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파워볼지바겐9 · @lolpodcast
Words
267
Runtime
3:01
Speaking pace
89wpm
Reading time
1min
89 words per minute, below the 160 25th percentile of 349 measured videos. That distribution comes from the 349-video hook study.
Opening (first 30 seconds)
yo josh josh where is baby at he is cooking cookies with white mold [Music] his penicillin kebabs uh so uh on my channel miss mccoy saying either cocaine or mold which one of those are all those cookies yeah and it doesn't matter because
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| Average words per sentence | 267.0 |
| Longest sentence | 267 words |
| Questions asked | 0 |
| Sentences containing a number | 1 |
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yo josh josh where is baby at he is cooking cookies with white mold [Music] his penicillin kebabs uh so uh on my channel miss mccoy saying either cocaine or mold which one of those are all those cookies yeah and it doesn't matter because either way they're both great yeah the problem what is it what is a deep-fried mars bar you know about it it's a mars bar that you de-fry you cut you cover that [ __ ] like pancake batters and deep fry the [ __ ] out of it but is that like a famous thing oh yeah you see those like county fairs and stuff all the time oh [Music] [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] why do these ones look so different dude what do you mean who said that yo doge i'm frying up some sour patch kids dude fried oreos are fire too apart yeah they are they're absolutely they're amazing i've never had one once a it's like once every like 10 years kind of thing they're really good but like it's it's diabetes uh they they take some some uh some years off yeah there's nothing even like it's all chemicals no kebabs i love you kebabs i love you a lot kabobs good night see kabobs thanks again for the follow too why good night thank you so much for that but happy to be here absolutely happy to be here all righty just be careful sugar traps heat sugar tonight cat sugar trapped heat what are these why but it is
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