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All right, Jenny, are you ready? To my iron teammates, irons, do not engage with him. No matter what, y'all. I don't care how good you think you are. We are iron. We are literally sub garbage. Okay, do not fight him. Hit the minions. Get the turret. All right, can y'all hear? SO, THE FINAL BET is if you win, you get 200 subs. If I win, I get 100 subs. Best of three. If we lose the first game, we get Muda second
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All right, Jenny, are you ready? To my iron teammates, irons, do not engage with him. No matter what, y'all. I don't care how good you think you are. We are iron. We are literally sub garbage. Okay, do not fight him. Hit the minions. Get the turret. All right, can y'all hear? SO, THE FINAL BET is if you win, you get 200 subs. If I win, I get 100 subs. Best of three. If we lose the first game, we get Muda second game.
And you can go ye. >> Okay, deal. I'm ready for it. So, it's me against five irons. Bro, this is legit going to be crazy. Me versus five irons. One challenger. And I am officially challenger, by the way. We just made above cutoff with last win. One challenger versus five irons and bronzes. AND I HAVE [screaming] NO ADVANTAGE. WILL I BE ABLE to win? HOLY [ __ ] NO. I'M READY FOR THIS. I'M actually excited. All right. The hacker is locked, baby.
Best hacker mode versus five [ __ ] irons. I'm ready for this [ __ ] This is going to be [ __ ] cinema. You guys are in for a crazy [ __ ] series here. >> Yo, is this the irons? >> What's up, Jinxy? What is up? >> Okay, first off, guys, nice to meet you, bro. All right, so basically what is going to happen is this, bro. We are iron, and I'm going to include myself in iron because I would probably be right there with y'all if I didn't have a challenger coach, bro.
All right, so I'm not above y'all. I'm just as bad. I might even be worse than y'all cuz y'all probably got to level 30 and I didn't. I'm probably the worst one here. But I understand gaming a little bit. Here's what needs to happen. If Dantz fights you, it's because he's going to win the engagement. Dantes has crazy mechanics. We're not going to be able to kill him. All we have to do is shove our waves and do not fight him.
If we fight him, he'll get fed and THEN WE'RE ALL DEAD. SHOVE THE WAVES. He cannot defend mid lane, top lane, and bot lane. DOES ANYBODY AGREE? OH MY GOD. [screaming] OKAY, THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD GAME. THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD GAME. I'M READY FOR IT, BRO. THIS IS A GOOD GAME. THEY DON'T HAVE ANY PUSHING POWER. NOW, I am a little bit worried if they actually decide to invade me here, but I'm going to assume that they won't.
I'm going to assume THAT THEY WON'T. LET'S get it done now. This should be a [ __ ] crazy one. They have no pushing power though. We got this [ __ ] I need to get a mortal reminder. 1 million%. Meal reminder. Second item. Show mortal here. So, silence their top laner. Okay. And I'm guessing it's Lux Rockabot. That's fine. Out of curiosity, do their turrets have the same hub as mine? They do. That's going to make it a little bit hard.
So, the good news is that it looks like Hi isn't smart enough to actually push the waves. We're good now. Okay. So, now we have to do is we're definitely going to have to look for botsside clear. And then after botside clear, maybe gang bot. Now, Jinx is always late to crab. So, theoretically, maybe I even look for the double crab here. Double crab into reset invade on Gromp. But the problem with that play is that it relies so much on me only playing jungle.
My best angle would probably be actually just killing their bot lane ASAP. That's why I'm doing blue before Grompure. I wonder if I'm able to kill them though. It's going to be level four to level. If they're level two, we can do it. Yeah, they're going to hit level three after these three uh minions here. It's going to be hard. But you know what? Maybe we can actually get done here. Okay, so they just hit level three.
Okay. Okay, that's fine. Double flash is on me. Take it. So, the problem is that Jinxy can rotate to this, but if he's not here yet, I'm going to assume that he's not going to be here in time. I might have to concede. Is he really getting a fiveman move for this? Now that's crazy. Okay, so he just used his W. I'm consing this crab. I don't care. We're going to have to look on the bot kill soon. Top kill looks hard. I'm going to max out my Omni Vampure.
You know what? We have to go for this. [ __ ] my F clear. If I full clear again, we're losing this. They have no flashes. We know for sure that Stro has flashes on. We don't know about Lux. Man, so aids. The problem is that she's actually holding her queue. Most Lexus would just waste it, but she's not. I'll shove out one more wave bot and then I'll look for maybe uh Wolves. Wolves into like three camp upwards. Oh, she's playing way too far up. >> [laughter] >> Two health.
[ __ ] [screaming] I needed that kill, too. It's horrible. Realistically, he should invade me. Sure. If he does, I'd be proud of him, though. I don't think he will. Nice. Honestly, crossing over and getting midwave. No, it's not worth it. If it would have been a cannon wave, maybe though cannon wave, it would have been maybe. But like this, it's fine. It's just that I can one v one jinx in his camps. If he was so, I would invade him.
War I can. He would win versus me. Actually, wait. Level six advantage here. Enemy gets drag. Oh, that's fine for me. S's going lethality. He might be killable then. He's going to have ghost though. Mid should shove. We're going to look mid then. He's never pushing up. Ball crab should be gone. Yeah. I need to get this kill. Like I I actually need this. [sighs] I'm gonna be real with you guys. This is rough. This is rough.
Like just calling it how it is. No. No. No. No. just calling it how it is, right? The reason why this is a lot harder than like a standard iron game was because in a standard Iron game, they would be getting low, you know what I mean? And all that, but in this one, they're not because like there's they're not fighting with anyone. So, it's like all these like gank opportunities that can normally lead to like free kills cuz they overextend, they're missing.
Wait, no flash. We have to look for reang soon. It's rough. Okay, if he plays on this wave, maybe I could look for reank. Okay, please. Nice. Oh my god, finally. Okay, we got one. That's what we needed. We need to clear our bots and look on Bra then mortal miner second in this hunger sounds amazing this game by the way after show I should be able to kill this. Oh yes. Double flashes. That's huge. Yeah, y'all should bait out his abilities. >> What happened, Dantess?
What happened? >> Good job, guys. >> Over, dude. >> Oh, yeah. >> He dodged my R. My god, he dodged my [ __ ] R. >> Okay, that's fine. No flashes. No flashes. I think out of base here, what I do is I just play uh top slide unless 40 seconds on alt. You know, this is going to sound crazy to say, but it's true. The second the enemy actually destroys our uh outer turrets, my game becomes a lot easier to play because once we're on the inner turrets, it'll be easy for me to like run between lanes and then just win.
I think killing sound is probably the hardest one for me to go for. So now what we can do is we can just look on the raptors. After raptors, we look towards mid. This could be insane. Okay, he should be like walking up here. Dude, are you [ __ ] kidding me? What are the chance that Jiddy's on uh J's on dragon right now? I would say like 90%. What are the chances that I can 1v3 them without me even having a completed item on dragon?
Super low. This is like a crazy limit test to go for. No, it doesn't work cuz it shows that if I go in on this right now, I'm probably just going to end up losing. I can lowkey out play once I have my uh is that my item my Yeah. [ __ ] I didn't smite. Are they going to come for me here? It's another one. I look to you to put a put a stop to the silence push. Okay, shin completed. This going to be a huge final. Uh, I think we have enough for our executioners, too.
This is good. This is really good, by the way. This is really good. I I like this state of the game right now. I like the state of the game right now. Um, maybe before I get Mortal Mind, I actually get on this hunger. Oh, yeah. That sounds way better. Well, Loki could be smart. He would be invading Jinx on his slop slide. I assume that he should be there soon. Unless I want to kill Sion. He's on fighting me. So 50 seconds on our alt here.
Wondering if it would be worth it to get axi mark. I mean, listen, Jinx's bot side has to be up. There's no way it's not. Saka awarding. Okay, I just really hope they start grouping soon. If they start grouping as five soon, I can actually win this game super easily. Let's get some turret damage. I need to have some presence for now. I only have the damage to one tap the Soraka. >> [sighs] >> Man, I thought the game would be over by 15.
I have two kills. It's going to come down to mechanics and team fighting. But listen, I would rather have it any other way. I would love to just like al on him and go for a fight. Yeah, whatever. I got to make something happen. Yeah, that's kind of like the issue is that you go for a play on one side of the map and then you leave the other side just completely vulnerable. >> [laughter] >> WOO! [screaming] YES. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
[screaming] OKAY, WE HAVE A [ __ ] CHANCE. OH MY GOD. He's going drag. We collapse on this. All five of us. Drag. All five. All five. All five. All five. All five. This is our drag. This is our drag. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Fight him. Fight him. Fight him. Come on. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Nice. Nice. Good job, guys. That's three dragons. One more. Who's here? Yeah, I'm spawning here mid. >> All right, here we go.
I'm spawning here. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. >> [ __ ] YEAH, that's the thing. It's like if I get hit by one CC ability, I'm dead instantly. One CC ability. Like I can dodge the the Scion, but the second I get hit by anything, I'm [ __ ] That was a really important uh kill, by the way. Now, that was really bad. That was really bad. If we can get our mortal, then we should be able to win. Maybe I can force in their jungle.
But is Blue up? I mean, this a complete [ __ ] shot in the dark. >> Oh god. [laughter] >> Oh, he's on me. >> Come to me. Come to me. >> I'm like, >> he's done. He's done. Five baron. Five baron. Five bar. Baron baron bar. >> Okay, it's fine. We got mortal now. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. That was a bit of an end. It's okay, though. GG. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Let me think. Let me think. Let me think.
Let me think. Oh, dude. That demolish is just [ __ ] nuking my [ __ ] though. It's just good that he's not building tank. If he was building tank, this game would be way more difficult. So, if Jinxy killed me earlier on his top side and he was clearing down, that means he's got to be going to his wolves, right? So, if he goes to his wolves right now and I run there out of base, his alt should still be down. This is the fight I have to force here.
So fight off the force. Oh my god, that silence. [sighs] Trying to think like what would be the item I get that one v9s me this game. Honestly, I want to say merksim, but it's like if I go Merkxim. Really? Merksim? Yeah, I guess I guess Merksim is the best angle. I need a way to get rid of that suppress. That suppress is the worst thing for me. So, we got Merkxim and then after, let me think. So after QSS, I think the only real option is probably cycllo sword low key.
I need to defend top right now. Like I actually have to. But if I defend top, I give dragon. Honestly, I think giving so would be the worst thing we do. Sure. >> Four man the bush and just literally jump him if he comes here. Lux, get ready to come out with us. >> We got to play off your stunts. We have to play off your stunts. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Once I eat him the second time, I'm instantly aing I'm instantly aing him.
He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. >> Maybe I could bait them into 5v1ing me on this. >> Nice, guys. Really nice. >> Dude, this is way harder than I thought it would be. Do they just end the game here now? Oh no. >> [sighs] >> I'm going to be completely honest. I genuinely think that it's impossible to win 1v5. >> Thank you, bro. Hey, thank you. >> Like, listen. Listen. >> Wasn't I right? And I'm the noob, bro. I'm the noob.
I told you. >> You know, you want to know why I say that? You want to know why I say that? Honestly, >> let me be clear. Faker would do it. Faker would one v five. >> No, he wouldn't. I don't think he would. No, he wouldn't. And I'll tell you why. >> Your fights were bad. Like Faker's just going to be more aware than you, bro. >> Yeah, but Jinx, you you understand that I'm in a position where if I don't force fights, you guys just win the game because you break my turrets, right?
So, I need to force fights that are like crazy [ __ ] fights or else I just lose. >> Yeah, but you know what I mean? >> It's almost like I said this to you, bro. I SAID IT. >> YEAH, BUT OKAY. You want to know why I You want to know what was the awakening for me? It's cuz when you're playing iron, your team is always fighting the enemy, right? So, a lot of the times they're going to be low. You get kills and then you just drop 40 kills.
But when it's five iron players that are just like AFK, then the problem is that they're never low HP. So anytime you try doing anything, you just lose. You know what I mean? 2v5 with Hums. Well, I think y'all would win that. That That would be a win for them. I Cuz then Hums and them can do plays. And that's interesting. What if you get [ __ ] Muda? That's interesting cuz then it's like you don't have Hums. You have a [ __ ] idiot.
But it's still a [laughter] >> cinema. Wait, that could actually be crazy. If you have Hums, I would bet any amount you guys win. But Muda, I actually don't know who wins cuz then Muda can shove waves. Muda can CS. We don't just get a ungodly amount of objectives. >> Muda could go either way. >> No, I I actually agree with you. So, wait, do you want to try that then? Me and Muda versus Bro, there's no way they have to win this [ __ ] with guys.
Who do you think wins? Me and Muda or the five irons? [laughter] The cheating one #muda has arrived. [laughter] Are there any champions that I'm not allowed playing this game? Tell me now. >> I think you're good to go, bro. I like I think honestly Muda's CS is going to help a lot. But I do believe Muda will make this closer. I still think we win, but it's closer. Hums, you would win for sure. Okay. So, wait then my question is Jinxy.
Am I allowed to play Master Ye? >> Yes. >> Yo, Muda >> runs made on you then Chun the Builder. >> Oh my [laughter] god, bro. Like, I don't know, man. >> Muda, what is your response to Dantes's uncovering, bro? What is your response, >> dude? If you guys, Bro, Jinxy, I downloaded the game on stream. How the [ __ ] do I even download cheats for a game I downloaded on stream two minutes ago before you invited me? How does that even make sense? >> I mean, like, bro, we don't know about if you have multiple PCs.
We don't know what type of [ __ ] you're on, bro. Listen, [laughter] buddy. You're like, >> you're like Morgan in dope, >> dude. I'm not a serial cheater. Like, when I was 15, [laughter] bro. >> But like, chill, >> Jinxy. You know what the rumor is? So, you know how that one time you did fan mail opening, somebody sent you like a USB and then afterwards Hibby was saying that it was like downloading like a track on your PC? >> Yes. >> Okay.
So, what if Muda has this like black box and every time he brings it out and he plugs into his PC, it gives him hacks on every game he plays. Like, he's like an anime villain. >> Like, bro, what does that even mean? Like, what? It's like impossible, >> bro. Zamura, you weren't cheating in Mecca Chameleon, >> dude. I down No, bro. No, I downloaded the game, bro. LIKE, NO. >> NO, I'M NOT COMING CLEAN. I DIDN'T CHEAT ON CHAMELEON.
I DOWNLOADED THE GAME TWO MINUTES AGO AND THEN GOT IN THE GAME WITH YOU ON STREAM. EVERYTHING WAS on stream. >> All right, I'm going to need you to I'm going to need you to unfluster yourself, bro. Listen, I like your Normally when people are this emotional, it's because they're fibbing. Yeah. Like Jinxy, can I just call it how it is? Somebody that's innocent would be this defensive. DO YOU AGREE? >> REAL REAL. >> WHAT?
[screaming] >> SO, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? >> Just admit to it, >> bro. All right, bro. Like, what the [ __ ] bro? I Everything was recorded [laughter] since the second I downloaded the game. It's literally impossible. I don't even think there's cheats in that game. It It came only like two days ago. >> Listen. Listen. I'll just say it for both of us. Bala, I think he's innocent. All right. [laughter] What the hell you like? >> Now into this.
Okay, chat. All right. I don't think Muda was cheating in Ma Chameleon, bro. All right. [laughter] Now into this. Muda, are you confident, bro? Are you and Dantes confident? Like, how do you feel? >> Yes, bro. Yes. >> Did you watch the last game? Did you watch it? >> Yeah. Yeah. Dantes, what the [ __ ] happened there, bro? Do you need the chosen one to come and save you, bro? What? What was that? >> All right, bro. Let's take it down a notch.
She just needs you to hit the minions. Your silver form. >> Yo. Yo. Yo, Muda. Muda, you're the CH1, but after the CH, it ain't Ozen that follows it, if you know what I mean. >> Muda, [laughter] just hit the minions, bro. Just hit the minions. All right, >> I'll hit the minions. >> I'm about to join, bro. I'm about to join. All right. >> All right. You ready? >> Yeah. Give me like a couple of minutes to strategize with my team, though.
I want to >> strategize. Me, too. Me too. Meize, too, please. >> All right. We'll see. JD Muda, listen. Listen. This is what we're going to have to do. Are you listening? What I'm thinking you do is you have two options. Option one is you could play mid lane, right? Which could be good. The reason why I want you on ADC though is two reasons. ADC, you can 1v2 double kill and on top of it, you also get a better quest for us because with the ADC quest, you can get an extra item for more 1v9 late game. >> When I'm on bot, it's going to be new to me, you know? >> Yeah. >> So that's why I won't be as confident.
But if you want me to take over for the team, I mean, you are the challenger, bro. I can. >> Okay. So, listen. This we'll do. We'll put you on mid lane. I think putting you on mid lane is the smartest thing. We'll keep you comfortable. Now, how it's going to work, listen, is we're going to have to like separate the map in two, right? So, after the the the early game, whatever happens, and then we saw Gangai post 15 minutes, we're going to have to make it so that you take over, let's say, botside, I take over top side, and then with this, we should be able to get it done.
Okay. Y P calling, bro. Listen, bro. I know you like listening to that [ __ ] Kamehame. I need you to to give me calms this game, bro. I need I need calms this game. We need calms. We need calms. We need >> I got you. I got you. Oh, okay. This is actually a perfect game, bro. Listen, for me, I one v9 this [ __ ] unironically. >> Yes. Yes. Like, reverses are comp. If I go full crit, they lose the game instantly. >> Oh my god.
Yo yo. Yo. Yo, we got to lock it. We got to lock it in. We got to lock it. >> Okay, so listen. Have you played this Zerath match up before? Yes or no? >> Of course. I'm gonna literally Zerath and his Zerath is the guy that like throws like the the the little snakes that run after you. >> What? >> No, that's yours, >> bro. Zerath is the mage guy, bro. He throws out like lightning bolts and [ __ ] >> Yes. Oh, THAT'S MAHAR.
OKAY. >> OH, YEAH. M. M. >> I don't know who Zarath is, but I I think I already burst against them. >> Listen, dude. I'm literally [ __ ] silver. I'm a faker. >> Listen, listen. I'm not kidding. I genuinely from the bottom of my heart think that Zeroth is probably one of the easiest Y matchups in the game. I'm not even trolling >> that. Okay. Does he have a CC? Yes or no? >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Only one though. And it's and the length of it depends on how far it travels.
If you're right on top of him, then you're fine. >> I'm resetting my client. Dantes, how yo, how confident are you? Did you talk to your teammate? >> Uh yeah. Let's just say Jinxy, you're about to get blasted because dosing isn't the only thing Muda has in his arsenal this game. >> Yo yo, chill. [laughter] >> No, I I think we're generally going to win. Like, not even trolling. All right, >> THE GAME. >> ARE YOU READY? >> YO, Debo or D shield against Zra mid. >> Bro, you're you're playing against AN IRON.
GO [screaming] FULL AGGRO. >> Let's go, bro. Let's go. Let's go. LET'S GO. SCALE OF ONE. SCALE OF 1 to 10, how confident are you that we're going to win? >> 10. One of 10. >> Okay. >> Are you putting on music? I'll bring on no time for caution. >> The [ __ ] is that [ __ ] >> Interstellar. >> Low, I'm not kidding. Just let me get my foca. This we're going to do here. I want you to ward on these raptors. Okay. >> Uh, okay.
You want to go right now? >> Yep. I think what I might do is I might try cheesing Jinxy level one. H. >> No. No. I'm not going to do that. >> I don't know if I can. Is the rest already on me? >> So listen, I'm top to bot full clearing. Afterwards, I look towards mid. Okay. >> So listen, the way that it works, it's very simple, bro. All we have to do is literally just farm. We scale up and then we just auto win. All right. >> Okay, >> dude.
Where the [ __ ] is their Garen? Wait, where the [ __ ] is Yo, why was there Garen like 3 minutes late to lane? Bro, Muda, are you freezing your wave? >> No, no, no, no. Actually, technically slowly. Yeah, I I'm just bringing it more on my side cuz I can't all in him if he's under tower. >> So, normally the thing about Yon is that you don't want to all in instantly. What you do is you just like pressure with your like third Q up and then afterwards you just like go in on him.
So, how it would work, okay, you're getting by the way. So, how it work is that normally you're going to sit there and you're going to like just get your your Q up. Q E QN W maybe auto a bit more if you can and then afterwards you back off you know >> is already on me. There's two people here already. >> Okay, that's fine. I'm playing Gromp and then after I'm going to look ball crab. >> Yeah, you're good. You're good. >> We're playing double crab this game.
All right. All right. I'm looking double crab soon. Nice. Okay, so I got double crab. We're good now. Oh, perfect. >> Yeah, Warick's down here. Yeah, I see him. >> Yeah. Yeah, me too. Okay, I'm going to ward this and afterwards I'm going to reset. Okay, so yeah, this game I'm definitely going full crit 100%. Okay, so I'm refill clearing and then afterwards we're looking on dragon. Okay. >> Okay, got it, >> bro. Wait, why are you staying in lane without HP?
Is Zerroth even like lower than you? >> No, no, no. I was farming CS. I'm I'm I'm backing right now. >> Okay. Yeah, cuz don't forget like in a game like this, if you don't like stomp your lane, we're probably going to lose. You know what I mean? >> Got it. Yeah, he wasn't even giving me kills to be honest. >> Yeah, well, I mean, listen, you don't have to get kills at the end of the day. As long as you're body, it should be fine enough.
But like, you cannot start dying. If you start dying, then it's going to be really [ __ ] up. >> No, no, we won't lose, bro. I'm not going to die to a [ __ ] Z mid iron. So, bot is scaling pretty hard right now. >> It doesn't matter. Like listen, you have to realize the thing about this game is that anybody that squishy on the enemy team just instantly dies because I'm just going to outplay them, right? The only threats are that I get perma chain CC.
But even that's not a problem because after I finish my Gwenus, I get uh QSS. So like this this game should be unlable. Like genuinely unlable as long as you don't end. I'll say that's all we have to do. >> Don't worry about it. Don't worry about that. >> Okay. So now now how long are you until six? cuz we're going to have to look for the dragon. >> Um, how do I even see that? >> Next to your character portrait on the bottom of your screen on the right on the right of it, there's like a little purple bar. >> Close.
Close. 85% almost. >> Okay. Try to like >> like >> Yeah. Uh, rotate. >> One more minion. One more. >> Okay. Get one more minion, then rotate. One more minion, then rotate. >> Z's making his way down here on my ping. >> I know, but dude, look. >> All right, I have R. >> Come. Come now. Come now. Come now. >> Come here. Come here. Come. Come here, [laughter] >> bro. Come. No. No. Alt here. Alt here. Alt here. Alt here now on Jinxy. >> Just run back.
Run back. >> I died instantly. LEVEL SIX. [screaming] >> THERE WE GO. SEE, just like that. That's all we have to do. >> Okay. Chase this guy. camp. >> Okay, that was good. See, like as long as you can lead with an al like that for me, that's all I need. I'm going to win. >> Easy, bro. Easy, easy, easy, easy. And bro, wait till I'm more fed, bro. Until I'm more fed. >> Yep. >> Let's go, Dantess. >> We got this. >> [ __ ] win this [ __ ] bro. >> Let me see if I could actually if I could play on the Lux here.
It's actually so [ __ ] up, bro. Is this surfing really rushing anti-heal? BRO, WHAT THE [ __ ] IS THAT? >> YOU GOOD? Are you good? Are you good? >> Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm just like tilted. >> Should I ever go top lane or no? >> You could if you won, but I I would say like not yet. I'm [snorts] >> All right. Enemy bot has no flash. No flash, no subs, nothing. >> Okay, cool, cool, cool. >> I'm going to start scaling hard on mid.
All right. >> Okay, this is what you're going to do. Okay, I want you to shove in this wave and then you're going to solo invade on his red here. >> Okay, I got it. like now >> go in >> ward ward on top of the red. You don't necessarily have to go in cuz he could kill you. Sher, but >> I see him. >> Yeah. Okay. No, this what we're going to do then. I'm going to take the blue and then we're invading that red. Okay. >> Okay. >> Come here in this bush.
In this bush. >> You want to him? >> Yep. >> Run towards tower. You should tower. I got away. Oh no, he [ __ ] >> I had to leave. I had to leave. I was low. >> That's fine. >> [ __ ] [screaming] Oh my god, that was almost good. Okay, >> NICE LUX. GOOD [ __ ] BABY. GOOD [ __ ] [ __ ] LUX. >> HUGE. Now out of base, what he's going to do, he's going to go red into krugs. After his kugs, he's going to reset. Look on his top side.
So what we're going to do is I'm going to clear my top side. We invade him on his top side, he dies. Okay, >> we need to play like a jinxy centra game here because like if we try fighting on lanes, they're just always going to get out. So the best way for us to do it is if we just like kill him on his cams. >> Okay. Okay. >> Okay. So now what I'm going to do Yeah. >> I'm taking his uh his tower. >> Yeah. Get the plate.
It's fine. You're going to roam to me after you shove in your next wave. All right. After you shove in your next wave in top slide. Yep. Shove in this way. And then uh Okay, never mind. You're way too low. Mud, why the [ __ ] ARE YOU [screaming] LOW, >> BRO? I WENT TO GO TAKE HIS TOWER, >> BUT YOU TANK IT. WHAT THE [ __ ] WAS THAT? >> Did I just die, bro? I'm one shot. I'm leaving. % recall. >> Run towards me if you can. >> Yeah, I'm going to go. >> Yeah, there's a thing you can do. >> Okay, he's going to start. >> Well, we're going to win.
We're going to win. We need to wait for my power spike. We need to wait for my power spike, >> bro. Muda, I gave you a simple order, bro, and you didn't obey it. Why not? >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> Okay. Does have flash? Yes or no? Yes or no? Does he have flash? >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Flash. Yes. Flash. >> You want to wait a second? I can eat or ignite him. You can just obliterate him, bro. >> No.
I need to go now. Okay, we invade the we invade the raptors here. Come. >> Okay. >> So, you're going to shove in this wave, then you're going to rotate. Yep. Like this. This fine, too. >> Okay. Anything? >> I'm just dancing. Okay. Okay. We can play on this dragon here, by the way. Shove in the wave and then rotate dragon. >> [ __ ] >> I'm ganking mid. I I'm countering this. I'm countering this. Come. Okay, they ward it.
Okay, we're playing on this dragon here. Muda, walk through here. Safe, safe, safe. >> Coming coming, coming. There's three mid right now. >> Okay, low key. I'm serious. We give this dragon. >> Push bot. No, no. You're going to go bot. Pot now. Push bot. >> Push down. Down. Down. Down. Down. >> Actually, no. Low key. No. No. This is or if we fight this. Come here. >> Okay. But I'm I'm missing minions though. contest.
You got to like >> Okay, fine. You can chop bottom then you come. >> Unless they don't even contest this. >> Okay, come now. Come now. Come now. >> On my way. On my way. On my way. >> Oh, bro. I can I I can >> go. >> Oh, no. [snorts] Okay. No. Cancer. That's on me. My bad. We should have went. >> You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. >> Good [ __ ] job, guys. Real [ __ ] Well done. Bomble vomble. Bomble.
Yeah, cuz the thing is if I smite off with Dant, I'm going to lose every time. We have to kill him or make him run, then I can smite. >> I'm just missing my like I don't have items and uh I'm missing my uh minions cuz you keep telling me to do grump and then do bot. So, I'm just missing a little bit. >> Okay, so look, this what we're going to do then. How close are you until you finish your quest? >> I just got uh a little bit.
A little bit. A little bit. like one to two more minutes of farming. >> Okay, so keep shoving mid and then afterwards we're going to start sending you in side lane bot lane. Okay, >> the wrath won't let me get close by the way. Like what do I do if he won't let me get close? >> Well, that's why you just shove and you roam in the top side here. He has not. >> All right, I'm last uh quest. [laughter] [gasps] [laughter] Bro, Jinx is getting a taste of what it's like to jungle against like somebody that actually can them.
Diving doesn't work. I lowkey want to go bot, bro, cuz >> Yeah, go bot then. Go bot. >> Yeah, I'm just going to go bot, bro. >> I'm going to pull clear upwards and I'm going to look on the uh the grubs. Okay. >> Okay. >> Yeah, because Dad's not letting me get any kills or anything. And I feel like I should be getting kills so I can >> Yep. That's why soon we're going to actually have to send you probably like top lane. >> Oh my god.
One shot, bro. If I ignited, I win. You >> invade this right here. So, I could have like full cleared up, but if I look on this, I think it's actually better, >> huh? Oh, he's got to be on grubs then for sure >> on me like near me. >> No, no, no. He's topside. He's topside. We're going to dive bot. Shove bot in and then we dive. Shove bot dive. >> Can I go? Do I have time to go get >> shove it in? The second they walk here, we dive instantly. >> I don't have alt.
I don't have al. Saraphene has uh doesn't have flash, by the way. I think they just fiveman grabbed two three. Oh no, they I'm so confused. >> Yo, Zerath is scared. Oh, nice. Oblitter to kill him. Nice. >> Wow. Warick's mid. >> That's fine. That's fine. We need >> and a Lux. Who do I aggro? Uh either or it doesn't matter. >> Like who's going to do the most damage is what I'm trying to say. >> Between the two of them 100% locks.
Could actually invade his wolves. His wolves just respawned. >> I want Oh, Warwick's coming. >> I'm going to take mid open here. >> Nice. >> You know where Jinxy is at all or no? So he should be in his bot side right now. >> You guys need help? >> Wait. >> Yeah. Come up. Come on. >> Come on. Get him. >> Oh my god. Nice, >> guys. Now let's instantly go drag. Instantly drag. Instantly drag. They have NO ONE. >> NICE. [screaming] [ __ ] OKAY, it's fine.
He has no flash alt. Uh they're probably going to get dragon off that, but I don't think it's that bad cuz we did secure first. So Ma, what you're going to have to do now, okay, I want you to shove here and then look on the uh the dragon, right? Or the turret, I mean. Now, keep in mind that they could try for a fight on you, but I think you'll be okay. >> So, what are you going to do now for the rest of the game? I want you to start going top lane, okay?
You're going to be pushing top lane. >> The only timer that matters right now is in 2 minutes 30, the the Baron timer. So, we're just going to have to get like fed until then. Okay. Okay. >> Okay. >> Are we losing by a lot or no? >> No, no, no. I like I don't even think we're losing right now cuz the second I get three items, we just win this game and I'm already at two. >> Okay. Bro, I don't even have my main. Like I don't have IE yet.
Once I get >> That's what I'm saying. Like me and you, we're going to scale this game. They won't. That's the difference. So even if it is rough early, it doesn't matter. >> Yeah. Yeah. A little bit. The thing is Zerat just won't give me a fight mid and I don't know why. Okay. You want to go top lane now? You want to go top? Yeah, you go top. I see his roses are respawning. So, I'm going to just invade him on that. >> I can kill Garen, right?
Or no? >> Uh, yes. >> Okay. So, I'm stronger than him. >> Oh my god. Down there. >> Back up. Run to me. HE STILL KILLED ME. I AWAY AND I STILL DIE. >> All right, let me see what I can do here. >> All right, I shove top now. I think I roam. No one. I mean, you could reset and run straight bot if you wanted. >> Yeah, cuz look Saraphene here. I'm going to shove one more time and I'm going to go bot now, [laughter] right?
Nice. Okay. >> Nice, nice, nice, nice, [applause and cheering] nice. Yeah, I'm about to get my third item, too. Second I get that, it's over for them. Okay, Mudo, listen. This what we're going to do. You're going to shove this way, bud. Then you're going to come with me. We're going to Baron now. Okay. >> Okay, got it. >> Like right now, we have to. >> Okay, I'm coming then. >> Don't give it away. Don't give away. Walk here.
Walk here so you don't give it away. >> All right. Now on this fast. >> Got it. >> You're going to have to tank so I take uh so I'm the one that does the main damage. Walk up. Tank it. Yeah. Yeah. Be the be the first. Walk up for further. Yeah, walk up further. I don't have smite, but it shouldn't matter. >> What if Jixie just comes out of [ __ ] nowhere and smites this? >> No, no, no, no, no. He would. He never would.
Okay, good. All right, so now this we're going to do. You're going to recall? You're going to straight up push bot. I'm going to do the same top lane. Like, I want you to recall. You're going bot. >> Like, we need to use this baron to actually start pushing. So, you're just going to keep shoving. You remember what I said about both of us taking over our respective sides of the map? Yes, >> that's what we do now. >> I have IE now, bro.
I have IE. >> Okay, so that's all you got to do. Just like bot. >> Oh my god, bro. >> Oh my god. >> Okay. Oh my god. We're going to win. >> We got her. We got her. That's both their TPS as well. So now just keep chopping botto. >> Nice. Okay, now it's two versus Jinxy. >> Wait, do you win that teleport? >> NO. OH MY GOD, JINXY just mogged me. >> It's okay. >> Oh my god. >> I'm going to recall, bro. I shouldn't have Eid. >> No. >> Okay, the good news is I am literally unkillable now.
Like >> they lost at at this point. They lost. >> I'm going to keep pushing bot and grab tower. Oh, they're both on you. Three. Oh my god. Right. >> [snorts] >> NC. We're still up, bro. We're still up. Yo, do we take drag? Do we push for drag? >> No, no, no, no, no. It's over. It's over. It's over. The play is the play is dude. How the [ __ ] do they How do they not die? [ __ ] >> It's okay. Hey, hey, it's okay. We need good mental, bro.
We need good mental. We need good mental. >> It's between Finn Hunter. No, I'm going to be honest. I think go blood thirstster. Yeah, Fen Hunter and then elixir wrath. Okay, so listen. What we have to do is we just need to sol next spawns. Okay. >> Okay. >> Got bot tower. >> Good [ __ ] Good [ __ ] I'm going to try to push up and just end the game here. They're going to send one at a time for me. When they do, they're just going to lose.
So, you're just going to shove mid now. Okay. All you have to do is just push mid. They're going to send five for me. They have to or they lose. >> Good. They're They're shoving bot now. Should I go bot? >> No, no, no. Keep mid. Keep mid. >> Done. Done. Oh, Jinxy's here. >> Do I want Do I beat Jinxy? Yes or no? >> Yes. I might be able to actually end the game here. I'm not even kidding. >> Hold on. >> I'm just going to like here.
Just keep pushing. I'm just going to or farm in their base right now. So now Muda, what you're going to do is I want you to recall and then you're just going to push. >> I want to buy mine item, bro. I want to buy >> Yeah. Go recall. Push bot. I I can just like one five them in their base right now. >> Don't do this. We can win this, bro. Let's go. >> Yeah, we got her. We got her. As long as I don't end right now, we're okay, [laughter] dude.
Walk up. Are they really that scared of you right now, bro? >> I mean, bro, I'm literally Thanos. Like, I'm not even trolling. >> If you picked you the first game, would you have won? >> You know, I maybe hold on. Glad there's all five on you. Holy [ __ ] >> Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. >> Y I'm going to >> He got I sold. >> Oh no. Come back. Come back. I sold. I s >> I already queued. Oh my god. >> He cannot be slowed.
W He cannot be slowed. >> Oh my goodness. He two shots me. I >> got [screaming] Ma, YOU CAN END. >> WHAT are you going to do? What do you WANT TO DO? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? >> JUST END. [screaming] JUST END. You might be able to. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. It's a big maybe, though. Mood, listen to me. Listen to me. right now. >> Dude, I need a back and buy item. I need a back and buy item. I need a back and buy item. >> Listen, listen. >> So, chat, what's that one item?
The QSS item. What's that one item that that removes all CC? Quick silver uh thing, right? >> Yeah. Quick silver slash. But listen, Mood, this what we're going to do now. And we're going to wait for the chat's approval on this. Now, what we do is we're going to send you in 1v5 and then we're going to send me in 1v5. So, now it's your turn to see if you can 1v5 Panza. >> Okay, let's see if I can one pen. Let me just make sure they don't get soul.
Okay, now go in. Okay, listen. Jinxy has an all now. He has no now. >> Okay, that's one. Go for the rest of them. Go for the rest of them. >> Where are they? >> They're coming. Your team has destroyed a turret. >> Mud, this is all you go. >> YEAH, RIGHT, BRO. THAT'S >> WHAT [screaming] THE [ __ ] WAS THAT? >> YO, THAT'S SO HARD, BRO. [ __ ] THAT. That shit's impossible, bro. What the [ __ ] YO, QUICK, SILVER STASH'S ASS.
[screaming] >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my. >> Oh my god. >> I THINK MINIONS. WAIT. UNLESS YOU HAVE ONE V4S. OKAY. >> GG'S. >> All right. >> Okay. Wait. I need to tell Jinxy to join the call now. Give me a second. Jinxy, what are your thoughts? >> Ined the game at the end, but I think we were losing anyways. >> Yeah. I'm not going to lie though, Jinxy. And you can let me know your thoughts. Do you think >> were we losing before I ended when you when you queued my R? >> Yeah.
Like the the game was completely lost. Like do you want me to be completely real with you? >> Yeah. >> The second I get to three items on Master E, the game is just done. Like that's the reason why I was telling you I genuinely don't think Meon Yi is fair. Cuz like and I could be wrong when I say this, but I genuinely think that even if I don't have Muda, if I'm 1v5 on Mastery, I would win against you with THAT BUILD. >> I STILL DISAGREE.
I still disagree. below. I did a lot there, Dantess. What the [ __ ] >> Yeah, like I I still disagree. I think 1v5 is not possible. But I do think um I can't play again cuz I'm about to watch this FNCS thing. But I do believe Okay, here's what I think. Ye is broken. Uh and I kind of want to main that champion now cuz bro, you just Q and like I was aing away, flashing away. You just Q and TP inside of me. Like it's just he's insane.
Okay, but when I come to Florida, are you going to want me to show you the ways of the mastery with crit? Cuz the n look [ __ ] crazy, bro. I just want to hit silver, bro. Whatever means necessary, man. Whatever [laughter] means necessary, bro. >> Um, if I got to pull a Muda, I could, BRO. LIKE, WHATEVER YOU GOT. >> WHAT THE [ __ ] DOES THAT MEAN, BRO? WHAT THE [ __ ] >> It just means cheat, bro. Just cheat, bro. >> Yo, [laughter] yo, yo, come on.
What the [ __ ] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. >> Okay. Well, anyways, Jinxies, enjoy enjoy the FNCS, bro. It was a lot of fun. >> Your jeans,
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