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like we could color bar nothing to it they have no idea they don't even know that days are passing are you upset that you've never had an admin calendar because we can get one for people if you want
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You Nicole Concilio for coming up with that and for making it and for inspiring me to do it for my dogs because I'd say they really like it thank you pizza for inspiring me to do mine don't make a painful smile at me don't do that what are you eating
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this inspired you to either get or make an advent calendar for your dog or your friend I don't know whoever just deserves one you should make one make one make on right now get the [ __ ] off your ass and make one yeah thanks for watching our patrons
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marry Primus this week a lot of you guys tweeted at me a video from Nicole Concilio I'll link the video down below but it's just right up my alley I do not know her but we are because she did this spiritually connected we're both beauty gurus we both don't do not do that I think you asked them hey don't ask them I launched lipsticks oh yeah just like in outer space she made an advent calendar for her
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marry Primus this week a lot of you guys tweeted at me a video from Nicole Concilio I'll link the video down below but it's just right up my alley I do not know her but we are because she did this spiritually connected we're both beauty gurus we both don't do not do that I think you asked them hey don't ask them I launched lipsticks oh yeah just like in outer space she made an advent calendar for her dogs and this is actually the exact one that I found at Michaels she made this one $7.50 and what a good time Julian told me as I was like I want to do that that looks so fun cute he was like I don't know it hasn't calendar I don't I didn't know calendar no I always thought they were just calendars it's too countdown I think it's 24 days until Christmas we always had one when I was a kid that was like cardboard nights just a little chocolate in it so each day we knew my brother would take turns okay sometimes even eat my days and it really bothered me the reason that we got to is because these drawers are pretty small and I don't know if you know this this for dogs that live here so what we decided to do is that I'm going to do the boys tree and you're gonna do the girls tree or the oldest tree the youngest tree the ones without 1/18 the ones with teeth the ones that don't owe me any money and the ones that owe me money peejoe sweet money why have you let her oh you money for this long you've been taking money from me she owes me money once January comes and we're done with this these are gonna be disgusting you don't want to put anything in there that like you can't be left out in the air you know like a dog treat is fine you're not putting like a pieces of chicken chicken advent county girl what are you gonna put the whole thing in essence this is an advent calendar for dogs so like we could color bar nothing to it they have no idea they don't even know that days are passing are you upset that you've never had an admin calendar because we can get one for people if you want I was gonna do yellow and blue and pink and purple and brown and black and green and white and silver to keep it simple I don't want to paint my tree white I'm just giving myself a nice diverse power here I know that the holidays for a lot of people is a really good time but for a lot of people the holidays is not a good time and it's very hard for them which is why I feel like this is a good crash because it gets back to the real spirit of the holidays which is dogs true giving dogs what they want this is fun I like to in crafts with you well I also like having Bluetooth would you say I feel like I'm good at crafts and bad at art is that a thing so I'm the arts guy and you're the crafts guy we're just a couple of guys see before you it's very Christmassy so far have you ever tried brushing your teeth in the shower this is Bunny's first Christmas with us so I think it's nice that wool will give her a treat every day and then she'll get scared Christmas Day probably she's doing good with our tree though she wasn't too scared of the tree I thought she'd be more scared of it I know my next pallet this this paint actually smells like pad thai no it literally does do you know it's all that smells so good you just want that you don't need to be careful you're gonna make a big mess wait are you paint why are you painting the plastic on the table therapeutic I want the theme of this one is supposed to be pizza these are gonna be pepperoni I appreciate yours truly and I really do I don't appreciate that stop I'm I'm making it so that dries out faster cuz if they're all in piles it's never gonna drive it if I spread it out it's gonna dry real fast and then it's less dangerous safety first see now this is gonna dry in no time well some time not no time mine's better I got like a dark red very pepperoni looking shade of red it's like a nipple it looks like a nipple alright it's just not bright fire-engine red and it's not quite maroon there's no depth to it it's just like a dark rainy-day read it's just awful it's a lot of paint my wedding told you to use that much pain a lot of pain well there needs to be you know when you go to art galleries and you get up close to the canvas and you see all the textures and that's alright like you kind of want to pick it off of the canvas and then we'll go back more police shows up when the MoMA police ruin your vibe I feel like a crafts video is a lot like a like a mukbang yeah like we just sit here and we do this and we just talk about absolutely nothing yes I know MA ruining your vibe just came out of your mouth gives me mukbang vibes that is mcplank vibes MoMA bang it's a nice way to bond with your loved ones yeah so he don't you just make them paint and then try talking Wow Julian I mean that honestly that's not the worst advice I've ever heard but that your reasoning and getting there I don't think is sound does it smell pepperoni don't stop coming and don't stop coming you know pepperoni in Italian doesn't even translate to like little meat circles it translates to peppers top 10 anime Italian anime betrayals what are you gonna get coming for Christmas this year of books of tissues it looks neat it looks like someone got murdered over here these are my little pepperoni is drying out hey do you want to see what we doing yeah did you finally come out to visit welcome I'm making you a present you excited well daddy's making yours you want to advent calendar yeah how do i do hieroglyphics asking Egyptologists no I'm gonna write merry cry miss on mine I've lost control when did you have control marry crime is worked out perfectly with the letters yeah what if we made a reverse advent calendar where I filled this with every single one of his crimes each day it's filled with a new crying no crying no dad no cries so for the cry miss advent calendar I got this so I think I'm just gonna leedle leedle and then jam it on their car test hard one Julian we Wow top nothing says Christmas like going to the ER do you think they are waiting room yes they probably do find out that looks cute but I know that you're gonna be really jealous because I know that I'm the only one that got this but I did get some crafting layers because I want my tree for my good boy carve songs to light up absolutely not also the letters have not dried but everything's fine aside from that because we're all gonna die someday thank you for coming to my TED yell but if they call from to Ted yell then someone just got up on stage instead screaming pizza that's a pizza oh no what is that I actually made this scary to Santa Claus in the world show them okay oh he sees you how did I go so wrong why is he look bad you see hopefully this same Santa this is the original piece look at this little King Kermit it's a rat but it looks just like yeah it looks like Kermit this my Advent I love your flamingo I got a little flamingo walking around on the side he doesn't care about gravity what's with the ring on the back the back needs to be appreciated too it's really cute I love it wait let me just try to fix this really crazy Mike yeah just give me two seconds oh no that's worse okay whoa it's so bright and it lights up very crime is a crime it oh my god it lights up wow I just got put to bed dude Jeff said don't call me like that get dunked alright what do you say these are dry that we put some treats in it and we show the dogs I like that idea what do you think don't worry bunny I got a better one bunny commander that's yours my [ __ ] this one oh she's already looking so I feel like this this goes without saying but just in case you didn't know don't put raw meat any dogs advent calendar oh it's from a feral cat you open up the first one there's a dead bird I mean now that I'm actually doing this because I have little dogs that don't really have teeth I feel like I'm probably gonna have to throw this out at some point because it will have perishable items in it yes the drawers pop two in one for each dog oh oh oh no when the holiday cheer is do you think this is like one of the more millennial things that we've done making advent calendars for our dog yeah I just like to think like you know it's like my grandfather wildlife what he would think of me I know my grandpa would love me but do you think you respect me this just turned into a different video go because it's before they get four days of treats right now what's too many each morning insult what do you guys think the other thing Mary cried miss on the first day of Christmas my mom gave me four little treats yeah yeah we should do this for Ackerman's federal miss Cushing's disease alright for that's it right yeah tomorrow they can start on the five yeah can you buy days do you think it's cute well Nick figure out let's open this doors if you left them along with this for five minutes not even they work like wreckers to open that they are legally zip buzz are you happy good boy alright so we came into the room where bunny usually eats funny and we locked the voice in the bathroom there's a treat for you liquid I think I date number two I gotta get it I gotta get it out me day of grace my fun to me oh you're such a messy eater aren't you is that good funny when you think of this you like this in a good that he made no likes the Santa that daddy made right is that it I get this every single day okay by me every day he took Christmas yeah put it up there what she usually eat foods and then each day you can come get in my cell Advent tree so good over your breakfast tree okay this is there like a rat king or something in the Nutcracker he the Rat King is there a key what a good idea the cutest thing ever right up my alley exactly the kind of thing that I want to spend my time and energy on and they're providing a month's worth of festive for our dogs my favorite type of video to make right you just make large thing to hold treats and for me I'm asking Thank You Nicole Concilio for coming up with that and for making it and for inspiring me to do it for my dogs because I'd say they really like it thank you pizza for inspiring me to do mine don't make a painful smile at me don't do that what are you eating Julian ah I had fun this is I enjoy doing craps in here I know you like doing crafts stop eating glue though spit it out it's really fun to chew on have you tried no no baby are you trying can you yeah there's dead twice please stop please don't eat glue I'm not gonna keep asking you thank you for including me and letting me use the hot glue gun both for crafts and for sustenance I have this inspired you to either get or make an advent calendar for your dog or your friend I don't know whoever just deserves one you should make one make one make on right now get the [ __ ] off your ass and make one yeah thanks for watching our patrons stay tuned these socks are coming off but the paint stays here Julian what you're playing Bionicles with yourself we are live on patreon stop it enough feet jokes about patreon you're not a patreon no fee jokes this little piggy went to the market and this little piggy logged on the patreon and this little piggy ran all the way cut see you guys next week goodbye it hey what's up you guys goodbye [Laughter]
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