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파워볼지바겐9 · @lolpodcast
Published April 14, 20224:5997 views
Transcript analysisComputed from the caption text
Words
566
Runtime
4:59
Speaking pace
114wpm
Reading time
2min
114 words per minute, below the 160 25th percentile of 349 measured videos. That distribution comes from the 349-video hook study.
Opening (first 30 seconds)
we're about to pan fry some some [ __ ] battered uh sour patch kids yep yeah yeah if a mod on on camel's channel here can have like the fire department ready i also have these old-ass chips ahoy that are where's the expiration date on this [ __ ] though dude because i the last
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Sentence shape
| Measure | This transcript |
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| Sentences | 1 |
| Average words per sentence | 566.0 |
| Longest sentence | 566 words |
| Questions asked | 0 |
| Sentences containing a number | 1 |
Most used terms
- yeah13
- uh11
- dude8
- corrupted7
- stream6
- oh5
- content4
- gotta4
- okay4
- ahoy3
- chips3
- chips ahoy3
Filler phrases
19 in total: uh 11 · like 6 · I mean 1 · actually 1.
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Transcript
we're about to pan fry some some [ __ ] battered uh sour patch kids yep yeah yeah if a mod on on camel's channel here can have like the fire department ready i also have these old-ass chips ahoy that are where's the expiration date on this [ __ ] though dude because i the last time i used these wait is that it 31st of may one is maybe next month oh they're still good dude yeah they're still good i don't know what that white [Music] the fight as head of content do you approve me uh frying these moldy chips ahoy corrupted i need the approval dude okay corrupted approves yeah we got the approval from a head of content how the [ __ ] do you buy chips ahoy and just not eat them corrupted no we gotta prove all the head of content i'll say like i'm pretty sure that's mold man yeah but it's just white mold right i i mean i know black mold is pretty bad just don't eat them i would eat the cookies corrupted is corrupted corrupted oh damn i actually post it in my uh in my discord too and welcome back mr koi big content tonight dude yeah this is a lot of firsts here for me have you even tried the fish yet oh yes you did yeah i didn't yeah i just gotta i think i'm gonna use some paprika i gotta get some weeds and cheese oh dude i need some i need some uh yes yeah i'll say i need some green for the photo yeah uh am i being quiet or out of sync it's probably out of sync poison and you might want to look at the uh the down one here so jaybird on my stream uh this is the real me and the one above is from uh camel's stream jaybird yep i love you jaybird yep at least ellen i think on my stream or let's see if the audio is off let me know too if he's talking about there there's an audio lag on my business he's talking about that he was looking at the uh uh because the way the way stream is up now is that i have uh your stream like as the the major overlay of my camera at the bottom so okay yeah folks don't even see like my bottom stream right now yo [ __ ] fat owl dude thank you three [ __ ] months for now nice suit will be fine true see i avoided the cod froth corrupted is right on that dude okay i think the oil is ready for the first sour bastard this is it okay hold on let's [ __ ] we gotta bump up the fog for this dude what about the shallow fry some sour patch hey yo was that one yo juan wait is josh in here still [Music] cookie the heat was low as hell i didn't even notice that oh [ __ ] it's in there though yeah i think this might melt that's what i'm thinking yeah i i i don't think there's gonna be enough layers i think i saw a video on pornhub like this that's not saying like if you if you had a deep fryer then you could probably
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