut scene right here. You go in dumb and you'll need your >> So, this is just like a real acting job actually in the room doing this recording our voices at the same time, not it's awkward. It's real awkward. But this is the gun favored by LSPD completely.

A hacker can disable the cameras. The length of time depends on their ability. >> They think it's all just the alarm will be operating on the window. Well, they're starting to figure it out. Strategy is more or less the same for both options. The train of course you come out of the store and make your way through the new subway tunnel because if you think about it, we worked on this truck >> for over 3 years. >> My guy Franklin to get away. >> All right. >> I know how long I was in the booth.

I was in the booth 104 hours. So, how do you want to do this? Do >> so. So, I had 104 hours of voice work and the rest of it was all cut scene. >> Wow. >> So, yeah, we're going in. We're going in loud and dumb. We don't go in smart. >> Ah, still a hot head. >> We're going to go in loud and dumb. >> Change that in mind. >> Loud and dumb, baby. >> The bigger the cut. >> Bigger the cut. >> The driver, they'll source the bikes, lead you out through the tunnels. >> It's funny.

My lesser voice has definitely evolved a little bit over the years. Like when I do my cameos now. >> Uhhuh. >> There's a little more rasp in it. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. >> Well, you know, he's aged. He's He's, you know, 12, 13 years older. >> He's getting older. >> Yeah. >> It's funny. When we when when we first started the mission, I was like, "Oh my god." Like, I felt like I could hear a little bit more. Like I sound younger than I do now. >> This guy Ricky, I met him at the >> Yeah, but you could turn that voice on anytime you want.

I mean, we've been at comic cons where you've gone like full Lester. >> Oh, yeah. I could do it all day, every day. [clears throat] >> Should I do the Life Invader guy? >> Uh, yeah. Do the Life Invader guy. Give Ricky a job here. >> So, here we go, man. >> Lester. >> Loud and dumb, baby. >> Lester from the bulletin board maneuvers. >> I I think Lester would have Oh, that's the mission. Casing the jewelry store. I think Lester would have chosen smart. >> Lester always chose smart, right?

That's because that's history because if you do smart >> Yeah. If you do smart, you're gonna what? You're gonna dump the gas and put them to sleep. >> Loud and dumb. You come in guns blazing. >> But from a pure video gaming point of view, >> I get loud and dumb as a choice. >> I'm getting a crew together. Do >> you know probably most people do the sport? Get out of here. >> Yeah. >> Is that something you've talked to people about?

Man, that's not I said that, you know, I always say I did every episode I did, >> I always did the first time I played, >> I did loud and dumb. >> So >> because I knew that I would have more >> more action, you know what I mean? If I did Loud and Dumb, >> I'd have a lot more a lot more action. >> We're doing the Stranger and Freak, >> I guess. >> Well, with you and me, Ned, that sounds about right. >> I think this is >> I might have to do this.

Yeah, I gotta do this on my own. Oh, this is the uh Oh, boy. >> Oh, yeah. What do you do out here? I remember playing this bit. >> This This right here, Jay. >> Yeah. >> This guy should have been you. [laughter] >> Excuse me. >> Yeah, >> he should have been >> ahead of its time, you know. Isn't that funny? >> When we when we shot this, it wasn't hardly legal anywhere. Now it's legal half everywhere. They bring >> I saw the ballots.

It's a lie. >> It's democracy at work. >> Love or dad. >> Democracy can suck my fatty. >> Democracy only works when it lets intelligent people do >> this. This thing was crazy right here, man. Because it's it's uh >> it it's Michael's nightmare, >> right? >> Do you remember when you played this? Do you remember what happens with the aliens? >> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I didn't until you said that. Yeah. >> And when Stephen does it, >> everybody has their own thing, right? >> Right. >> So, I get aliens make me crazy, >> you know.

All right. Come on. Let me let me let me let me try that thing. All right. >> And you know, and then uh yeah, it's a pure mellow high, right? It makes you see things like Stephen was clowns because that's what he was afraid of, right? Uh so, uh Trevor Trevor's got clowns. Remember the clown bus coming out and the guy's shooting him? [groaning] >> [ __ ] so good. >> It It was crazy because I had to play this stuff >> like I was stoned in a Jesus belt.

Even though I never have been. [laughter] >> Never ever once. >> No. Uh-uh. >> Really, man? >> No. No. I don't do that [ __ ] Never have. So, it's like I'm going, "Okay, I'll just, you know, you know, ch channel my inner Woody Harelson." >> I mean, it worked. Look what's happening, you know. >> Yeah. [screaming] >> I get you as a Woody Harrelson type. You could have been the third brother in a new show with him and MC. >> Oh, man. smell thing. >> Get out of my head. >> I'm such a lightweight. >> [ __ ] lightweight. >> Why would he Why would you scream that about being a crazy lightweight when you're like undoing aliens with a [ __ ] mini? >> Well, because uh you know, I couldn't handle this this smoke. >> [laughter] >> It burns.

Did you say [ __ ] burns? >> This [ __ ] burns. >> That's so funny. >> The [ __ ] master. >> If if Lester had done this, it would have been like, >> what would it have been? If Lester had this, what would what would be Lester's great fear? It'd be like, >> what would he be afraid of? >> You know, the little um like monkeys with the symbols like the little robot monkeys like the toy like you know those things. >> It would have been those but they're robots.

Robot. >> They're not monkeys. They're robots. like tiny little box of it like with symbols >> dancing around and like taking over >> or or a bunch of Wall Street guys >> and then Yeah, except they'd be like melted because Lester >> despised out there. >> Yeah. >> Feels so good. >> Dang, Bub, you went right through those guys. That took me forever to go through that. I I got killed a bunch of times for that. >> By the aliens, they got you. >> Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, they got me big time. >> I take it I can count on your support. >> The [ __ ] just happened? >> What are you talking about? [laughter] >> We discussed globalization the state. >> Stay the [ __ ] away from me. >> But it's a good cause. >> That's amazing. >> Grassroots >> mission passed. Wow. The feeling of accomplishment. Yeah. >> Is just I mean I'm beside myself. >> Well, when we when we did this, I remember being in the booth and you know doing all these lines in the booth cuz you know when you're playing the game it's all voice over, >> right? >> You know, so uh I remember being in the booth and Rod telling me, "All right, get get a little more stoned.

A little more stoned. Okay, now you're really just you know you [laughter] know >> that's so funny." And I was just like I came out of the booth, I was like I was talking like this. >> I had no voice left at all. >> Oh, I'm on the LSPD secure communication channel. They've got a tactical team going toward Palamino A. Intercept it. Steal the truck and bring it back to my >> Steal the truck. Okay. Oh, cuz the truck has all the weapons. >> Steal the truck, bro.

And it's on the move. So, we got to get into We got to get into a car and get these guys. >> What's the right car for >> one that one that is faster than running [laughter] >> because they're driving? >> Whichever first gets Yeah, we get one down there. >> Well, there's a parking lot. >> Find a fast car. It's probably got to be fast. I would think it's got to be fast. And yeah, >> Mcca's got a fast car. >> Why wasn't that song highlighted GTA 5? >> That's actually a great song. >> It's a [ __ ] beautiful song. >> I actually I actually don't mind. >> You know that Chris is Chris Staple.

Stapleton covered it. >> The country version. Who was it? >> No, no, it was somebody else. >> I forget. >> Oh, you heard that. >> [ __ ] >> that guy. Luke Luke Luke Combmes. >> Hang up on her. >> Amanda's calling. >> Ding ding. >> I can't. >> Oh my god. >> I'm busy. >> Tell her you're busy. >> You just keep going. help Amanda always does this. [laughter] >> I DON'T REMEMBER THAT LINE. >> Screw you. [laughter] >> If I help you out, you're never going to learn. >> You truck.

Get that [ __ ] truck. Get the weapons. >> OH, WE JUST OH. OH, DAMN. You had a car accident. >> Yeah, shoot those dudes. There's a bunch of them. Got to come out. Oh >> Jesus. >> Got to get him quick. HE GOT HIM. >> WOW. >> I THINK HE GOT HIM. I think he got him. >> I didn't think you were going TO SURVIVE THAT. OH, THERE WAS ONE. >> OH [ __ ] OH [ __ ] OH [laughter] [ __ ] OH [ __ ] OH [ __ ] >> OH MAN. >> YOU GOT >> DAMN IT.

Kill these guys. Let's go. Hide behind your car now. Don't Don't approach these guys. Just stay back and shoot them all. >> Shut up. >> Oh my god. You shot that guy as you like got nailed by head shot. Bam. Jesus. >> I think there's more. >> Okay, there you go. >> Oh, no. They're all out. >> That's your truck full of weapons. >> There we go. Oh, now you got to lose the cops. There's more coming. >> Is that That's probably when you call Old Lester, right?

When >> Yeah, you would think so. Well, online I do. online. I call Lester and and you know it cost me like 500 bucks to lose the cops. But here I got to actually lose them. >> Well, listen. Nobody rides [screaming] for free, bro. Ask ask grass or cash. >> How come we didn't have that option in game in the story mode, man? To to, you know, >> that's a fair point. >> Why was that never part of the equation, I wonder? See, I always hated riding with the with the lights on.

So, I'd always like push the button and it turn them off. >> But, >> Right. >> Oh, yeah. Like that. I always thought maybe that helps me not be noticed. >> Yeah, at least not as much. >> See, Bub's doing this. He's avoiding like if you look at the map down there, he's avoiding like turn away from where the cops are. So, you don't you turn >> Uhoh. Hello. >> Ah. If you turn red like that, all the cops can see you. [screaming] >> Yeah, boys. >> Now that's how you get on the highway.

Hold on. I got to let my wife in. >> They don't come by and spot us here. >> Oh, this is a good hiding spot. I think you've done >> maybe [screaming] unless this guy coming right here spots. >> I believe. No, I believe. [screaming] Why don't you get out and draw your >> If you look at the light, if you look at the map down here, you can see like the blue like the arc of the thing. >> Uhhuh. >> That's their sight line. >> If you're not in that, you don't get seen.

If you get in it, your screen turns red and you got to escape again. >> Got it. >> I think you're good. Uhoh. >> Go to the garment factory. [screaming] >> Nice. Nice. Now it's Lester time. >> Lester o'lock at this point. Are you even following your map, Brava, or does he just know where to go? >> Yeah, you know, you get to know the game enough, play it enough times, you don't need the map. But we got the we got the GPS working down here.

What percentage of people do you think just know the map well? >> You know, a lot of them. A lot of them. A lot of these guys know their know the map like the back of their hand, man. It's like crazy. >> It's impressive. >> I kind of know the map because, you know, playing online. All right. What's Lester got to say here? >> Oh, I've got something. >> All right, Lester. I got us the tag team rifles. >> All right, then.

This is ready to go. Come inside and meet the crew. >> Excellent. There's a cat. >> You know, Listister's always going to put together a good crew. >> Yeah. For you. >> Yeah. Without question. >> You need a crew. I know. >> Say thanks for being a part of our little operation. We're all professionals. We all know the score. >> I remember doing this. >> Yeah. >> We're going to move quick and we're going to keep cool. Anybody gets pinched, this meeting never took place.

We don't know each other. Is that clear? >> No. Well, we've um looked very very carefully at the plans. We considered something more complicated, but given the location, the weakness of staffing, and the exit points, we believe that a more simple plan will work best. We're going to hack in, disable security, and walts right in through the front door. Security guard should be to our left. We neutralize him. 15 seconds later, you come in.

I want extreme pressure applied to the staff. The customers are to be calmly subdued. I want one guy on crowd control while you and I empty out the merchandise from the cabinets. We're in and out in 90 seconds, guys. Franklin will handle your getaway. I'm leaving on foot. >> I'm leaving on foot. >> Good luck, everyone. Let's go. >> Why balls? That's >> Waiting on you, kid. >> So, we're going to we're going to wrap it up right there.

Jay, thanks for coming on board, man. It was fun. >> It's been an honor, sir. >> An honor. An honor. You're so full of [ __ ] [laughter] >> And And full of tequila, I might add. >> Just a touch. Just a touch. >> And with what? A little bit of that soda stuff. What is that bucket of soda? What is it called? >> Spin drift. I love it. [snorts] >> Spin drift. >> Yeah. If they're listening, I'm ready for my uh you know, commercial uh efforts. >> Oh, okay.

So, you're a big spin drift guy instead of uh what? Lacroy or whatever. >> Oh, yeah. All the way. >> [ __ ] those guys. Lacroy. Pansies. [ __ ] All of them. >> Whoa. Whoa. I didn't say that. >> SPINRIP. SPIN IS THE ONE that you want. Spin. Oh boy. >> Did you say sphincter? >> I don't know what it was. Whatever it's called. Sphincter. Spinthrift. I don't know. Whatever it's called. Never heard of it. >> Sphincter by Ned Luke. >> It's pretty good.

Pretty good. a pretty good chance I won't be their spokesperson, but you might be. >> Maybe. Listen, I'm open to it. >> You're for real. All right, so we're going to get out of here. Uh Jay, thanks for coming on, buddy. We'll have you on again. Uh no doubt if you're up for it. >> Of course. You know I'm here. >> All right. All right. Thanks a lot for watching. That is episode four. Uh I don't know who's going to be in episode five.

I guess you'll find out when we post it. All right. Thanks for watching.