You don’t get to make the playlist #millennial #nostalgia #storytelling transcript
blakeoftoday · @blakeoftoday
Words
226
Runtime
1:01
Speaking pace
222wpm
Reading time
1min
222 words per minute, above the 201 75th percentile of 349 measured videos. That distribution comes from the 349-video hook study.
Opening (first 30 seconds)
One thing that no one tells you about growing up is that while your life will 100% have a soundtrack, you don't actually get to pick the songs. I mean, sure, everybody plays Wagon Wheel and the Chaa Slide at their wedding, and Good Riddens will make every millennial cry at junior high graduations, but those are just the staples. You don't get to pick. That round here will always sound like waiting in the shitty light of a hospital pharmacy after the doctor told you that the last round didn't fix it. That constant headache by Joyce Manor will always sound like emptying out a hotel mini bar in San
111 words, the words spoken in the first 30 seconds at 222 words per minute.
Sentence shape
| Measure | This transcript |
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| Sentences | 9 |
| Average words per sentence | 25.1 |
| Longest sentence | 37 words |
| Questions asked | 0 |
| Sentences containing a number | 1 |
Most used terms
- sound3
- forever2
- life2
- pick2
- proof2
- round2
- songs2
- actually1
- antonio1
- bar1
- brides1
- chaa1
Filler phrases
5 in total: like 3 · I mean 1 · actually 1.
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Transcript
One thing that no one tells you about growing up is that while your life will 100% have a soundtrack, you don't actually get to pick the songs. I mean, sure, everybody plays Wagon Wheel and the Chaa Slide at their wedding, and Good Riddens will make every millennial cry at junior high graduations, but those are just the staples. You don't get to pick. That round here will always sound like waiting in the shitty light of a hospital pharmacy after the doctor told you that the last round didn't fix it.
That constant headache by Joyce Manor will always sound like emptying out a hotel mini bar in San Antonio on the trip you took to see if this was more than just sending memes and risky texts. How motion sickness by Phoebe Brides will always sound like the long drive home after you realized that it wasn't. And how years later you mostly still can't listen to any of forever forever ago, but you still tell people it was your favorite.
Kurt Vonagan once said the only proof he needed for the existence of God was music. The only proof that you should need that she has a sense of humor is that despite your tireless curation and impeccable taste of the songs that frame your life choose you, not the other way.
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