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And this is great. Like a play park for kids. I'm waiting for a friend. So going to meet up here. >> I like the >> Yeah, he's got it. >> Busy in there. You are watching a master at work. Denise. So, we are at Scansen again. It's an open air

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And this is great. Like a play park for kids. I'm waiting for a friend. So going to meet up here. >> I like the >> Yeah, he's got it. >> Busy in there. You are watching a master at work. Denise. So, we are at Scansen again. It's an open air museum with all these like old uh Swedish buildings that were preserved in this area and then they combined it with uh animals for kids. I went here as a kid and I thought it was amazing.

So, it's fun to bring be back here. >> Did you say it's pretty be? >> Yeah, it's very pretty. I found one. I found one. >> Good job. Yay. Good job. He's better than me. Good job, >> Jenny. You want to have a nut? >> I want that. >> No, cuz we >> Where are we? We're on the opposite side of Can Biani eat this? >> It's fake. >> Oh, that's a flag for Goththingberg. Very proud Goththingbergians in Stockholm. Anyway, we're in uh Sweden still and uh in 2 days we're going to Switzerland.

But yeah, we've been here 3 weeks and it's been really really nice. I have forgotten completely how cold the summers are. It's like I packed one sweater. I've needed a sweater almost every day. And up fast >> fast. Wow. >> But we don't eat these. >> Oh, okay. That's Swedish woods 99%. Do >> you have your passport? >> Yeah. Okay, good. >> So, where's the water airplane? >> Airplane boat. >> Oh, it's an airplane boat. >> They help each other. >> Yeah, it looks like bi mama bi dada.

That has >> that sea tight and locked and loaded. We are uh I'm going to butcher all the names, but I think we're in Moors Mores Mor. Uh this is we are planning to go to I'm going to butcher all the names. Yeah, Lzang. Even here, it's beautiful and peaceful. >> It's very hazy today, so you can't really see, but uh there's a lake and mountains and nice temperature, but uh I think me and Mia are both I mean, maybe maybe mainly me, but uh we've been traveling 3 weeks and I'm still working and and we're handling a toddler >> traveling.

Took me to the playground and worked out. Did a little bit of work as I can. Ma got to rest. So now we get to explore the city. It's funny. You arrive in the at night, so you don't know what you're getting yourself into, but then you wake up and you're like, "Wow, this is beautiful." >> Uhhuh. >> 20. >> 20. Good job. Yeah, that was perfect. >> I have been challenged to answer some rapid fire questions that I am going to start with now.

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I keep going. It's so dope. That's so cool. So, tomorrow is August 1st, Switz National Day, National Holiday. So, it's going to be a big here, I think. We're in Puli. The train track is closed today. Bian, but that's not stopping him. He's a train. The train is coming tomorrow, but we're still waiting. We are desperately trying to escape the city, but it's a Swiss national holiday. It's closed down all the roads. There's no redirection, so we're just like guessing.

Bian is entertaining us. At least we're so far away from it. How is it possible, man? And it took us forever to get here because of all the road closing, but hope he likes it. We are now at the German side of Switzerland, which is funny to me because coming from French side to German side, it's very different people. The French are still French and the Germans are German, but it's Yeah, it's lovely regardless. And we're in this nature reserve area.

Yeah. And it's just very peaceful and pretty. Mara did a good choice. Me and Marta were like, "Have we stayed in Japan too long?" Cuz we keep uh there's so many behaviors that you've kind of closed your eyes towards your entire life that we Europeans do that is not the most pleasant. Even in Sweden, I find myself telling people off. I'm like, "Why are you doing that? Don't make weird sounds. Why are you Why are you cutting in line?" It's just like people don't do these things in Japan.

So, yeah. Not to compare. Every place has pros and cons, but you know what I mean. >> I want to go say hello. >> Hey, she's waving on the balcony. >> Wow. Benny, on your own. I'm trying to fake it for the video. Doesn't work at all. Here's mama. Here's dada on the playground. What's that? Why is he so silly? Why does he walk like that? >> What did you get? >> Okay, next destination. I am traveled out. I'm so sick of luggages.

It's been four weeks now. We got two more. But it's been nice, too. Wow, look at this towers. Hey, we're in Zag. Looks very, very pretty so far. Oh, perfect timing. Wow, I'm enjoying this a lot. There's no people, too. This is great. I always prefer the German side architecture in Switzerland. It's uh just my preference, I guess. It looks so medieval almost. I love this architecture. It's so nice. This is reminding me of the first time we went to Lazar.

This is amazing. >> Look at this one. This one that I like this so much. Is Vienn sleeping in his own bed? >> Yeah, >> like a big boy. Good night, Venny. >> No, good night. >> I knew you were faking it. Where is it coming from? >> There. >> Yeah. From the clock. >> From the clock. Yeah. You're a little old man, aren't you? Where's he coming from? Mama. >> A lost little boy. >> Gambar. Mama. He thinks that mama didn't make it up the hill, but mama went back to the hotel to get ready.

We're at this beach club. It looks really, really nice. Y is having a good time. It's so hot. I'm too Swedish for other countries. This is so nice. Like, how beautiful is that? Wearing Beer's hat. As a Swedish man, I'm not built for this climate. This is just everywhere you look is so pretty. It's crazy. No matter where you go, even on the ugliest roads, it's pretty. >> Can you go bring that a phone? Bring that phone and then come back up.

This is mom gets cortisol activity with that. You can do we are on our way to get the car and then the airport. So last taste of Switzerland. Such an awesome country. We had a great time. Now we're moving on to Italy so we can see grandparents and we're going to stay there 3 weeks. So we have a lot of plans there, too. It's a big trip and this is the last vlog as well, which is a little sad. So, yeah, it's going to be a big one.

Wow, >> wow. On your own. >> I have a Pikachu diaper. >> You have a Pikachu diaper as well? A swimming one from Japan. Should we swim to mama? Let's swing to mama. Vinnie big boy now. >> I have a Pikachu diaper. >> Yeah. Does Vinnie like Pikachu diaper? >> Yeah. >> You want to jump to Dada? The universe is pitch black and the comet is red and it does have a tail behind it. And the comet will come to the earth on the 7th of August at 8:42 at night.

We left the heat for the heat. >> That's Nik. >> That's Nikai. >> Is that Nikart? >> Yeah. So now we are at the seaside, east end of Italy. might say I camped here every year when she was little. So, she gets to show me around what it was like growing up here. And it's it's really really pretty. It's very hot right now in Italy. So, I'm very glad to be by the sea. Looks like paradise for kids, honestly. Can they still?

No. Ah. What is this? A foot from nowhere. >> It's Pes. >> It never looked too busy until you looked this way and you're like, "Whoa, that's a lot of people." Oh. >> Oh, there's a climbing sign. >> I like to see that. island. >> It's the smallest church I've ever seen. We're going to on a boat today, which should be really nice. We're going to the same place we were in last year, which is this kind of like mini Benet uh town.

Fore speech. have to do at least one cathedral when you're in Italy. That's where we're staying. Actually, no, we're closer. Probably there. I am melting in this Italian summer. I'm not built for this weather, but it's really, really nice. We've been here like 5 days. It's nice to see where Marcia sort of had her childhood, and uh it's really, really pretty. I'm not meant to be here. It's too hot. I'm the widest person on this beach. >> Wang. >> A tiny crab. >> You find a tiny crab? >> Yeah. >> I got so good. >> I'm looking at you and I'm amazed. going that way. >> I must just We are back from the beach side.

We're here for a couple more days until we uh head back to Japan. It's been a long longest trip I've probably been to ever. 6 weeks. But uh yeah, enjoying the last couple days. It's still very very nice. We're going on a little bike ride. He's flexing. One hand. Can you do no hands? We take a photo. When I bring you to Dada, >> thank you >> for dada. Let's open it. >> Let's open it. We're going to the zoo again. >> Today is a very special day because it's me and Martia's 15year anniversary. >> What's this?

A binocular. >> Binoculars. >> Yeah. Yes. We're in Lake Garda, which we've been to many times before. I always really lucky here. I never been to this city, though. It's very, very pretty. So, look forward to explore it tonight with our last energy. Probably have like an hour left, probably. This looks cool. This Wow, you picked a really fancy place. Thank you. Damn, mama. Look at that. Wow. This place feels like the Italy that everyone imagines, but we never go to the lake, so I never get to see it.

Where's the light? >> Summer light. >> Moonshot. >> The wolf couldn't enter. And they made a big splash of hot water. It's very human though. I can't believe how pretty this part of Italy is. It feels like a vacation. Uh I keep saying it feels like fake Italy. Not Not saying that not real Italy is, but it's almost like a caricature wise. It's It's that pretty. Is that Sweden flag? Amazing. We're just staying here a couple more hours and then heading back and then we just have a couple more days until we're back in Japan.

And that will be the end of the vlogs, which is crazy to think about. I also had an amazing anniversary yesterday and I'm just so lucky to have such an amazing wife, mother to my child. I'm so so so so lucky and uh just feeling very happy. We're climbing this giant wall. That's so fun. >> Wait, he got up there. Yeah. Oh my god. So, how is life so far? Be are you looking forward to go back to Japan? >> No. >> No. So, we went to Sweden and Switzerland and Italy and now we're going back to Japan. >> That's right.

We're in Italy right now. Awesome. >> Yes, I see it over there. So, hurry up. >> Tiny tiny tiny tiny. >> Today is the day. Our six week journey has finally come to an end. I can't believe it. It's hard to explain being away for so long, at least for me. Like, I'm just not used to it. But it's been a very, very special trip. And but yeah, today is a beautiful day in Italy. It's a shame to leave today, honestly. Quick stop in Frankfurt and then we're going to the final plane.

Nian, don't touch it. Are you ready? >> Hey, hey, mama. I missed you, my queen. Eggy, you're still alive. >> I'll never leave you again. I never leave you again. We missed the dog's birthday when we were away, so we're celebrating today. Happy birthday, Momo and Machi. Deep in thought going. Yeah. I love the feel of it. You have made a piece of art. This is so beautiful. >> So, mine says cookbook is out to pre-order and I'm going to attempt one of your recipes.

I'm doing the chiffon cake cuz it's delicious, but I know it's like super super difficult. I think it's kind of cursed, not going to lie. Ma said if you turn it upside down and it holds, that's how you know. I don't want to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Do I look like a pro? My arm is tired. What does a ribbon mean? What do I do with it? Smells amazing. It looks good. That looks really good. Maybe on secret professional chef. This was from Ma's cookbook.

It's out in the description to pre-order. She works so hard on it and it's a piece of art. Like even if you don't cook it, it looks amazing and all and I can attest to that I can make it. But all of them are delicious. All of them. They do like Swedish recipes and Italian recipes and seasonal. Yeah, it's amazing. I'm super proud of Marcia. >> Thank you. He's doing a running start. You're getting so strong bear, huh? So strong. >> So strong.

Okay. Can I not touch you for one second cuz I'm filming. >> It's the end of the vlogs. I thought this would be appropriate to record outside. Yeah, this is my last thing I'm going to film, which feels very really weird. I actually thought about it. I was like, how am I not going to film? We're probably going to keep filming because, you know, Marta has actually been making like a private version of the vlogs every single month as well, just for Bern for the more like private moments and stuff like that.

These vlogs have been like just home videos anyway, so it kind of makes sense. But yeah, it's been 4 and 1/2 years if you can believe it. It's been really fun. I said this before, but we started uh thinking we'll do one or two videos and now we've done like what I don't know 100. And the reason why we kept going is it's literally because of you guys. All the comments, all the support. I there's no way we would have done it otherwise.

We really really enjoyed sharing this journey with you. Moving abroad was such a difficult decision for us because we were leaving friends and we moved further away from family and uh just having so many people feeling like they rooted for us just uh meant it honestly meant the world to us. So we are so so thankful me and Martia for that and it's just been so fun to share all this with you all the excitement of coming here and all the discoveries and we we love sharing all of it.

Obviously, then Mars got pregnant and it was fun to document that experience and and Bern being born and seeing him grow up as well. Just sharing those precious moments I think uh uh has been really really special. Mar has worked so hard on these videos. She's edited every single one of them and I think she really made them so special as well and I'm so thankful to her and I'm so proud of her for everything that she does from being a mom to hardworking and creative.

She really really inspires me and I'm so so grateful to have her and uh I feel like usually there's uh one or two bad comments, but we literally just got outpouring support with these videos and that's just been so incredible. Maybe YouTube's filtering system got better. I don't know. The reason we're stopping is cuz we didn't want to go on forever. But I also felt like with Bern growing up, it's a good time to stop.

I love making videos and I'm going to keep making videos obviously and I love sharing videos and I love the community aspects of of of the back and forth, but I do not love being famous. I actually kind of hate it. I hate that I can't go to certain places and I always kind of have to be mindful of other people and staring, sneaking photos, following you around. And I feel like in Japan, I love it so much because I can just sort of do whatever here.

And I think uh for Bern, I want him to make his own choices of of uh he deserves his own privacy. And I I think that's why we feel felt like now it's a good time to stop even though he's so wonderful and we love sharing him with you guys cuz he's so it's been such a joy seeing him grow up and I'm so proud of him. We'll still share moments here and there but it just I we just felt like the vlogs are too centric uh place for it.

So if you see Bern don't freak out. We are intentionally sharing bits and pieces. We decided to keep the newsletter. It's a vlog that we write every month. It's sort of like a written version of the vlog. So, if you want to check that out, we're going to keep that up. Uh so, the link is in the description. If you want to support us and do that, we really appreciate it. I keep saying how thankful I am, but I really really cannot say it enough.

I I think I it means um so so much um to have such an amazing uh audience that I'm genuinely proud of. I think you are all um from what I've seen amazing people and I love to be able to uh have have shared all this journey with you guys. Thank you from all the shelbergs. Let's get real for a second. The internet is worse than ever. Everything is free. Free apps, free services. But remember, if it's free, you're the product.

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