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Why South Park Created The “Worst Character Ever” #shorts #funny #memes transcript
FrogDane · @FrogDane
Published September 17, 20260:25100.5K views
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82
Runtime
0:25
Speaking pace
197wpm
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Opening (first 30 seconds)
When South Park hit its fifth season in 2001, the creators invented Towelie for a very specific reason. The episode paused for a fake commercial selling Towelie merchandise that listed Comedy Central's real 1-800 number, and Cartman ended the show by calling Towelie the worst character ever. Trey Parker and Matt Stone built him to mock how heavily their own characters were being merchandised, and shortly after the episode aired, the official South Park website was selling real Towelie shirts and hoodies.
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| Measure | This transcript |
|---|---|
| Sentences | 3 |
| Average words per sentence | 27.3 |
| Longest sentence | 35 words |
| Questions asked | 0 |
| Sentences containing a number | 2 |
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When South Park hit its fifth season in 2001, the creators invented Towelie for a very specific reason. The episode paused for a fake commercial selling Towelie merchandise that listed Comedy Central's real 1-800 number, and Cartman ended the show by calling Towelie the worst character ever. Trey Parker and Matt Stone built him to mock how heavily their own characters were being merchandised, and shortly after the episode aired, the official South Park website was selling real Towelie shirts and hoodies.
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