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파워볼지바겐9 · @lolpodcast
Published April 14, 20224:0293 views
Transcript analysisComputed from the caption text
Words
397
Runtime
4:02
Speaking pace
98wpm
Reading time
2min
98 words per minute, below the 160 25th percentile of 349 measured videos. That distribution comes from the 349-video hook study.
Opening (first 30 seconds)
goodness no dude it's too hot you tell me to use my thingies dude why did that sound like cake's voice cake would never tell me to do that how do i yeah the fries are okay yeah the fries are looking much better now i can tell they're
49 words, the words spoken in the first 30 seconds at 98 words per minute.
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Sentence shape
| Measure | This transcript |
|---|---|
| Sentences | 1 |
| Average words per sentence | 397.0 |
| Longest sentence | 397 words |
| Questions asked | 0 |
| Sentences containing a number | 1 |
Most used terms
- fish5
- um5
- yeah5
- love4
- dude3
- sour3
- tell3
- uh3
- voice3
- water3
- actually2
- cake2
Filler phrases
19 in total: like 6 · um 5 · uh 3 · I mean 2 · actually 2 · kind of 1.
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Transcript
goodness no dude it's too hot you tell me to use my thingies dude why did that sound like cake's voice cake would never tell me to do that how do i yeah the fries are okay yeah the fries are looking much better now i can tell they're crisp enough yeah you sound like i think you need a new voice can i change your voice yeah what is all over the ping pong i'm a woman what happened last night well i had like a launcher i had like a water balloon watch that could be redeemed by [ __ ] he doesn't even recognize me anymore and then uh and everyone i do goodnight izzy i love you uh sleepovers spring rolls on stream see is he good you got crux i love you too camelman we're all in to kick it out partnering to end discrimination one bottle of water at a time crystal geyser straight from the mountain source paid for by the lizard lives matter movement water balloons at me no don't do it don't do it don't do it can we do six instead okay i think at least in terms of overall cleanliness i think i'm actually kind of done here so let me i love you is he see is he the tps is like on time but i always break it before i go the tts is on time for once when i um and i don't want to [ __ ] it up because like i still haven't fixed i still haven't well fast forward i still love you i still want you 10 bits cya i guess 10 [ __ ] good night is he not that he's there fighting wolf um all right let's batter these [ __ ] sour shine actually wait you think i should wash my oil out before i do this um because you've had fish in there too but i mean the fish is already cooked all the way through um yeah i mean it's a fishy sour patch you're gonna mix flavors around 242 but i don't really think uh tasting good is the the point of this one true you're probably right oh wait i need a paper towel um deep fried swedish fish sour patch fish kids dude i wish i had more sweetest fish left
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