Coach Colin Has Had ENOUGH of Italy — He’s Cutting His Trip SHORT transcript

Guys, take a look at this place. Beautiful place. Beautiful place. Look at this. Gorgeous. I love the way this place looks. It's on a mountain, but also guys, guys, guys, check this place out. this place. Honestly. Honestly, man. But you guys know I don't swear a lot. You You guys know that, right? I don't swear on the YouTube channel. You guys know that. this place, man. I mean, just come on. Listen. Fantastic place, beautiful place, but also this place can go somewhere and suck it in the dark.

You know what I mean? I'm just saying, it's glorious. I love it. Fantastic place, but this place can just find a glory hole and get to work. You know what I mean? Go on the other side of a glory hole. That's what this place can do. Honestly, I'm not even kidding. It's just one of those places, man, where it's just so beautiful and just the way that life works here, it's just so nice, but honestly, this place can jump off the one of many cliffs that you see in front of you.

It can jump off a cliff. It Look at these people. Look at them. Look at them. Oh, dead tired. That's how everybody is here. Oh my gosh, everybody's dead tired. Everybody's so tired of the cliffs and the hills and the this and the that. Everything's uphill. Even if you Even if you're staying up the hill somehow, things are still uphill. Stairs, and the stairs aren't made properly. These aren't North American stairs. You think they got some good old American stairs in this place?

You're out of your mind. You're out of your mind. And I don't care how old they are. I don't care. America does it right. America does everything right. >> You got a hamburger around here? You think so? >> You can't get a hamburger around here. Every single place in the world should have a hamburger. You know where all your tourism comes from? Huh? You know it's all from North America. Should always have a hamburger ready to go.

Everybody's dead tired. Everybody's sweating. Look at this. This is one road. This is one road. This is for walking. This is for walking and for [snorts] driving. >> [laughter] >> I mean four people almost just hit me and that's regular. That's just regular, man. That's just the way this place works. That's so fine. Look all the way down there. Oh my gosh. Everyone's just stuck. There's an ambulance. You know what the ambulance is for?

For people that have heart attacks in. You have a nice heart attack on the steps. They take you to the nearest hospital. You know where it is? You know where it is? It's down there. It's past there. It's further than there. I had to go to the hospital yesterday. What? It's past this place. Are you kidding me? Not kidding, man. I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. This place is such a good incredible place to spend 3 hours. 3 hours.

If you can get a 3-hour trip to this place, oh goodness me. Go ahead and take that 3 hours. Look at how old these people are coming up the hill. Oh my god. These people are going to die. Look at this. Salve. Salve. Buona sera. Get out of here. Look at him. We always have to have our passports on us like it's Nazi Germany. You know what I mean? This guy's going to pass out soon. You kidding me right now? His wife can't even handle it.

Are you kidding me? Oh my gosh. This place, boy. This place, I'll tell you something, man. This is just one of those places. I can talk about this place for time. For as long as I need to I can talk about this place. I won't. I won't cuz I'm tired of it. You know why? Cuz I'm sick of it. Look at this place. It's a great place though. So so beautiful, you know? But also look at these people down here. Zoom in on them real quick.

Those people are dying. Everybody's sweating. Everybody's sweating through their shirts. Everybody needs to shower after they go to a place. After you go to a place you have to shower. That's the way it works. Look at these guys. That guy is well God, that's who the ambulance better better back up the ambulance. Get ready to pick that guy up cuz that guy is done. Look at these guys. These guys just got here. You can tell.

You know why? Cuz they're not sweating through their shirts. That's how you know they just got here. Oh man, but it's such a nice place. Oh yeah, still getting pictures in. Wait until you're here for 24 hours. You're going to be done taking pictures of this place. Oh, she's getting a nice shot though. It's a very nice shot. I mean look at these guys. These guys are done. These guys are ready to go home. Look at them.

Dead tired. Dead tired. Everybody. Look at that. Hunched over. Hunched over. You know what I mean? Of course you are. And these terrible scooters everywhere. Scooters act like they're walking. Scooters act like they're walking around here. They're not though. They're they're vehicles, but they don't care about that. Where's the ambulance? Pick anybody up yet? Anybody die yet? I mean I'm just saying. I'm just saying I love this place. >> [laughter] >> I love it.

It's such a fantastic place. It's so nice. Um but you know I'm so ready to go. I was going to stay here until October. What? What? What are you talking about? Going to stay where until October? You're going to stay in this place till October? That's insane. Why would you do that? Look at this guy sweating through his shirt. Everybody's sweating through their shirts. I mean It's a lovely place. It's a really lovely place.

Really nice. Nice architecture. I like the architecture a lot. We're staying Where are we staying? We're staying Oh, you can't really see where we're Actually, you can. You can actually. We're staying like we're right over there. I think that's our balcony. We're staying right over there. So, that's our balcony. Maybe I'll Maybe I'll jump off of it. I don't know. Probably not. Probably not cuz I cut the trip short by almost 2 weeks cuz I'm like, we're done.

Look at these people. These people are going to die out here. Oh, gosh. That guy has a Blue Jays hat on. He's from Canada. Has a Blue Jays hat on and he thinks it's just going to be [music] a regular trip. He thinks he's in Mexico. You're not Mexico, man. This is completely different. This is not a vacation. This is traveling. Traveling is completely different than a vacation. It's completely different. It's not the same thing.

I like the bells though. You hear those bells? That's really nice. They have bells that go off at like 5:00 and like 7:00 or something like that. That's really nice to have when the bells go off. It's really, really nice. Really nice. But, you know, other than that, I'm I'm getting out of here, you know. Uh this place sent me to the hospital. You You know what I mean? You know, so now, you know, I'm I'm going I'm not Well, I left the hospital already.

I'm fine. I'm fine, kind of. Doctor said I got to go to cardiologist, got to get my stomach examined or something like that. I don't know. We'll see. I think you know what he said. You know what I think he said? I think he said I have Positanoitis. You know what that is? That's when you're just sick and tired of this effing place. That's what that is. It's a great fun place that I really like it. Look at that guy on a one wheel.

That's the best way to travel. Oh, look at this guy. Oh my gosh, in a in a What is that? A Ferrari? Is that what that is? I don't even know what it is. Who cares? Who cares? Not a Yukon. Who cares about your car? I mean, the guy's going to go that fast the whole time. What's the point? What's the point? You get You get You get to go faster when you go inside an ambulance. You might as well just go to the ambulance. The ambulance is going to be rip-roaring through this place.

That Ferrari? No. You're going to be going 10. You'll be going 10. Are you kidding me? And let me tell you something about the roads. Look at this guy. Golf cart. God. Geez. And let me tell you something about these roads. These are the best of the roads. It just gets worse as you go. We had to go to Ravello the other day cuz I had to go to the hospital. And then there's two It's It's two lanes. It's like a little wider than this and it's two lanes.

So, as you're thinking, am I going to have a heart attack? You're also like, am I going to die from a car crash? And then on top of that, your driver is hitting people. He's hitting people with his side mirrors. And I It's fine cuz it's not me. But oh my gosh, he's hitting people with his side mirrors? And you're just supposed to just It's just fine? It's all just fine. He's knocking people down with his side mirrors and you're just supposed to just suck it up.

Look at that guy sweating through his shirt. Course he is. Course he's sweating through his shirt. Big old dude. Big old dude is sweating through his shirt. Worst time ever, boy. Nothing worse. And you think that guy doesn't have to shower? Maybe if he's a disgusting person, he doesn't have to shower. But if he's a Look at the Oh, I'm going to I'm going to show you down his back. It goes right down to his butt crack.

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? This place makes you so sweaty. You're sweating down to your booty hole. You're sweating down to your booty hole and the place pretty much prolapses you. Right? Cuz they know they're on a mountain. So, they're like, "You want water?" $100. 100 Almost $100 for six six bottles of 1 L water. Look at these nerds. Smart guys though. Smart guys. To be on a skateboard like that, very smart thing to do.

Until one of the guys on a scooter knocks you off a cliff and you fall all the way down there. But, when you are down there, the beaches are really nice. The beaches are actually extremely nice. Um they have like black sand. It's really cool. Really cool black sand, man. Um and you know, Oh, did I show you where the fire was? Oh, there was a fire cuz this place lights on fire every once in a while. The fire was like down there.

So, like all the way down there, the whole thing was on fire and then where I'm standing, there was another fire. So, we almost had to evacuate. >> [laughter] >> And then when we looked up the prices of the Ubers to evacuate, they were $900. >> [laughter] >> Cuz they knew you'd die. You'd die if you didn't If you didn't take them. It's It's a really cool place though. I really like it here. I really, really like it here, you know.

Indian guys everywhere, huh? Indian guys don't care about nothing. Indian guys will go anywhere, huh? They'll go wherever they want to go and it's really cool that they do that. Really cool. Oh, one of the cats. One of the many cats. And they're all beautiful here. For some reason, the strays, they're gorgeous cats. Really gorgeous cats. Yeah, they are. And they And they piss all over your balcony, you It's fun. It's a cool place though.

A really cool place. Positano, man. Just uh you know, just uh something for everybody in this place. Something for everybody. Anyways, guys. Here, check it out. This is you know, regular place. People walking, cars. Is it a sidewalk? Is it a sidewalk or is it a road? Right? Cuz where I'm from, it's a sidewalk. But, we're in a different place now, so it's a road. And it's all good, man. I I I do like it. I do like this place.

I'm really glad I came here. God God, that was the most Italian guy I've ever seen in my life. I I've ever seen in my life. Uh God revealed a lot of cool things to me while I was here. Uh what I need to do as a man, what I need to do leadership, just as a person. As a as a as a husband, as a father. Um gave me this reality check with the hospital visit. Uh you know, linked me to when I was in Rome. Really really connected me to my faith in a way that I didn't think was possible.

I thought I was already there, and it just showed me that I wasn't even close yet. So, that was really cool. Um I can't believe it's 2026, and people are still like, "Is he filming me? Is that person filming me?" Mm. It's 2026, guys. Okay? It's 2026. Suck it up. Suck it up. But, I can't even say that here, cuz I don't even know what the laws are. In America, you tell somebody shut up. No expectation of privacy in public.

Here, maybe they'll lock me up. I have no idea. I have no clue. Whatever. I don't learn theirs, they learn mine. You know? >> [laughter] >> No, no. That's the worst way to be. But, uh this place showed me a lot. It showed me a lot about um what I need to what I need to step up in. And the things that I want to do, that I've wanted to do for a long time, I should do. Because I was confronted with my mortality in a really serious way and and now I realize that.

I realize that now. I don't know if the camera's on me or not, but yeah, so we're going to be stepping up in a really really big way. Really big way. So, I'm I'm excited. But you know how crazy a place has to be that after you visit it, you say, "Well, you know what? God showed me a lot while I was here." >> [laughter] >> You're not supposed to meet God on vacations. That's not how that's supposed to work, is it? I don't know.

I don't go on many vacations. Anyways, guys, I love you guys and I will be back with the show very very soon. Like I said, we're cutting the trip very short. So, we're supposed to be here until October, but we will only be here until I don't know. We'll be back on I think Tuesday or Wednesday. We'll be back and then I'm just going to I'm probably going to just stream the whole week. It's going to be like if I'm back on Wednesday, it'll be Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, maybe even Sunday.

Um I'm coming back and we're going very very hard, but just wanted to give you a little bit of this view. Just wanted to give you this view. First black guy I've seen that's not from Africa here and that guy that guy is going to be tired. He is going to be tired of this place very very soon. Anyways, guys, anyways. Rough rough place. Great great steps. Uh fantastic food. Um you know, you really got to do a number on someone for them to be tired of pizza and pasta, but they did it.

They they they accomplished it. So, I will see you guys very very soon. Just wanted to drop this and I'm probably going to pre-record some episodes tomorrow. Just pre-record just a bunch of stuff. Like, why not? And uh and that's it. I'll I'll hit you off with a little view. Hit you off a little view before we go here. Look at that. That's water. That's water, guys. Look at that. It is beautiful. It is beautiful. You know?

But, like, if I landed if I landed down there, it would be completely okay right now. Um I'm kidding. You guys know I'm kidding. I love my life. Love love love my life. Check this out. All of these boats and everything. Beautiful place. That's called like Porano or something like that. It's a gorgeous place, as well. This is a wonderful place. Anyways, I'm out.