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Words
400
Runtime
5:26
Speaking pace
74wpm
Reading time
2min
74 words per minute, below the 160 25th percentile of 349 measured videos. That distribution comes from the 349-video hook study.
Opening (first 30 seconds)
so i'm jared taylor my girl matt and today give me a second this is going to be my best friend it's an egg watch i'm going gonna do with it i'm gonna eat it it's an
37 words, the words spoken in the first 30 seconds at 74 words per minute.
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Sentence shape
| Measure | This transcript |
|---|---|
| Sentences | 1 |
| Average words per sentence | 400.0 |
| Longest sentence | 400 words |
| Questions asked | 0 |
| Sentences containing a number | 0 |
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Filler phrases
6 in total: like 3 · kind of 1 · uh 1 · you know 1.
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so i'm jared taylor my girl matt and today give me a second this is going to be my best friend it's an egg watch i'm going gonna do with it i'm gonna eat it it's an egg this is a cup okay it's kind of a little lame jackass don't put it in the my precious egg that is so i can stir it up and keep myself from gagging never done this before not sure how it's gonna taste but it looks absolutely disgusting so we're gonna see what happens got a pepsi in case it gets out of control just just chugging brutal all good oh my gosh don't slowly do it you're gonna not you're you won't do it all right now a lot of people do this but it's gonna be i think it's disgusting and looks disgusting i hope he gags you can't really see the uh chunks in there but they're in there it's quite dear besides chuck norris does too and he's a badass he's pretty much badass i would say bruce lee is pretty much a minor prophet so if he can do it i can do it he can do it oh my god dude don't spit it out please and if you do not mean if you do not with me what's going on i wish you'd just feel the texture of it's disgusting dude it looks like snot i told her to do it i just every time i put a handful or not really that's cool to drink it no they're waiting oh my god like almost came if i did that what i'd be pissed i'd punch you on youtube and put it on there i don't know if i can do it dude oh that's great i doubt you can do it dude you're just taking a small slip and just just just don't be loud like that again holy crap dude you know oh look it's salty as [ __ ] i don't think i should whisk it up it's not that much but it's disgusting don't gag that loud dude come on all right i think so i'll close my eyes and just not think about it got my hand on my pepsi don't throw up please if i do it's gonna be this cup ready nope oh that's what's left i just
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